It Happened One Valentine's

'This is DJ Jamie Ray, from "KROJ LA."'

'in the morning.'

'Coming to you live from the studio'

'we have a little pre-Valentine's Day treat'

'for all you listeners out there.'

'A sneak peek at the highly anticipated new single'

from newly formed superstar duo

Caleb Greene and Carson Peet.

It's called "One."

- Hey. - 'Morning, roomie.'

You hear your boy on the radio?

No idea who you're talking about.

Oh, yeah?

- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Great.

Matty, you ready? We can't be late.

Don't worry, I'll be there.

- Morning, Miss Rusch. - Preston? Hi.

I wasn't expecting you for another 15 minutes.

And yet I was never here in the first place.

- Right? - Right.

So, what do you have for me?

Tamra Jacobs?

In her most devastating state so far.

It was last night, Elements Club, Hollywood.

Make it look like paparazzi somehow.

Slipped into the VIP area.

But Tamra is your client.

Do this for me and I have grounds to drop her.

You don't think she's been through enough, I mean

the eating disorder, the rehab, her mom.

- But, hey, if you don't want... - Oh, no, no.

You're right. Maybe this will be good for her.

- I just need the.. - Indemnification.

Signed by me, approved by my attorney.

But listen, my name, my firm's name

stays out of her story.

And there's a nice little check in it for you too.

Uh, I wasn't expecting anything...

Miss Rusch, we all have an agenda.

Remember that. You'll be running this place in no time.

Matty, you're late.

Did you get him?

Luckily for you, I'm always early.

Ever tell my roomie I love him?

Not enough.

'Wait, this isn't even about Carson.'

- Oh. - Pretty good, right?

Yeah. pretty good.

You gonna talk to Rich about running this?

I'm gonna talk to Rich about running this today.

Just gotta check in the chair first.

Well, photos inbound in five to ten.

'We're gonna make that headline, Matty, I can feel it.'

You say that every time.

Well, this time, it's finally true.

If you're doing that thing, well, you're mad, and, uh

you won't tell me why.

You were just live on the air.

And you had about as much charisma as my ex-husband had

the day that he begged me not to leave.

Wow! This is a good pep talk. Yeah.

Why are you committing career suicide?

Freddy's right. Ever since Veronica.

Freddy is a tool, Viv.

No! Freddy is a multi-Grammy award-winning producer

who's worked with every platinum-selling artist

under the age of 30.

Or do you not want another platinum-selling album?

This isn't even one of my songs, alright?

I only agreed to do this to help out Carson.

Caleb, you couldn't even write

one original song for your new album.

But because of Carson, we have an EP.

The first step to your big comeback

but the fans need to believe that you're both in it.

So if not for yourself, do it for her.

Wait, this isn't even about Carson.

And it's not about you.

Caleb, your voice is a product.

Your face is an album cover, and your name is a business.

At least fake like you care.

Okay?

- I got your email. - Yeah?

No! Business Affairs will never sign off on it.

They'd say it's too much of a liability.

They, they already did.

Preston's agreement is specific to anonymity

in an article we run on Tamra.

My article won't even mention her.

I've already got four testimonials

all starlets that he's been inappropriate with

during their contracts.

He's not a legitimate agent. He's a leech.

Well, I didn't hire you to be a crusader.

I hired you because you were a solid writer

'and you're good at getting people to open up'

to people who sell headlines.

This guy, he, he's an agent.

No one cares what he does.

Well, they might when they find out

the names of the starlets who are going to come forward.

Oh.

Now, isn't that headline material?

Oh, it is. It's good, you know.

Write it up, it'll make a strong sideline.

You know this is bigger than that.

It's not bigger than the whale Smith brought in.

Did you see that video? Now, that's a headline.

This is unbelievable. I stuck my neck out for this.

And it's good reporting. Take the win.

'And if you want a headline'

you're gonna need to bring me something huge.

Alright, you want a whale? I'll get you a whale.

That's the spirit.

Hey.

Grab a harpoon gun

on your way out the door.

Ah! Let me guess who these are from.

Well, it wouldn't be Valentine's

if your parents didn't send you roses.

Yeah.

And a week early.

They must have seen the article.

Sorry about the headline.

At least your parents didn't know the difference, right?

Yeah.

'I'll get it next time.'

Yeah.

'Do you think I should change my alias?'

Is Natalie Rushing too obvious?

I mean, my parents figured it out.

No, no, no, you need to have your name in there somewhere.

Otherwise, how will you get any of the glory?

Oh, wow! What is that?

You know, I don't have a name for it yet

but I'm toying with "The love-love."

Oh! Unh-unh. Nope. Can't go with that.

Sorry. It was supposed to be a congratulatory dinner.

To next time.

May nothing stand in your way.

In music news, two-time Grammy-winner, Caleb Greene

'announced a release of his upcoming album'

' "Heartbreaker" on KROJ LA earlier today.'

'Greene, who's famous for his blend'

of contemporary rock and pop, has been laying low

ever since the 30-year-old musician

'proposed to his ex-girlfriend'

'and a runway model Veronica Savini'

'at a show last year in Boston.'

Only to have Savini deny his proposal

in front of a thousand fans.

'All of this, amid rumors of his infidelity in courtship'

'had made it a very rough year on Caleb Greene.'

'Greene's album will see its release just two weeks'

'after a special release with his new work featuring'

singer-dancer Carson Peet, formerly of the Vegas Vixens

who has also confirmed to be

his opening act on his upcoming tour.

'Fans everywhere will get to see this EP'

'on Valentine's Day.'

But the real question is

"Are the rumors true?

And is there more than just music in the air for these two?"

First, their insanely catchy song

and now she's opening for his tour?

I'm gonna barf Love-love.