Hide and Go Shriek

I am ready.

With romance in the air.

You know if you keep that up you're gonna burn off

all your energy.

That's it for me.

Time to motivate.

It's time to go take a shower.

Come on.

Come on.

So, I was just kind of like sorry

because just think about it.

I'm saying, I don't know.

Yeah, so I was.

No, I called Sasha and she said she wanted to come

but that her mother's at a tennis meetup.

She knows.

She knows that we have plans

but she doesn't know how to handle her parents at all.

Well, what'd you say?

I said I was staying at Bonnie's.

I said I was staying with you.

Oh, well don't worry.

Your parents trust me.

Unless, she calls.

Well, then my parents will tell her we're at Bonnie's.

Then what, what if she calls here?

Come on, Bonnie's parents are out of town,

don't worry about it.

Well, I'm worried.

I know you are but you shouldn't worry

we're gonna have fun.

So come on.

When did this happen?

God, Kim.

We're just talking about it.

You don't have to make it out to be

such a big deal, you know.

Yeah, well I think getting married is a big deal.

So do I.

I should have never told you.

You always twist things around.

I'm thinking about going to college too.

I suppose you'll make fun about that.

Education, that's what raises those of us who are special

above the screeching, squalling masses.

You're such a jerk head.

You know Kim, one day I'm gonna be happily married

and you're gonna be some waitress

in a dinky, little, coffee shop.

But I will serve the best cup of coffee

in the whole world.

- (Ready to pad)'- - Hey you 9113/5-

- Hey, are you ready for this. - What?

Bonnie's getting married.

We're just talking about it, okay.

Nothing's definite.

Hey, ready to boogie?

I don't know.

Listen, you are gonna love making love,

he'll never wanna stop.

This will be the best place to do it you'll ever get.

It's gonna be so neat.

Well, aren't I allowed to be a little nervous?

God, you guys you're always so together.

Don't worry about them.

You just have to be yourself.

That's all David's been talking about

for the last two weeks.

I swear he's been driving me crazy.

You sure you want to do it like this though?

I mean when I first did it,

it was really quite and we were all by ourself.

It was so nice.

Well, what happened to him?

Bitch.

On.

Come on Randy.

Come on.

Oh no.

Hey, I had long hair for so long.

What an outrageous clip.

Hey, it feels good.

It looks good to me, right?

I like it.

I gotta get serious.

I got three months to get two grand together.

I mean, I absolutely refuse to enter college

without adequate wheels,

there's no way.

Old Billy Kid, it is essential.

That's right.

I got the job at Mcdonalds.

I got the job at Radio Shack.

I don't know man they're both cool.

We need speakers.

We oughta do this every weekend.

You think John would go for it?

Let's just see how this one goes.

. Okay-

- You guys want to see my little surprise for Randy.

Oh my God, I don't believe that.

Is that what you need nowadays to get him turned on.

I thought stuff like that was for really old wasted guys.

This will just turn him totally on.

I wish I had thought of that.

Bet that would make Shawn really want me.

What, does he half want you?

No but we're just getting going

and Shawn's kind of shy.

Like you, right?

Here, take it, have a blast.

No, no, I couldn't wear this.

Go for it.

Yes, when you put this on

he will go completely crazy.

Thank you.

Your dad will die if you don't take over the business.

Come on David.

I mean, I hear about it everyday.

I'll cross that bridge when I cross it, alright.

Listen, when we get out of school you take over,

make me your general manager.

What?

What do you know about furniture?

I'm gonna be lethal when I finish school.

I know about marketing.

I'm gonna be a white shark.

Make me your general manager,

I'll make you a millionaire.

You're getting sickening, you know that.

I know, too bad.

Well listen, right out of high school it's over.

Being a kid is part of the past, alright.

You know, right now, all I want to be is a kid.

No, no!

Don't do.

No, oh look at.

Look at this, Randy's got a new soul.

Can I rub it for good luck?

I think, 0h Randy, oh Randy, oh Randy.

Punked out or what, jeez.

Hey, it's just a haircut.

It cost me six bucks.

Oh, well, okay.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

You know.

No, what?

Nothing.

With a face like that.

I don't know how much I like her, okay.

I don't know.

I just don't know.

I told him to jump her tonight

and worry about it tomorrow.

Hey that's good, sound, sensible advice.

Are you just afraid she won't put out.

There's more to it than that.

Oh, boys.

Here we are boys.

- Oh my God, what did you do? - What's up, hello?

I'm not touching it.

. HEY-

It looks like a hedgehog.

Oh, come on, Jesus.

What's with the buzz off?

It's change time, it's just a haircut.

Yeah well, no.

Keep that brush out of my face.

- Oh yeah, oh yeah. - You're a freak you know.

Yeah, well, if this haircut gets us some trim tonight,

I wonder what I could do to get a real reaction.

Stop it.

- Are you excited? - Yeah.

- Well, listen up compadres. - Yes.

Are we ready to embark on the adventure

of our lives?

Yeah, lets do it man.

Alright, everybody walk this way.

Let's party, yes!

' Whoa!

JESUS man, some on.

Hey, help me with these boxes.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, good deal.

Sounds like one.

Alright.

Hi Fred, just leave these with my Dad, okay.

Man, what was that?

It's a new guy my Dad hired.

He just loads and unloads trucks.

God, he's creepy.

He's okay.

Come on.

Come on, you don't want to be late

for your own party, do you?

Thank you for shopping at Fine Furniture.

We will close in 10 minutes and reopen tomorrow at 9 a.m.

Oh, here's something over here.

Yes it is.

Look at this, Tony.

Oh hey John, your dad's in his office.