BKO: Bangkok Knockout (โคตรสู้ โคตรโส)

Wounds all over his body.

This guy's in bad shape.

Hold on. Hold on!

Make way please.

Nurse, please hurry up.

Are you all right?

- What a jerk. - Why? What happened?

It's Mr Sneed.

Oh, he needs you, because you can speak English.

Please tell Dr Dachanon that I've already informed Mr Sneed.

I'll take this for you.

Dr Dachanon, your tea.

Just put it on the table.

And Mr Sneed has been informed.

We have two teams in the final round.

Both teams are great fighters.

Let's see.

This team is led by Asawain, a taekwondo champion.

They also have Wisarut, a former national judo athlete.

And the other team?

This team is a group of Master Udon's students.

Master Udon?

But he has passed away.

Yes, three years ago. But these guys have been trained by him.

And this.

He is Pod, Master's Udon's son.

- His son? - Right.

I think we are ready now. Why isn't Mr Sneed here already?

You.

Go and get him.

Well... I can't speak English.

You know, there are people who find the way to finish their job.

And people who let others work for them.

And then people who are just god damn lazy!

Using their parents' money for their dream of becoming a star,

but they're empty.

No talent or even inspiration

to do a damn thing.

Ready?

Ao, don't you remember what Master Udon taught?

Fern, come here.

Back off, you moron.

Let's see. Now kick me.

You must do it like this.

Then you can use your elbow like this.

Idiot.

If you did that, you could kill Fern, Pod's niece.

Lerm. Would you go back to China for kung fu?

No. If my team wins, I won't go back to China.

Because we will go to work in Hollywood.

Hollywood? Let me go with you.

Not so fast. After we win.

Promise?

- Hey, mum's here. - Hello, Mum.

You must be starving. I've brought something to fill you up.

Leave some for me.

This one's for me.

Oh, not this one.

This one's for Pom. Pom doesn't like Tuna.

Here you are, Pom.

Ah, mum. I'm your niece. I'd like to have some tuna today.

Go on. Take it.

- Just kidding. - Are you sure?

- Yeah. - That one's good for you.

- I think we've got a chance. - Really?

Yeah.

Whether win or lose, I'll cook a special dinner for everyone tonight.

I'm sorry, mum.

If we win today, I'll treat you all a big dinner tonight,

so mum can rest.

You'll buy us drinks too?

Then you'd better bring your daddy's credit card.

I'm ready for a drink.

Joy can't come today. She hasn't finished her homework.

Pod, why don't you eat anything?

Mum, I don't want to eat anything right now.

I just want to win and get the job.

Then I'll have money to take care of you,

so you won't have to work so hard.

If you father was still alive, he would be very proud of you.

I'm sure he would be very proud.

Listen now.

May I introduce this person to you again.

Go get it.

He is Dr Dachanon, Head of the Performing Arts Department.

I just want to thank you.

The winning team will be invited to work with Mr Sneed and myself

in Hollywood next month.

After a grueling contest, 50 teams are down to the last two.

The first team is "Stunt For Life".

And the other team is "Fight Club."

Here we go!

Actually, I like both teams.

But there will only be one team that goes to Hollywood.

May I have the best person from each team.

They will battle each other to decide the winning team.

Pod, I think you're the best.

- You can do it. - Go get it.

Here's the rules.

Can you see that box?

There's a gold coin inside.

Whoever gets it, wins this contest.

Go. Go!

Pod! Pod!

I got the box.

I got the coin!

I got the coin!

The winning team is "Fight Club".

Son of a bitch.

Respect the rules.

Eleven. We must be home by eleven.

If not, the General will kill me.

- Hey, Joy. - Yeah, it's Joy.

Hello. Hello, James.

Hello everybody. How are you doing?

Joy, you look more gorgeous than when I last saw you.

Hello. Buddha bless everyone. How are you? Hello everyone.

Oh, Ram.

Ram.

I'm fine.

Be home by eleven?

I know. It's nothing.

- I'll check the amulet for him. - Amulet checking. Really?

- Amulet checking. - Of course.

Waiter, make it strong.

- How much? - 200.

What? For just a short ride? 70.

- 70 won't even cover the gasoline. - OK, 200. But take me home too.

- That would cost 500. - 500?

This is robbery. 300, and take me home.

Hey, wait a minute.

Good evening, everyone. I'm the musician for this wedding.

Are the bride and the groom coming out soon?

Where's the stage? What song would you like me to play?

What time does the bride and groom cut the cake?

You're in the wrong place.

This is a celebration party, not a wedding party.

Celebration party?

Do you happen to know where there might be a wedding party?

Oh, my. Oh, dear. Classic!

Wrong place! You took me to the wrong place.

I have to go to a wedding party.

Let's go. I'll be in trouble if I'm late. Again.

What's wrong with your motorcycle?

- It won't start. - I knew it.

I've seen this gag somewhere before.

- I don't think I'll make it in time. - I'll hire you.

Good manners.

Sure.

Fake, for sure.

Paid good money for it?

There. The real one is around Joy's neck.

Grand Lumpoon Model. First edition.

Have a drink.

Sharp taste.

Come on. Just a little.

I don't like to upset people.

- Let's take a group picture. - 1, 2, 3, hey!

Hey. Wake up!

Wake up, Krit, Lerm.

James, wake up.

Ko, get up.

Wake up.

Ah! It's morning!

The telephones are all gone.

Shit. Joy, what should we do?

- I told you not to drink too much. - I didn't.

I only had orange juice, but I can't remember anything.

Hey, listen. Let's get out of here.

Our cars are gone too.

- My motorcycle too. - I don't know where your motorcycle is.

How would I know?

Hey, James. Are you playing a prank on us?

Why the hell would I do that? My car is gone too.

I bet you'll get a wife tonight. Look over there.

Oh, wow.

- You like it? - Don't make me puke.

You shouldn't.

My motorcycle is fixed. You want to go home?

You want to go home now? I don't think you can make it back.

One more.

Hold it like this. Bang.

How's that? Shit. Is this what you learned from China?

I think you'd better learn Thai dance from my grandma.

You want me to show you the real thing?

- Again. - Take a good look.

- Hold my hand. - What if I do this? What would you do?

Are you OK?

You OK?

You should be more careful next time. We'll have to make new dishes for you.

- That's not right. - We're really sorry.

Please make sure your kids don't cause trouble again.

What's the problem? Don't apologize.

You are hired to do whatever I say.

If you have to make new dishes, do it, you hear me?

Do it. Just do it. What's the problem?

We're just doing our job. How about you?

What are you doing?

Don't you look at me. Son of a bitch, eat this!

Those guys from last night, they must have drugged us.