Who Finds a Friend Finds a Treasure (Chi trova un amico trova un tesoro)

I don't care whether you believe it or not

but this map will lead you to a hidden treasure

in the Pacific Ocean.

I know, on the island of Bungo Bungo.

On the island of Bungo Bungo.

It's not even on a map.

Neither was Australia once.

If your boat was read then find it.

It's ready, all I need is another 2,000

for the last installment.

Yeah, the plain ol' horses.

Me?

Never.

They know you better than I do.

Look kid, I caught six tropical diseases guarding

that treasure, I'm telling you it's there.

Here's your 2,000 but I want it.

No sweat, Uncle Brady.

I'll set sail first thing tomorrow morning.

Yeah.

At the crack of dawn.

There's a treasure there kid, like .

It's sitting there, waiting for ya.

Yeah, yeah.

Hello, Alan.

Hi.

You want another drink?

No thanks, I'm broke.

The wheels of luck aren't getting you, huh?

I'm afraid so.

I mean, I just dropped 2,000 dollars.

Couldn't care less except that, it wasn't my money.

You interested in a little tip from me?

A fixed race, get some money and put it all on Big Phil.

Borrow, do anything, if you put all your money on Big Phil,

you'll make a fortune.

Big Phil?

Chocolate's the favorite, he's gonna win.

Alan, they're hoods from Chicago,

they don't fool around.

They'll beat up the jockey.

They've got their money on Big Phil.

On Big Phil.

Yeah, thanks Linda.

What for?

I didn't tell you anything.

That's right.

Man in Chicago surely thinks Chocolate

is gonna break a leg, huh?

Yeah, they put a whole pile of bread on Big Phil.

Instead we got 30,000 simoleons on Chocolate.

Wait, you know what?

What?

Another 15 grand on Chocolate.

But they said he ain't gonna win, Frisk.

I say the winner's Chocolate.

You can take care of Big Phil's jockey.

What do those idiot's know in Chicago?

I'm with you Frisco.

I don't like taking orders from guys that don't know.

How are the girls gonna get to the jockey?

Follow them.

Hey, hey.

Hi.

What are you doing here, Grubby?

Still betting your money on horses that come in last?

No, I'm with a bookie now, I learned my lesson.

You betting on Chocolate?

Naturally, he's a sure thing.

15,000 bucks, that makes 30 grand.

So long.

Hold on.

Chocolate's up for the money

but I know a guy who's paying double.

So if you place your bet with him,

we can split the difference.

You're boss will never know.

Okay, let's go.

Well wait a minute.

I've got to handle this alone.

This bookie wants it on the QT.

You can trust me, right?

Sure, unless you prefer to die with head bashed in,

huh metal head?

Careful.

Deliver the money to the table.

Nice breakaway.

El Figor takes the lead followed by Calamity Jane,

Ravatin, Chocolate and Big Phil.

Can you imagine that, giving us double?

Two to one on Chocolate.

Yeah, okay.

Fantastic.

Okay, here's to our benefactor.

A toast to Chocolate.

As they come into the last stretch.

Come on boy.

Where's Big Phil?

I put a lot of money on him.

Well Big Phil is back there.

He's the last one.

Come on, get with it Chocolate, come on.

Come on!

Winner, fourth race, Chocolate.

There he is, go get him.

Move it.

Uncle Brady, open.

Hey Brady.

Uncle Brady, come here.

Come on, wake up.

Good news.

Oh it's you.

I'm ready to move out

but you gotta finance me.

50,000.

And of course, you're mad but I'll pay you back,

what's a matter?

Don't you trust me?

Trust you?

Exactly.

I don't trust anybody.

Least of all, you.

Don't come back without any money.

Uncle Brady, wake up.

Everything's set, you can't pull out now, right?

Yeah.

Hi.

What did you do with the 15,000 dollars?

The what?

What are you deaf or something?

The 15,000 dollars.

15,000.

What do you want?

Who are you?

Don't play games with us, buddy.

Now I get it, you think I'm Alan.

No, I'm Johnny, his twin brother.

Oh really?

Really, this happens all the time.

It's a cross I have to bear.

Don't worry, we'll just put your little name

on your brother's tomb.

No wait a minute, no wait, no wait.

Listen boy, this don't look too good for you.

Take this here and go.

I already had breakfast.

No, the map's inside.

Take it and get the hell out of here.

Gee, there's a lot of water.

I need a boat.

You need a boat?

I was only kidding.

I've got a great boat.

Don't lose the map.

Don't worry.

There really is a treasure.

Come on, keep your eyes on him.

You see him, you see him?

No.

Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor

and privilege to present to you, Mr. Charlie O'Brien.

Get out of the way.

Do you think you can make it around the world?

Well of course I can, thanks to delicious,

homemade marmalade by Puffin Brothers.

Not to mention the 20,000 dollars prize money

they'll pay you if you make it.

There's a lot energy and vigor in Puffin marmalade

but you mean, they don't pay you?

Charlie O'Brien, you're something else.

Seriously though, how do you feel about sailing around

the earth all by yourself?

What do you think you'll miss most after days

and days out at sea without ever sighting land.

With a bottle Puffys sister, I can circumnavigate

the whole wide world.

Well you won't really be sailing all this time alone.

Ladies and gentlemen, a beautiful parrot, Paquito,

will be going along too.

Does Paquito enjoy Puffin's Marmalade also?

Why you asking the little critter?

Paquito do you also enjoy Puffin's Marmalade?

Marmalade man, marmalade man.

Go Charlie, happy sailing.

Marmalade men, marmalade men.

Jam overboard.

Marmalade overboard.

Puffin overboard.

Marmalade men.

Shut up or I'll jam this marmalade, you know where.

Another two minutes and they're done.

Don't you stretch your neck on my beams, you understand?

Huh, they're finished?

How is it possible?

You parrot or a winged rhinoceros.

Hey buddy, look me in the eye when I talk to you.

Marmalade mate.

Your going in this frying pan.

I'll pluck every feather in your body.

You'll be a bald parrot.