UFO Ultramaiden Valkyrie (円盤皇女ワるきゅーレ)

Why are we singing when we could be drinking?

I hear ya, holmes!

Huh?

A shooting star.

Reminds me of our battles in the Imperial Nebula.

We must drink to our friendship!

-- Huh? -- I'm freakin' out!

So, what's up with that?

I don't care as long as

they close school because of it.

Okay, listen up, everybody.

It's time to take your seats now.

Hey, aren't you...?

It's Pharm!

You know who this is, Tokino?

-- Uh... Sort of... --Who is that, Akina?

Uh...

Quiet down, please.

It's time for everyone to be quiet.

Huh?

I know this is very sudden,

but your homeroom teacher, Mr. Yamada,

has been transferred to the Space High School.

So from now on, I'll be Ms. Pharm,

your new homeroom teacher.

S'nice to meet you.

-- What?! -- Huh?!

Hey, Pharm. What gives?

You have to call me "Miss Pharm" now.

How could you possibly be our new teacher?!

By being the one at the front of the class

teaching you all.

That's not what I meant!

Oh, yeah, after school, you should drop by

my house and see me.

And why should I drop by your house?

Well, you're still planning on marrying Valkyrie, aren't you?

Uh...

Well then, that pretty much

makes us relatives now, doesn't it?

I... guess.

Wait, the front gate's the other way.

It's okay. Keep going.

This is the way to the clock tower.

Everything's going to be fine.

Come on! This way!

Huh?

This is it!

Welcome. Come on in.

What did you say?!

Miss Pharm's working at your school?!

Why do people from Valhalla have the tendency

to crash their ships into buildings?

Huh? What?

Huh? Hmm?

Whoa!

Oh, Princess, you're so cute, yes!

Suddenly, she's a teacher!

A teacher!

Well, to be perfectly fair,

Miss Pharm majored in education

and has a proper teaching license.

Yeah, I guess so.

But most teachers don't actually move

into the school building.

So what's really going on here?

Kill me...

Hmm?!

-- --Holy crap!

Ms. Sanada is washing her face!

I can't quite explain it,

but a mysterious feeling just washed over me.

Do what?

Would you mind turning down your

"how weird can I be" level for a bit?

Now, as we all know from Argelius' Fourth Law...

Mixing electrolyzed Bo and Ru solutions will increase

the momentum of the molecules.

We can observe this through the movement

of the electrons. Or... something.

These electrons loosely bind the molecules together

and are therefore able to demonstrate

the dramatic increase in momentum

once the solutions are mixed.

Now, all I have to do is mix them.

Oh, thank God, we didn't die.

Aw! You're so cute!

Cute!

Um... Do you really want me to do it?

Oh, yes. It'll only take a moment.

You're shaking. There's nothing to be afraid of.

Are you sure?

Are you really sure about this?

Yes. They'll look lovely on you.

Oh. They're just perfect.

Look at me.

Uh?!

Oh... my god.

"The Girls Who Wear Glasses Club"?

What is that?

It's some kind of fan club for Miss Pharm,

and supposedly you get your own pair of glasses when you join.

Huh?!

Is getting a free pair of glasses

really all that great?

Ionno.

Hey, have you noticed

there are a lot more girls with glasses in school lately?

I never look at their faces.

It makes my pants tight.

I like it.

Did anyone ask you what you like, Stuart?

Welcome! Welcome!

Welcome to the Tokino Bathhouse! We're so glad you're all here!

We gladly welcome you all to the Tokino Bathhouse.

Come take a bath with Kazuto and me!

Well, not literally, but you get what I'm saying, right?

Spot? Spot...? Spot. Spot!

Oh, there you are! Now get in there!

Princess!

It's time for you to come with me, okay?

'Kay!

And the rest of you take good care of our customers!

Yes, ma'am!

Are those new... glasses?

Yeah. They look better than my old ones did.

Sorry I'm late, guys.

So... how's your eyesight?

Better now.

Hey. Don't you want a nice pair of glasses, too?

What?!

Yeah, they'd look great on you!

Uh... What's with you all of a sudden, huh?

If all the girls in the world wore glasses...

...then it stands to reason...

...that even she would have to wear glasses, too!

I can't see, I can't see...

Now. Listen, catgirls!

Take good care of our customers!

'Kay!

Hm?! Ah! What?!

Hey! What is going on with you ladies?!

Why are all of you suddenly wearing

the same kind of glasses?!

Oh, Miss Head Maid!

You know what we've been thinking?

We think you'd look just stunning

in a new pair of glasses!

Mya...?

Wouldn't you like to join

the Girls Who Wear Glasses Club, too, Miss Head Maid?

Oh, yes, what an excellent idea!

Wha...?!

What are you doing?!

Oh, but you must wear glasses!

You must, you must!

So then... We can all be in the same club together!

Yeah!

No! Stop it!

Stop it now!

We must all work together for the Princess!

For the Princess!

Hey! Stop it! Don't touch that!

Now I get it!

This--! This is some kind of invasion, isn't it?!

That's right!

It's an insidious invasion threatening

our precious Princess Valkyrie!