Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Farah, I need help, please.

Where are you?

I'm at the ridgely building

in Springsborough...

what are you doing there?

I'm sorry.

I snuck out.

I'm in trouble.

Please hurry.

Okay, I'm on my way.

Lydia, what kind of trouble are you in?

Farah, don't! It's a...

Lydia!

Lydia!

Not good.

Not good at all.

Of course, of course, of course, of course.

Nice! Okay. A mouse, I'm a mouse.

Stupid mouse.

Someone should open up this door right now.

Someone should open up...

open this door.

I need you to open this door right now.

Right... Now.

Not... to... day!

Farah. Help me, farah.

Help me.

Farah, help me.

Patrick Spring.

Crazy to see it up close, right?

So much money, and then...

Where's the head?

We're keeping it separate.

You can see it if you'd like.

Didn't you say you were

from missing persons?

I thought this was a major crimes case.

Lydia Spring is a missing person.

That's our case.

Her father's death fits in.

Can you prove that?

Soon.

- Other two bodies? - From the crime scene.

The tattooed men, one was bitten in half.

Oh, they're gone.

Two human corpses are gone?

Well, they're not here.

They haven't stopped existing.

Oh. Okay.

Where are they existing currently?

I think they were just transferred out to an FBI lab

this morning for testing.

Something to do with the weapon.

Yeah. Yeah.

We were wondering about that.

Yeah, some sort of chomping device,

a saw or something?

The bite wounds are a match

to the teeth of an adult specimen

of sphyrna mokarr.

Sfeerna mokoron?

What the hell is that?

The great hammerhead shark.

A hammerhead shark killed Patrick Spring?

How is that possible?

: Yes, it's interesting,

aren't usually aggressive towards humans.

Yeah, and they aren't generally found in hotel rooms.

Right? That too!

It was good of you to contact me, Todd.

Excellent work as my assistant.

I'm not your assistant.

And yet, here you are, assisting.

I just...

it just seemed like the right thing to do.

And you're certain the person you saw

was Lydia Spring?

Yeah, I am. I'm sure.

Then perhaps you'll admit,

solely for my edification,

that there is another connection,

however evanescent,

between you, me,

and the Patrick Spring murder case?

I mean, surely, her disappearance and his murder

shortly thereafter...

I just found a dog.

I don't think it means anything.

Look, I have to go. Okay?

Why are you in such a rush?

You're unemployed. Technically.

I, um...

Found something.

In the hotel. It's a...

what am I doing? Why am I doing this?

What is... is that a lottery ticket?

Yeah, okay, I found it, and...

is that blood on it?

No.

Maybe. I don't know.

And is it a winner?

Yes.

It's only for 10 grand.

I can pay for Amanda's medication.

I can fix my apartment, my car...

I can... try and start to... fix things.

And you seriously think that's just a coincidence?

I told you

the universe would congratulate you

are you taking credit for me finding a lottery ticket?

No, it's just a coincidence.

But you just said...

goddammit!

: That's the man? The... guy?

: That's him, yeah.

Well, he doesn't look so tough.

I've got a good feeling about this.

About what?

Shouldn't we call the police? I mean...

here, quick, give me the lottery ticket.

Hey! What the... hey!

Hey!

What happened?

The car turned off.

You're not gonna try and fix it?

If the car turned off here,

this is where the car turned off.

I'm sure it'll start up again when it's meant to.

Cars are like that,

always turning off and on again,

breaking down, and then fixing themselves.

No, they aren't.

Buddy, get out.

How come nobody's come looking for you?

What?

I have your phone, remember?

Nobody's called.

It's been over a day now.

Someone will call.

Oh, yeah? Who?

My...

Girlfriend.

Right. Her.

She seems real.

Who was that?

Who was that guy with the tats and the shotgun

that I killed at the power station?

What were you doing there?

Why are you doing this to me?

Doing this to you?

Who was the guy that I killed at the power station?

Look, I'm just...

I do power systems.

Okay? I'm an electrician, technically,

look, but people, organizations, individuals,

they hire me to do... stuff.

Illegal stuff.

Look, they hit me up online,

they wanted me to build some power converter

to leech off a larger network.

Okay? I'd never seen anything like it.

All right, I was halfway through programming that...

You showed up.

Thanks for tellin' me all that, Ken.

Way my life works,

that's the most anybody's said to me

in over five years.

It's mostly just screaming and begging.

It's nice to listen to somebody else talk.

Ain't nobody coming, chump.

At least nobody who ain't supposed to die.

: You psychopath!

You total asshole.

I can't even believe you did this to yourself!

Undergone a profound change in attitude.

"Gordon Rimmer."

Interesting.

And look at all this stuff.

This guy really likes Lux Dujour.

You ever listen to any of his music?

A bit loud for me.

Where's the clicker?

Look,

Lux Dujour sucks,

and I'm getting out of here now.

Can't open the garage door.

Besides, we have to investigate the house.

Wasn't there...

didn't Lux Dujour disappear?

I vaguely recall it being a big story at the time.

Maybe he's in there!

I am not investigating anything!

Then how will you get your lottery ticket?

Are you insane?

Shh.

Would you let me finish?

Go sit over there! God!

Hello?

Hang on.

Hang on!