The Witch. Revenge (Конотопська відьма)

WARNING!

The film contains scenes of violence and death

that could be potentially traumatizing.

The crimes of invaders should not stay

outside the lens of the Ukrainian cinema.

Our respect and endless gratitude to the defenders of Ukraine

for this opportunity. And for the life.

Under the Ukrainian legislation

national films can only contain 10% of foreign language.

Starting from minute 23 of the film, the russists switch from vulgar Russian

to Ukrainian dubbing and speak our national language.

And soon they will be speaking it in real life as well.

18+ WARNING!

The film contains scenes of occupiers' violent deaths.

ENJOY THE VIEWING.

Andriy!

Andriy…

Ozzy! You… you little pup!

Where's your owner? Hmm? Where is your owner?

Hahaha!

Olena! My sleeping beauty.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Ouch, coffee, ouf…

Damn.

Shoot, I'm late to the store, I have to be early today,

I have a meeting with a supplier - will be pressuring him for a discount.

And I still need to shower…

- And you and Ozzy whatever… - Whatever…

Just go, you cheeky bastard.

- That's the way you like me. - A lot…

Yes, Ozzy, yes.

- Who's calling? - Hello .

Someone remembered about her old aunt? Just out of the blue!

- Yavdokha. - Olena.

I know you have a wedding coming up, the preparations and everything.

Yavdokha, don't start. Something's happened.

What? The bastard dumped you ?

I told you and told you - don't get involved so fast.

No, Andriy is perfect, it's all well, just..

I had a dream.

Death has come.

- To our house. - Are you sure?

The seals wouldn't allow it.

I know, but I heard it can happen. It's like…

a reverberation of the force.

He called Andriy by name.

It's a sign for you.

- And what do I have to do with it? - Send him away.

I don't have to teach you. You know better.

Death does not just wonder into your dream.

Where should I send him? OK, I'll call you back.

Shall we Ozzy? Whatever?

THE REVENGE OF THE WITCH

KONOTOP 23rd of February 2024

What's the occasion?

Celebrating another day with the best man in the world. Why?

Told you so.

Are you hungry? I have a treat for you.

You know, I've put a squeeze on that supplier.

- Mmm? - Yeah.

The winner deserves a prize.

Do you feel like having a treat? And then we can take a trip.

- Far away. - Huh.

- Shall we go on vacation? - Mhm.

Putin has launched a full-scale war against Ukraine.

Ukraine is standing - no city has been surrendered.

In Kyiv region, the Russian forces broke through the state border.

The enemy tactical groups are pulled to the capital.

The occupiers started their offensive along the entire Eastern border.

Russists are quickly advancing from the North.

The enemy has entered the Chornobyl area.

In Sumy region, occupiers' tank convoys

have approached the cities of Okhtyrka and Konotop.

The enemy is kidnapping pro-Ukrainian activists and members of the authorities.

Why? He hasn't done anything.

Come on, start packing!

I'm taking you to Frankivsk, you can stay there for a while.

- What about you? - Back to the army.

Holy crap.

It's already blocked…

Wait. Let me check where we can pass.

Andriy, why don't we go to my aunt's? I'd rather stay there.

It's somewhere close by? No, not an option.

What prevents them from turning up there?

That house was never discovered even by Germans during WWII.

Please. I'll be better off there.

It's safe there - the main thing is to get there.

- You think so? - I'm sure.

- For crying out loud! - Russians?

Not gnomes for sure. Sit tight, I'll take care of this.

Andriy, just don't pick a fight. I'm begging you please be careful.

Relax. Careful is my middle name.

Hands up!

Chief, we are civilians. We have nothing to do with this.

Good day. Your documents please.

Yes… Here.

What's the name?

Ozzy.

What kind of a stupid name is it?

Like Ozzy Osbourne, the singer.

Why not Bandera?

Where are you going, Andriy Nikolaevich?

Our aunt's. Her house is right here in the woods.

Chief!

A second.

You smell nice, beautiful.

Ugh, Bandos, you fucking maniac.

Why? The chicks are pretty here. Yeah?

You heard him? It's a compliment.

That's a good car, ours went whack,

we might as well replace it. And I bet they have money in there, that's for sure.

- What are you saying? - What's there to say?

Off with the guy, and the chick… well, gets laid.

Guys from the 64th tried that and nothing. It's fine.

The war justifies everything.

And you can see how they hate us. It's right in your face.

Alright. Just be quiet about it.

Out of the car.

Guys, we're peaceful citizens. We have a dog.

We are really visiting our aunt, the city will soon start starving.

I told you to get out of the car.

Let's make a closer acquaintance.

Lie down!

Motherfucker!

Hey, dumb-head!

No, no! Aaaa!

Stop the fire! Don't shoot!

That's a Uke family for you.

- Any wounded? - I am.

I got run over.

Medic! Kiddo!

Can you do something with this moron?

Rusik? Bandos?

Chief, I was saved by the helmet. Allahu Akbar!

Stop with your amber. Kiddo, give me a band-aid.

- Ufa? - I'm fine.

And Red seems to be fucked-up.

Fuck! I haven't had a single wounded in Syria in over a year.

And we didn't even start fighting here.

- What are you looking at? Get the bag! - Yes, sir!

- Yavdokha! - Olena?

- Yavdokha… - What happened?

Bullets. But I think he could be saved.

Good heavens, I have him. Hold on, my little one.

No, no, no! Andriy!

Andriy, Andriy, don't sleep. Wake up, can you hear me?

Yavdokha, come back! Yavdokha!

It hit me and I didn't feel it right away.

I will save you, you hear me? I will save you!

- Ozzy? Ozzy? - He's going to be fine.

No, no, no-no-no, Andriy, Andriy… No.

Yavdokha!

I will help you… Oh!

No, I can't…

Yavdokha…

- I'm sorry. - Please.

Andriy, please.

Andriy, please, please, no…

No… Please…

Noooo! Don't take him away!

Nooo! Andriy!

No!

Аааа!

Аааа!

What's that?

We're not the only ones who had a bad day.

How are you?

How?

I have lived dozens of lives,

I've seen hundreds of wars,

thousands deaths,

and I've never felt worse.

It will be alright.

I don't want alright.

I don't need alright.

I need him.

I was happy with him.

I was a regular girl with him, a girl in love…

Do you know what love is?

It's the only thing worth abandoning my force.

They will pay.

All of them will pay.

Do you want to kill them?

They will die, but not right away.

And not peacefully…

Give the body to the fire. I have things to take care of.

This is a moment where under the legislation of Ukraine

russists start being dubbed in Ukrainian.

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