The Real Ghostbusters

Ghostbusters!

That's it, we've got him now.

Careful, now.

Easy. Easy!

OK, they're in position.

Opening the trap...

Now!

Hey, piece of cake.

I told you this would be an easy one.

I think they like us.

I don't know, it could be a trap.

Boy, will I be glad to get home.

I'm exhausted.

Yeah, home, to some peace and quiet.

Peace and quiet, eh?

I tried to stop him.

You guys don't need a receptionist,

you need a babysitter.

A whole platoon of them.

Slimer!

Peter, wait!

Just let me blast him! Once!

Is that really too much to ask?

Not yet.

We haven't finished testing him and he's the only ghost

who'll sit still for us.

We can't let this opportunity for science pass us by.

And besides, I'm teaching him how to fetch.

Science...I love it.

Well, come on. Let's get these little nasties put away.

OK, Winston, it's your turn.

- My turn? - It's your turn.

I did dishes on Tuesday, remember?

We traded.

Never mind, I'll do it.

Works every time.

I don't understand what you're afraid of.

There. Now that they're safely inside the containment unit,

they won't be bothering anybody for a long, long time.

Now to get some rest.

Hey boss, come take a look at this.

-What is it? -Beats me.

Hey, look at all that weird writing.

What do you think it means?

Do not open until Doomsday.

Hey, good guess.

How do you know?

Who, me?

I didn't say anything.

Do not open until...

Doomsday.

Maybe, maybe we ought to do like it says.

Are you nuts?

We've got a subway tunnel to dig.

We're not gonna stop just because some...

Nut door says so.

OK, move those drillers in.

Let's go!

Oops.

Run for it!

Wait! Wait for us!

Huh, made it. Boy, are we lucky.

The subway system?

Messed up?

How can you tell the difference?

OK, OK. We'll get right on it.

OK! Let's roll.

So much for our beauty rest.

It's a conspiracy, I know it.

I spoke with the situation officer.

He says that whatever's happening,

it's spreading throughout the subway system.

If it isn't stopped soon, the whole city will be in chaos.

Very nice, looks a little like your room, Ray.

It's like the whole place itself is becoming evil.

Coming alive.

Boy, this is great!

I love a man who enjoys his work.

It's a train.

Looks like it.

But I thought the trains had stopped running.

Hey, this is New York.

Nothing stops this town.

I love this place.

This could be very helpful.

From what I've been able to figure out,

the center of the disturbance is 10 miles down the line.

This should take us there in minutes.

Terrific.

On second thought, maybe we should walk.

This is it. End of the line.

The source of the disturbance is about one mile further on.

It's sending out enormous amounts of poltergeist energy.

Changing the nature of everything it touches.

Uh, excuse me, Miss?

Uh, I hate to bother you,

but maybe you'd better let me escort you outside.

It's not safe in here. Nasty, nasty stuff.

So what do you say we, uh...

Say now...

Uh, when was the last time you saw your dentist, hmm?

Whoa!

Whoops!

Hey, what's that?

That doesn't belong here.

What is it, Winston? What did you find?

I don't know. But it looks important.

Take a look for yourself.

Hmm, whatever it is, it's been buried for ages.

Can you read what it says?

It's Sumerian.

Can you read Sumerian?

In my sleep...

Underwater and with the lights off.

Of course I can read Sumerian.

According to the stone,

at the far end of this tunnel, there's a doorway

into the nether regions.

The door was hidden deep in the earth,

not to be opened until doomsday...

The end of the world.

Only somebody opened it early.

It's like breaking open a dam

and it'll keep on spreading.

Yeah? So?

Peter, did you ever leave some old socks

in your closet too long?

And the whole closet began to smell like your socks?

Mmm...Maybe.

Well, the same thing here.

Unless we do something to stop it

the whole world will soon smell just like your socks.

Eternal darkness.

And the Earth will be governed by ghosts.

No more days at the beach?

No more beach.

We've got to find the door and close it again.

Even if it means we'll never come back ourselves.

All right, all right...

But if I don't come out of this alive

I'm going to be real upset.

So let me get this straight...

If we don't stop it, this is what the whole world

is gonna look like?

After doomsday, the end of the world,

this was supposed to replace everything.

But somehow it was released early.

It's taking over the world now.

Listen, something's coming.

Over here, quick.

Look, over there, more dirt...

And what's that?

Oh, sorry. More dirt!

But that's all we've seen for the last 500 years. Dirt!

Don't row so fast, we've got all of eternity.

Did you see what I just saw?

-No. -Me neither. Let's go.

The 4:15 is running late today.