We Bare Bears

One, two.

One, two. One, two.

W-w-w-whoa!

What's going on?

Dude, what are you doing? Sorry.

Pay attention, man. One, two.

You guys, guess what happened just now.

You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.

Nope.

I matched this amazing girl on an online dating site.

She's French! Like the kissing.

Stop talking. We're gonna sink. Oh, sorry.

One, two.

All right, we're almost there, guys.

One, two.

One, two.

W-w-w-whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no!

No! No! Yes!

I can't believe this!

Celine messaged me... She messaged me!

Look!

Whoa.

Dude, congratulations. You finally did it, man.

Aww, shucks.

What will you do in France? Uh, I don't know.

But it's going to be the most romantic experience of my life.

Ahh.

So, what'd she say?

Oh.

She says "hi."

Well, say something.

Uh, uh, what do I say?

Start with a joke. I don't know any jokes.

Okay, here, here, here. I got one.

Why do French people eat snails?

Um, okay.

'Cause they don't like fast food.

Ha, that's a good one.

Whoa! She likes it!

Man, she sounds like a cool lady.

You're totally in. Okay, okay, now what?

Throw in some thingies. Thingies?

Yeah, you know, the shapes and stuff.

You know? Ice bear's got this.

You're welcome. Ooh.

She thinks I'm cute.

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh, we did it! You write me in Paris, okay?

I will, brother.

Uh, guys, she's asking me what my job is.

She's gonna hate me if I tell her

that I don't really do anything.

Hey, you don't tell her that, man.

Help me! All right. Let me do this for you.

Hey, hey, where are you going?

French people love art.

What? Stop! What are you doing?

No, don't send it! Stop!

What did I tell you? She's loving your talent.

Boom! This is amazing.

But... but what am I gonna say to her?

It's, I mean...

Dude. What are you worried about?

You have us. We got you, bro.

Ice bear will coach you into manhood.

Thank you, guys. I love you.

It's okay. You'll be all right.

All right, she's calling.

You got this, buddy.

Hello, Celine.

It is so good to finally meet you.

Oh, hello, panda.

What a lovely room you have, panda.

Oh, thanks.

And cut. Awesome, bro.

I have a couple notes.

First of all, never say, "hello." "Hello" is too safe.

Think of something cooler, like, "hi, there," or, uh, "heyyyy."

Oh, okay, one more thing.

Grizz? You okay?

Boom! Your computer froze.

Just try to stay calm.

All right, it's showtime, people. Places, everyone!

We only got one take, so let's make it count!

Let's see.

I think it's on. There we go.

Panda? Bonjour, panda!

So great to finally see you!

Um, hello. Ooh.

No "hellos."

"Heyyyy."

Uh, howdy. Uh, no.

No, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

What's up?

Oh, panda.

You are so funny.

Oh, that was way too close.

Um, hi, I'm...

I'm having a little trouble understanding you, panda.

This doesn't look good. Okay, time for plan "b."

It must be my computer.

Maybe we could talk some other time.

No, no, no, no, no, no! Um, I'm... I'm...

Um, uh...

Everything... fantastic... Celine... I am happy!

Also... I... love... anime!

Oh, yeah. I could see that in your art.

I, uh, tried to do art once, but no, no.

That was a bad idea.

What else do you do?

Yoga... and... karaoke.

That's awesome.

So, how about we play a little game?

I will say words, and you will say the first thing

that comes into your mind, okay?

Favorite food.

Pizza. Favorite book.

"The wizard's guide to love"!

Favorite type of movie? Romantic comedy!

Okay, final question.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

What's going on?

Oh, I am terribly sorry if I asked a personal question.

That was a game taught to me by American friends,

but we don't talk anymore.

Uh, okay.

That wasn't a joke, but...

I, uh, will be right back.

This is not working, grizz.

Listen, this is all gonna be fine.

Catch your breath, and then when you're ready,

you just tag back in and take it home.

Wait, what do you mean, "tag back in"?

Ice bear ready...

Panda ready to make good impression.

Oh, you missed a spot. All right, break a leg.

Oh, there you are, panda.

By the way, let me know

if I say something that doesn't make sense.

My English is not the best.

Panda pense que votre anglais est très belle.

Oh, panda!

I did not know you knew how to speak French.

Oui, c'est ce qui nous rend unique.

Oh, panda, vous êtes une boîte de mystères.

You are so interesting, panda.

I've never met anyone like you.

What else can you tell me about yourself?

Uh, ice... ice bear sleeps in fridge.