Dexter's Laboratory

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Girl: Uh...dexter?

Uhh!

I am afraid we have run out of time, dear sister.

Only one hope left.

We must send a message to the past--

stop this from happening.

Drat!

It is up to you, Dee Dee.

Use my time machine.

Go back into... The past...

And give me this message.

Eww! Gross!

Take it!

Give it to me in the past,

or I may not have a future.

Dee Dee! You have to be inside the machine.

Like this?

I'm doomed.

Oh, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter! Come quick!

You have to help! It's terrible!

You sent me, and you're all gross--

this better be important, woman.

You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.

I have a message for you from the future.

From the future, huh?

Yes. You sent me from the future, and--

stop! If there were a message so important

that it would require time travel,

I certainly would not entrust it to my idiot sister.

I would send it myself.

In other words...

I would not send you back in time even if--

if--if--

I was being eaten alive!

Oh, Dexter! Why are you being so horrible?

Please. I do not have time for your tears.

Why don't you go back outside and talk to trees

or whatever it is you do.

Fine! I will! And I'm not ever giving you the message.

Fine with me.

Girl: What's wrong, Dee Dee?

Dee Dee: Dexter was just awful to me!

What did he do now?

I came all the way from the future with this important message,

and he started yelling!

There, there. It's all right.

You just forget all about

mean old Dexter and his stupid message.

Einstein's ghost!

Aah!

Future Dee Dee, I need that message

you have brought from the future.

Ok!

Hey! Remember how nasty Dexter was to you?

Hey! That's right!

Please, future Dee Dee.

The information you hold could alter man's destiny.

I will do anything to possess it.

Anything?

Anything?

Anything? Anything?

Even...

Ooh, I've wanted to do that forever!

Please, Dee dees. Anything but that.

Both Dee dees: It's that, or no message from the future.

[Theme from swan lake playing]

May I have my message now?

Hmm... What message?

Arrghh!

The message from the future!

Oh, you can't have the message yet.

We still have another ballet to perform.

Another ballet?

Yup.

The nutcracker.

That's it! I do not care what the future brings,

but you Dee dees will not be in it!

Girls, would you join me over here?

Both: Ooh! What's this, Dexter?

Dexter: It is my yet untested interdimensional doorway.

You are going to test it.

Step right in, ladies.

Both: It looks scary, Dexter.

Nonsense. Lots of fun in the other dimension.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Both: Uh...Dexter?

This seems very familiar.

Only one hope left.

I remember this part!

It is up to you, Dee dees.

Use my time machine.

Go back into... The past...

And give me this message.

Message?

You mean this

Dexter: "Dear Dexter,

"do not open the interdimensional doorway.

"There is a monster inside.

Best wishes, Dexter."

But this is the message I just wrote!

That means that i--and she-- and then--whoaahh!

I'm doomed.

Oh, Dexter, Dexter, Dexter! Come quick!

You have to help! It's terrible!

You sent me and me. You're all gross--

this better be important, woman.

You are interrupting my very delicate calculations.

Dexter: After countless experiments,

all testing proves negative.

No enhanced abilities, no physical mutations,

no nothing!

It seems you shall never become anything more than a mere monkey.

Monkey, this is agent honey q.

Help us.

[Shouting in foreign language]

Come on!

[Continues speaking foreign language]

Keep it down up there, will youse?

I'm trying to sleep!

That's it!

Ha ha ha!

Hey, I hate mondays.

Ha ha ha!

I...am...magmanamus!

And for the past 200 years,

I have been trying to get some rest,

but due to the constant noise

of you puny, inconsiderate surface dwellers,

I have yet to have a good night's sleep.

So I ask youse kindly... Will you please be quiet?

Hey, that was easy.

Aah!

Everybody run!

There's a giant monster on the loose!

No, stop, stop.

Be quiet. Shh!

Aw, man. Shut up. Shut up.

Please shut up.

Aw, geez.

I said shut up!

Hey, wake up!

Come on. Sleep time is over.

Food time is now.

We will begin your testing as soon as you finish,

so hurry up, and--

Volcanic activity downtown?

A new volcano!

Oh, boy, oh, boy! I must check my charts.

Whoo Whoo Whoo!

Whoo Whoo Whoo!

Man: Evacuate city! I repeat--evacuate city!

Oh, shut up!

Man: Ok. I'm going in.

Quiet!

Sorry!

Shut up!

Look! It's monkey!

He'll silence this beast for good.

Quiet, quiet, quiet quiet, quiet!

Yay! Yay!

I said shut up!

Ooh!

Oh! Quiet.

That's all I ask for: A little silence.

Is that so--huh?

Whoahh!

I said...Be quiet!