XOXO

Sweetie? How many hits we up to now?

We just hit a million.

Whoo!

I'm gonna kick some ass.

- I'm gonna kick some ass. - Charlie!

Be careful or someone might kick your ass.

Charlie, do not say that. We don't kick people's asses.

Here you go, grandma.

Hey, are there any more comments about me?

Everyone's loving your voice, mom. Seriously.

I am so sorry about that. I'll take it right off the bill.

Hey, dude, where are you?

At my house. What's up?

Hey, table ten said their shawarma was overdone.

That is the third time this week.

If you do it again, i gotta tell my dad. Okay?

No, dude, where are you exactly?

I'm obviously at my fucking house with my mom, tariq.

Why are you being so weird?

I want you to remember where you were the day your whole life changed.

I can't believe this is it. Our last fest together.

Mmm. That's right.

Well, we should talk about it.

- I better keep packing. - Hmm?

Come on. Two more minutes, please?

Hey, you don't have to pack everything anyway.

It's not like you're not coming back.

Mmm.

- Right? - We need to get up.

Need to get up.

You know, lots of couples make it through periods of long distance.

If... if they want to.

They just announced a last-minute add to the lineup.

You're never gonna guess who it is!

All right, bae, ready to pop your rave...

oh, no.

You're not wearing that. You look like a nun.

Okay.

You're not sick of that fucking song yet?

No, dude, this track is tight. It's so good.

You know what I am sick of, though?

Is this cheesy '90s shit.

No wonder we're going out of business. You know?

You know what? Maybe if you were more focused,

we wouldn't be going out of business.

Did we put this up or did someone sneak in and put this up in...

I don't remember.

Yeah, I'm focusing, for sure.

I can't believe I'm going to fucking xoxo.

It's like I'm making up for shit I did in a past life.

Dude, this is the best part right here. This is...

This is my favorite part. Neil, right here? So good.

I'm sorry, can you say that again? I think I just had an aneurysm.

I said, I managed to book you a slot.

You're gonna dj at xoxo... in eight hours.

Avilo is gonna be there.

Dude, we're gonna be able to feel the bass.

No avilo, no Martin garrix, no fest.

We're gonna take the bus, we're gonna go right to the festival,

we're gonna drop everybody off, then come back. That's it.

Ugh!

You're nasty, man.

I'm not nasty, dude. I'm just trying to make money.

And I have to recount it now because you keep talking.

Yeah!

Jesus! You think they'd make you assemble your own setup from scratch?

I just want to be prepared.

This is xoxo, not a party at someone's mom's house.

Dude, I got you so hooked up,

you're probably not even gonna have to touch your stuff.

They'll have minions to do it for you.

Hey, seriously though, man...

I was able to book you because you deserve to be there.

Once all those people hear your tracks, it's gonna be, like, on.

They're not gonna hear my tracks.

Except for "all I ever wanted." I'll play that last.

What?

They're not ready, tariq. You know that.

These are the rough tracks for the record label guy.

Don't lose them.

Seriously.

Dude, I got this. Everything's taken care of.

What's that smell?

Don't freak out, but I just gotta make a few deliveries.

What do you mean deliveries?

My dad fired mo.

No. No.

- No, don't worry. - Dude!

I only have to cover his lunch shift till 2:30, 3:00 at the latest.

Dude, how am I supposed to get there? Where are we even going right now?

I got you a seat on this party bus, man.

- I'll get there right after you, I swear. - A party bus? Seriously?

How can you do this to me? You're gonna make me go alone?

Party buses are great.

You can pass out your promos to people, get them to come to the show...

don't you have that meeting with the label guy that you're supposed to go to?

If you go back to work, there's no chance that your dad lets you out.

That is a definite.

Oh, my god! My god, dude. This is a sign.

This is a total sign. There's no chance i can go. This whole thing's a trap.

A trap? Dude, what do you think they're gonna do?

Lure you out to steal your shitty synthesizers and your 2007 acer?

Just trust me. I've gotten us this far.

You are gonna play an amazing set and I am gonna be there.

We're in this together, just like always.

I promise. Everything's going to be fine.

Yes! Whoo!

Oh... beautiful.

- Hi. - Hey.

Do you have somewhere i could store these?

Yeah. Bottom of the bus.

But they'll get crushed.

Happens to butterflies every day.

Whatever.

Hey, is there Wi-Fi on the bus?

Dude... kill yourself.

Come on, let's go.

No, it feels like it's missing something.

Did you pack my fog machine?

No. We don't need that. There's bigger issues.

There was a dead raccoon in the storage compartment.

Are you serious?

Did it look natural? How bad was it?

No, it hung itself.

Come on, let's go. It was depressed because we didn't fucking leave yet.

All right, party people! Are you ready for xoxo?

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it is now time to rave.

We should take these right before we get in.

Stretch it out a little longer.

I know, but I can't believe

this is the last time we're gonna be doing this...

hey! Stop! Stop the bus!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat.

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat! Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

- Your soul mate? - I just have a feeling, you know?

He sent me this song and it was like he knew me.

Like, he knew it would be the perfect song to send me.

Krystal, everyone's listening to that song.

Aw, little Krystal wants a soul mate.

What do you want with a soul mate?

You know we're going to a huge party?

There's gonna be endless hot guys for you to choose from.

Like, a candy store of dudes.

That's cool that you like candy, but I want chocolate.

The kind you save for a special occasion, and eat slowly.

I don't think it's that crazy.

Most of our parents met when they were our age.

- Yeah, and now they're all divorced. - Come on, don't give her shit.

I've got a soul mate I'm meeting up with, too.

Maybe you guys have heard of him. His name's dj avilo.

Xoxo, here we go!

Hello? Hi. Yes, this is tariq hariri, Ethan Shaw's manager.

Yeah, I was supposed to meet with Mr. Henderson at 6:00, but...

If you can believe this, there was some strange noise in the engine of my plane,

so rather than risk it, we decided to take the limo.

No, out of all of my clients, Ethan Shaw is my favorite.

Okay. I'm sorry, the limo is a little bit loud.

No, no, we'll still be there. We just might be a little bit late.

Great. Okay, thank you. Thank you very much.

- Come on. - Tariq!

What are you doing? We have customers!

I, uh... I...

Sorry.

Oh!

Dude, who're you texting? Hey, bro! Bro, who're you texting, man.

Come on. Let me in, man. Let me in on your secrets.

Yo, bro.

Yo, I came correct to this shit.

Brought sensations for all occasions, my friend.

Dude, check it. I'm gonna get started with these little Vicodin babies here,

and top that off with these pharmaceutical-grade thc caps...

Later on, if you're interested.

Oh, and the mushies are for whenever the sun...

Ah! That's dumb, man! I'm sorry.

I'm actually trying to work on something right now...

dude, I'm gonna save the Molly for right before avilo,

so it's, like, crazy intense.

- What is he doing? - Know what I'm saying?

Poor fucking guy.

Consider the fact that the universe is infinite.

Hey. Hey, do... do you wanna sit with us? We have room.

One second.

Thanks. I needed that.

No, I didn't come to this with anybody. I feel like...

Oh, very nice. Listening to Ethan Shaw.

- Yeah. - We're pretty stoked about it.

We think he's gonna be the best thing at the fest.

So good.

You guys are fucking with me, right?

Aren't we supposed to go that way?

No way, girl, we're vip. Darla got us that sweet hookup.

Oh, don't worry, Krystal. Jordan will still be there. We promise.

Xoxo!

Oh, my god, it's dj polaroid!

Happy xoxo, ladies.