Chhatriwali

What a sense of humour!

Where do you work, son?

Actually...

I work at--

He works as a quality head in an MNC.

I see.

What's the name of the company?

The name of the company--

It's a very big and reputed company.

But what is it called?

Um...

Cando

Condoms.

Mr Lamba, this job will ruin my life.

I don't wish to do it any more.

I am requesting you.

No, I beg of you!

I will also give you a raise.

But please, don't quit this job.

I will not stay even if this company is handed over to me.

Please, don't say that.

What should I tell my friends and relatives?

What does he do?

He makes condoms.

You don't have to berate the condoms.

I am never getting married if I continue with this job.

Of course, you will get married,

but you will not find a job as noble as this.

I am a college graduate, with Honours!

And there is something called, honour.

You will get honour here as well.

The factory is filled with it.

I will do anything but work at this seedy place.

Get out of my way. Please!

You'll get hurt.

Shall I serve lunch?

KARNAL

Chemistry is very easy once you understand it.

Can I show you something interesting?

Yes, Ma'am.

Do you really want to see it?

Yes, Ma'am. -Yes, Ma'am.

Can I have a rupee bill? -Sure.

Here you go.

Hey, now my father will kill me!

How did you do this magic trick?

It's not a magic trick.

It's just chemistry.

Ethanol would have burnt the bill.

So, we added some water.

So, ethanol burnt away and the bill

is intact!

Come on!

Write down the chemical formula of ethanol.

Hey, what are you doing? -Mum needs it on the terrace.

Wait! Get back to the formula.

Wait! Where are you going?

Give it back.

Praise the Lord!

Wait!

Here you go, Mum. -Oh, hell!

Mum!

Mum!

How many times have I told you

that you can never be a gambler, let alone being a winner!

Yesterday, you lost a jar in the game.

And yet, here we are.

Are you going to bet on us next?

Your mother is about to pull a miracle.

This move will win back everything I've lost.

You'll see. -Sure!

Hey, loser gang!

Get lost from here!

Else, I will make sure that you lose all your hair!

Come on, get going. -Yes, sure.

Just settle our account.

Your account?

You, low-life nuts!

You have some cheek!

Come on, leave.

Come on, let's go!

Get the hell out of here.

Hey, you--

Mum!

How many times have I told you not to do this?

I am managing it, right?

Oh, sure.

Your measly tutoring jobs are going to make us billionaires.

Of course, not.

Obviously, gambling is the best way to become a billionaire!

A billionaire, it seems!

I'm going for an interview.

I will get a job in no time.

Kill me, now!

KALRA PUJA SHOP FOR EVERY DEVOTIONAL NEED

Greetings.

Please, don't do that!

An employer should not greet an employee like this.

I say this every day, but you never listen.

Uncle, we are answerable to Him,

this is where I earn the money, and this is how I earn my blessings.

God bless you. I'm going down,

call me if you need anything. -Okay.

Chotu! -Yes, sir.

Go down and get a carton.

There is an order to be delivered. I'll tell you the list.

Dad,

please, keep this.

Rishi,

'bhaiji' had called.

He has asked you to attend Amit's engagement this evening.

Make sure that you don't forget it,

or else the volcano named, 'bhaiji' will erupt once again.

Yes, I will go.

Chotu, note this down.

Five thousand lamps,

twenty-five kilos of almonds,

ten thousand incense sticks,

two hundred kilos of ghee,

Please, write it down.

Yes, sir. -Okay.

Two sacks of mango wood.

Make sure it's mango wood, and not sandalwood.

It's for a wedding, not a funeral.

It doesn't make any difference, sir.

He is set for my doom.

Are all the messages ready?

Yes, the marketing campaign is ready to go.

The messages of 'Good morning', 'Good afternoon', and 'Good evening'

placed on the background images of Lords Ganesha, Goddess Laxmi,

and Lord Shankar.

The name of the shop,

'Kalra Puja Shop' will be at the bottom,

along with your phone number.

Add my name as well. -Okay, sir.

Dad,

please, give the bike keys to Pintu when he comes.

He will get it serviced. I'll be back in a bit.

Where are you going?

Mahavir Nagar.

A priest hasn't paid his dues.

Instead, he just sends his blessings on WhatsApp.

Let me seek his blessings in person.

Please, take this seat.

You must be tired from running after the bus.

You must be getting late for work-- -Are you hitting on me?

Excuse me?

You are misunderstanding me.

I just saw that you-- -Really?

Based on my clothes, you took me for a modern girl.

And you assumed that I must be an easy girl.

You give up your seat only for pretty girls, right?

That's not true. You are misunderstanding me...

It's cut!

Dad, a bill of 2000 rupees!

Mr Lamba,

look closely.

It must be a 1000-rupee bill, gone obsolete after demonetization.

No, it is a 2000-rupee bill.

Wait, I'll just show you.

Hey!

Hey, you!

Yes, you!

Why are you cheating?

Why did you use that rock?

Hey!

Dad, this string is like a hardened felon!

It's just not cracking!

Let’s try a bit harder.

It's just not breaking!

Uncle!

Uncle!

Uncle!

Uncle!

Are you calling me?

Yes, you!

If you don't know how to fly a kite, try a balloon!

Why did you have to cheat using that rock?

It's you who is cheating, not me!

You are clearly using a metal string!

Uncle,

could a kite attached to a metal string ever fly?

Here's a thing,

come on up and break it.

If you succeed, you can have the 2000-rupee bill,

otherwise, the bill will be ours.

I'm coming up to show you. Just keep a slice of lemon ready!

A lemon?

Does she want to have a lemonade?

Amazing!

Isn't it amazing?

How did you do this magic trick?

It's not a trick,

it's just chemistry.

I'll explain it.

'We have to apply C3H6 to increase the tensile strength of the string.'

'C3H6 means, polypropylene.'

'When you get the spool,

just apply polypropylene along the entire length of the string.'

'Polypropylene increases the strength of the string.'