Bikini Beach

Summer's here, it's a holiday

School is out, now it's time to play

Just get the schoolbooks out of reach

We're gonna go to Bikini Beach

That's it, that's right

That's where the fun is at

That's it, that's right

All the chicks are bikini clad

Oh, yeah!

That's it, that's right

That's where the fun is at

That's it, that's right

All the chicks are bikini clad

We're on our own, we're on our way

The gang's all heading for a holiday

A lot of girls and a guy for each

Come on let's go to Bikini Beach

That's it, that's right

That's where the fun is at

That's it, that's right

All the chicks are bikini clad!

That's it, that's right

Keep the short shorts out of sight

That's it, that's right

Gonna be, who needs short shorts?

Beach party tonight

That's right

Come on. Let's hit it!

Come on, let's go.

This should keep the wolves away from our door.

Hey, isn't there some way we can lock this thing?

From the inside or the outside?

What's the matter, Animal, don't you trust the boys?

It isn't that. I don't trust me.

Hey, Candy, who do you have to know to get into girls' town?

I'm available.

I bet you this is what you had in mind. Huh, Animal?

Okay, Candy, put him down.

That Candy really has the power.

Dee Dee?

There's a moon out there and it's calling us.

I don't hear anything.

All right. The moon isn't calling but the waves are.

We can go sit by them until we get the message,

while the children sleep.

Frankie, you go listen to the moon and the waves.

Until I hear wedding bells, I'm children too.

You win some. You lose quite a few.

- Oh, Bixby's Bird Farm! - Oh, Cora, will you...

Oh, all right, all right.

Holy hot curl!

Girls, come here!

I wanna show you something. Hurry up.

Wake up, you guys. Wake up, hurry up.

- I wanna show you something. - What is it?

Throw your eyes at that!

The Sheik of Araby has pitched his pad among us!

Might be a mirage.

Let's go give it the double O, huh?

Hey, what's a double O?

Once over, Goo Goo. Come on, you guys.

It's the Potato Bug! He's here!

They've all gone beetle over a Potato Bug.

That ain't no mirage.

Dee Dee, I think we associate with a very unstable group.

Come on. It won't do any harm to have a look.

Don't tell me you've flipped over that crumpet eater.

Well, they say he's very nice, personally.

Personally, I can live without finding out.

Well, I can't.

I must insist you be as quiet as possible.

His eminence is sleeping.

His eminence?

- Are you his girl or something? - No.

My name is Yvonne, but I am called Lady Bug.

I am the Potato Bug's bodyguard.

Oh, yeah.

- Who guards your body? - I do.

What if some big handsome brute, and I'm not naming names,

figured he'd make some time with you?

Why, you and I, we could make some beautiful music together.

Why, just come on into these arms, baby.

- Hey, that's something! - It's called Savate.

- Sa-who? - Savate.

In French, that means the art of foot fighting.

You know something?

She can do with her feet what Candy can do with her...

- Giant ground swells! - ...hips.

Wake surfing!

- This is it, huh, Dee Dee? - Sure, it is, for now.

Our forever is right now.

- But what about tomorrow? - Tomorrow is the day after today.

Frankie, there's a real tomorrow.

You gotta think about that.

Sure, I'll think about it.

Tomorrow.

You know something? I got a feeling

somebody's watching us.

I get the strangest feeling.

Something's wrong around here.

Yes, indeed.

You gotta have a rhythm when you dance

When you gamble, gotta take a chance

But when you wanna try a little romance

Then love's a secret weapon

Well, Clyde, they're doing your dance.

Take a little chance and look him in the eye

All you gotta do is give it a try

Yes, love's a secret weapon

So come on and take my advice

You'll find...

Clyde, Clyde, watch the paint. Clyde, stop.

It's time you started to believe

That's how Adam was won by Eve, oh!

That's the secret of the whole affair

Give a little love and tender care

If you're gonna get him and keep him there

Then love's a secret weapon

So come on, take my advice

Well, you'll find that love is kind of nice

It's time you started to believe

That's how Adam was won by Eve, oh!

That's the secret of the whole affair

Give a little love and tender care

If you're gonna get him and keep him there

Then love's a secret weapon

Then love's a secret weapon

Yes, love's a secret weapon

Yeah!

Hey, there's a monkey!

Hey, hey! Look!

I thought the Potato Bug was taller.

Hey, I was right. That monkey was watching us.

Clyde. Come along, Clyde.

Give them back their ball.

All right, Clyde. All right, Clyde. Clyde!

- Hey, Tarzan! Where's Jane? - Let's go check.

Clyde, come on. Clyde, Clyde, Clyde.

Come along. Come along. Come along, Clyde.

Clyde. Clyde, come here. Clyde!

Now, may I ask whose board this happens to be?

- It's mine. - Oh, really.

- Well, may I use it? - Be my guest.

- Clyde? - Hey, hold it, now. No, no.

Son, just step back. Watch, please.

I assure you. Everything is all right.

Look at him.

- Oh, come on. What is this? - No way. No way.

Well, he's paddling at least. Not bad.

You gotta be kidding!

- He made it! - Hey, look at that!

- It's fantastic! - Great!

Hey, look at him! Look at him turn! The bottom turn!

- Hey, Deadhead, he's better than you! - Better looking, too!

Yeah!

- A headstand? That's it. - No more. That's it.

Marvelous, yes.

- Did you enjoy Clyde's performance? - Oh, yeah.

He's a real sharp chimp.

Well, I'm afraid you're missing the point.

You see, the point is not whether Clyde is sharp.

The point is that the intelligence of you young people has fallen to his level.

What's he talking about?

I'm determined to prove that you young people are borderline cases,

leaning toward feeble-mindedness,

with an abnormal preoccupation with sex.

- Well, yeah! - That's all right.

The only display of knowledge being of a carnal nature.

Would you mind repeating that in English?

Quiet, Goo Goo.

You photograph quite well, Clyde.

Well, that's rather good, don't you think?

- That's not bad. It's kind of cute. - Yeah, it's cute.

- Well, who are you, anyway? - Harvey Huntington Honeywagon.

- I'd keep that quiet if I were you. - The Third.

Oh, you got the old folks' home down by the beach.

Sea-Esta by the Sea is a resort for senior citizens.

And your irresponsible behavior has...

been a blemish on that fine community.

And I intend to do something about it.

- Hey, Frank, put him in his place! - Wait a second! Wait a second! Look.

This is a public beach.

And just what do you think you're gonna do something about?

Well, you read tomorrow's paper, under this picture.

Those of you who can read, that is.

Hey, man, I went to school.

Come on, Clyde. Come on.

The nerve of that clown!

Yeah, he looks like something out of The Twilight Zone.

Imagine, comparing us to monkeys.

Deadhead, you might be the missing link.

Oh, I say there! Over here.

- It's the Potato Bug! - It's the Potato Bug!

Look at him! There's nobody in the whole world like him!

- Oh, I wouldn't say that. - I would.

Yes. That was a jolly good show. Yes, jolly good indeed.

That simian creature, most amazing. Positively remarkable!

Did you come here for surfing, Mr. Bug?

Oh, no. Crumbs, no. Not enough speed, really.

Oh, yeah? Did you ever see a real hot dog...