Fruits Delivery Service (Furutsu Takuhaibin / フルーツ宅配便)

Clean

Clean enough.

This one's a no, definitely a no.

Not good.

Seriously, how can you all be so unconcerned?

Listen up, girls.

You're supposed to wash the outfits after doing a cosplay course.

Why don't you even bother?

Look, this nurse outfit is all moldy!

The thing is, Sakita-san, you're the most serious of all the staff so far.

That's not the problem.

You're all just way too careless.

- Speaking of which. - Yes?

Could we ban the customer from yesterday?

Which one exactly?

That Chi Miyama guy. He's a total freak.

Chi Miyama? Got it.

The new promo pictures are done.

Show me!

- Those are great! - Look at them eyes!

Lemon, you're super cute!

- Isn't that too much editing? - You took off your classes.

- That much panemagi is normal. - Panemagi?

Panel Magic. The editing of pictures in the sex industry.

Bad shops completely butcher the girls.

We at least try to stay as honest as possible.

- You really think that's honest? - It does look like her!

- I'm back. - Thanks. My pudding~

I asked for pudding, you know.

- This is yellowtail. - Huh?

My okaka onigiri is missing, too.

I requested for cough drops...

- Why did you buy oden? - That's weird...

I made sure to write those down.

- What letter is this? - No idea.

- Go and get the right stuff. - Right.

Even my Ryo is more useful than Masakane.

How old is he again?

Hm? He's 10.

Right now he's packing the moving boxes by himself.

Mikan-chan, you're moving?

Yeah, but only within the city.

- You're moving? - Why are you eating mackerel now?

I was hungry. Why?

- Us girls wanted to eat that! - Ah, I forgot!

- What do you think? - It's great.

- Lots of sunlight. - Yeah.

So much sunlight.

Let's check that room over there.

- This will be your room. - Yay!

We'll need to buy me a new bed.

A new bed, huh? I'll think about it.

We'll take it.

I'll get the contract ready for next week.

- Yes, please do. - Thank you very much.

We got it~

Ryo, since you're getting your own room now,

you better make sure to study properly. - Okay.

Are you sure you understand?

Geez, your perfume stinks. Stop it.

Oh shush, will you!

Alright, let's keep on packing.

- I'll make us some hamburgers. - Okay.

Thank you, thank you.

We got some realistic footage.

We'll pay you extra for the service.

Screw you!

I'm reporting you to the owner!

We ain't afraid of some shithole call girl shop owner.

There's more than just us two.

Come on, take it.

Go to hell!

Alright, thank you very much.

I gotta admit, you're a smart one, Sappy-san.

An actual adult video actress would cost a lot,

but with call girls, it only costs us 50 grands to film them.

We'll be swimming in cash once we upload the video.

But the quality of the call girls in the sticks sure is low.

The girls in Osaka and Nagoya were amazing the other day!

It's harder to find them out here compared to the larger cities.

- Be more patient. - Gotcha.

Besides, this place ain't that bad after all.

You got one?

How about this girl for the next one?

- Mikan-chan. - Mikan-chan.

Translation: HPriest @ d-addicts Twitter: @hpriestsubs

Episode 03: Mikan

Now, we do this.

And with this, I improved our homepage.

You're amazing, Sakita-kun!

No, no, I simply have some experience from my previous job.

- That much is nothing. - You're reliable.

Nah, but thank you.

- Hi. - Good morning.

Ah, good morning.

It's kinda hot, huh?

Hot? No, it's rather cold actually.

I'm telling you, it's hot in here.

- Open some windows. - They can't be opened, though.

Ice cream? It's that bad?

Where's Masakane?

He's on his lunch break, although he's long overdue.

That's right, about that.

How did Masakane-kun end up here anyway?

I picked him up.

It's not like he's some dog, though.

Nah, I'm serious.

- Then, where did you pick him up? - In the Philippines.

The Philippines? How come?

I had some business... Huh? Where did I find him exactly?

Anyway, it's way too hot in here.

The hell.

Excuse me.

You mentioned a few things about his past.

So, there's something I read in a magazine

and it could be nothing, but people with random heat bursts...

You know, they take...

Sti.. Stimulants...

Masakane-chan, you sure do have a great appetite.

- Your food is just too good. - Thanks.

Hey, we're still waiting for our beer!

Ah, my bad!

Here, my apologies.

Since you're slow, it should be on the house.

No, that's...

Stop it, Sakamoto.

My apologies for the shouting. He's a bit short tempered.

It's fine, it's on the house.

- You don't have to! - It's fine!

- Well, thank you very much. - Thank you.

Sappy-san, here.

- Did you upload the video from yesterday? - Yeah.

People have been all over this video.

Normal adult videos can't offer such realism.

Adult videos should be documentaries.

Hunting down call girls... You sure are a genius!

What do you mean, the contact got canceled?

You shouldn't lie on official documents.

Look Miss, you wrote "hospitality industry" as your job,

but you actually work in the sex industry.

We got your background checked.

And the landlord doesn't want anyone from the sex industry.

Hold on.

If it's about money, I can pay the rent!

I don't mind paying half a year in advance!

I'm begging you. My son was looking forward to it.

Let me meet with the landlord. I'm sure we can talk about it.

The landlord is a woman and she hates the likes of you.

She says that women like you bring one guy home after another

and that you're involved in crimes.

- What should we do? - Give Sakita-san one with that sauce.

So good~

- Sakita-san. - Yes?

For you.

Ah, thanks. Thank you very much.

Salty! What the heck is this?

- The sauce? - Yes. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - Should I give it to her?

Okay.

Mikan-san! Mikan-san!

- Excuse me, here. - Eh? What's that?

A present from all of us for your new apartment.

We all were thinking about what to get you,

and we figured that towels shouldn't be too much of a nuisance.

Ah, for the new apartment...

It won't happen.

- Huh? - Why not?

Apparently there was some kind of incident.

It must be a suicide, right? Or was it murder?

- Perhaps it's haunted! - Lemon-chan...

Calm down, Lemon-chan!

- Didn't I tell you? I hate ghosts. - Ah, I had no idea.

I would never watch a horror movie by myself.

- I didn't know that either. - I had no choice but to decline!

That real estate agent should have mentioned that!

Right?

We should stay away from them.

- They're the worst. - I won't go there.

That's awful. They should have told her.

I'll take those then!

You've got a call.

Take it! Take it! Why!?

Excuse me, we're sorry for the wait. Fruits Delivery Service here.

Okay, and you're requesting...?

Mikan-san could be ready in 30.

Okay, thank you very much.

Then, what about...

Excuse me, please give me a second.

How long of a course?

Okay, 100... I'm sorry, could you repeat?

The 120-minute long course, okay.

- Mikan-san? - Hm?

- Did you listen? - Got it. Long course, right?

Yes.

Good, more money for an even better apartment.