Raabta (राब्ता)

Where's Shiv?

It's been 2:30 minutes.

God's impressed. You can come out now.

If you want to drown, do it in Budapest.

We'll miss our flight. Hurry up.

3:21.

Congratulations to you too!

No-no... the company's given him a house.. car... luxuries.

Yes...

Now Kakkads will take over Europe. Budapest is near London.

The old man is cuckoo, putting London and Budapest next to each other.

Soon he'll claim that Queen Elizabeth is his daughter-in-law.

Quiet!

Forget about him and listen to me.

You're not going to drink there.

If you do drink, you won't drive.

If you drink and drive..

..then you won't date a foreigner.

And if you do date a foreigner..

- Don't marry her! - Yeah..

- Bye, mom. - Bless you.

- Tell Gurmeet Singh I said goodbye. - Take care, son.

Listen. Come here.

Take your father's blessings as well.

- He's an embarrassment. - Shut up!

- Bless you, son. - Take care.

I'll get a handsome foreigner for you as well.

Shut up.

Insecurity, huh!

- See you. - Let's go, or we'll miss our flight.

Bye... See you.

'Exactly 800 years later..'

'..the comet Lovejoy is heading towards Earth.'

'The entire world is quite excited about this event.'

'Because when the comet will pass...'

You see, bro..my score's 47.

But I am getting hungry for more.

We're not coming back without scoring a century.

And even the girls out there are like me.

Free.

Well, they don't charge a penny here either.

By the way, this is happening for the first time in 800 years.

Yeah.. First time in 800 years..

..someone from the Kakkad family is going abroad.

What are you saying?

Hey pauper Kakkad..

Look here..at what they're saying on the news.

- What? - A comet is heading towards us.

That's not a big deal.

Gurmeet Singh fires a comet after every meal.

It's the comet Lovejoy that's coming back..

..and that too after 800 years.

And it's going to pass so close to Earth..

..that there's going to be fireworks in the sky.

So give it a 'like'.

Astrology is nonsense.

Astrology is not nonsense.

They say it's a super lucky month for lovers to meet.

This month..I'll find my true love as well.

What's more, they claim that a month later it can be seen with naked eyes.

I've always had 'naked-eyes.'

- Thank you. - What thank you?

Where were you?

You took so long.

I've been waiting for a 1000 years.

- Sorry, I don't follow. - Then follow me on Twitter, baby.

Did you just say that?

Do you know what day it is today?

Love-month is starting, baby.

Lovejoy is coming.

See..

Comet passes the earth.

- Comet! - Yes, comet!

It passes the earth.

And love rains only once in 800 years.

- Really? - I swear, Nancy.

Nancy? My name is Melisa.

- Hi, Melisa. I am Radha. - Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too.

We're going to Budapest, for our honeymoon.

Accent, huh! Get lost.

Believe me, I am totally single and..

And just like your beautiful hair, straight.

Thank you.

- No. - What?

- You... - It can't be true.

Is this a sign, baby?

"My move.."

"My move.."

"My move.."

"Watch my move."

"Watch my move."

There's no way she's falling for you.

Let's make a bet..10 Euros.

750 rupees.

Your loss.

"Little love.."

"Little coaxing."

"Some more.."

"Some more.."

"Watch my move."

"Watch my move."

"Watch my move."

"Watch my move."

Hey, hold this.

Come on.

Wha.. What are you doing, Shiv?

You can't just jump off some random bridge.

It will be illegal.

- These guys will throw you behind bars. - **** them..

We're middleclass people. We'll die middleclass.

Marry some Sunita, Name our kids Sunil, Kishore..

..and when they grow up, they will be bankers too.

If I keep being 'legal' all my life..

..what stories will I tell my kids?

Don't stop me today my love!

Wimp!

You made me a wimp!

The same nightmare again.

The same weird one.

It's all your fault.

Really, I mean.. who's scared of water?

I can't even drown myself in shame.

Thanks.

"Om.."

So what if I am a wimp..

I am also hot.

Hi.

So what was the poisoned sweet that 'Ranjha' ate?

Laddoo (SWEETMEAT).

- Laddoo? - Indian Laddoo..the Indian Sweet.

Balls.

You're so hot.

You need to tell me one thing.

Is this a sign, baby?

- Yes, the neon sign. - Neon sign..

You're so cute, my tubelight... I'm saying you're very intelligent.

Come, I'll treat you to some sweet balls of love.

But why is nobody..

Lots of chocolates.

Huh?

- So many chocolates. - Yeah..

Just.

When did you arrive? I didn't see you.

Been a while.

I didn't realize, I'm sorry.

No, its okay.

- I want milk chocolate. - Yeah..

What's good here?

- Hi. - Hi.

Well, you must try our liquor chocolates.

I swear they'd melt in the mouth.

And our sea-salt caramel chocolates are just..

Actually, I just made them this morning..

..so they are very fresh.

Ah-huh!

And if you like dark chocolates..

..our beans are actually from Guatemala, so they are really special.

Shiv. I want milk chocolate.

No-no-no..baby, you must try sea-salt caramel truffles..

They are like..

You just made them this morning, right?

She just made them this morning.

And the dark chocolates are very special. They are from...

Guatemala.

- Guatemala. - Shiv!

I want plain milk chocolate.

But baby..Guatemala is very good.

- Baby, please sea-salt caramel.. - No.

Baby..liquor.

- Baby gone. - What?

Baby..gone!

Yes.

For me?

For her.

By the way, where's Guatemala?

- I've been trying so hard to find it. - What happened?

She kicked you out so you came straight to me?

I would've come anyway... Now that I've found you.

- Hold on. - How many times have you used that line?

A lot, that's how I got this far.

Can I say something?

Hold on.

You sell sweets but I can see Your broken heart in your eyes.

Why?

Don't you see the chocolate bill, as well?

Pay up my 10 Euros. No fooling around with my livelihood.

Hello.

Hello.

Just 10 Euros for your sexy livelihood?

You're so cheesy.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Baby, a part of me is chocolaty as well.

I didn't say that, he did.

Wait..

You see..this has never happened with me before.

I swear, this is completely new.

Do you know about Love-Joy? Once in 800 years..

Hey..I've sold 200 kilos of chocolate since morning over 'Love-Joy'.

So don't try to use the 'comet' line on me.