I mitici - Colpo gobbo a Milano

''Video 80'' and ''Dean Film'' present:

THE HEROES

Hands up... This is a robbery... Everyone get on the floor.

- On the floor... faster. - Lie down.

Move away...

Face the wall.

Go away.

Come on, get up... Open it, or I'll kill her.

Don't move, otherwise I'll shoot.

We want work... We want work... We want work.

You run well.

- Hello, Fa. - Hi, Joe.

We were joking... I thought my mother would come.

As you can see, I have arrived.

Have you spoken to a lawyer?

I said, and he won’t protect you, because I don’t have money for you.

And what do you think?

You were released from prison just a week ago.

Joe, try and find her.

And I found it, although my brother is a thief.

But you understand why I sent this... I need money for one thing in Milan.

- Another? - Yes, for 20 billion.

This provided for everyone: mother, aunt and you.

I do not need anything.

That's how it is?... Three hundred million a month, come on.

And now I’m here, and you’re there.

It’s a shame for Joe that I’m here and won’t be able to pull this off for another five years.

Ten if Perry Mason defends you.

Fabio,... I assure you, it’s no big deal...

...you can even cook it.

Ah...

- What's the matter? - Nothing, the conversation is over.

What are we going to do? ... Maybe to the movies?

I have a meeting with Jana.

I made an agreement with Gigi, he gives me the keys to the workshop.

With Jana, whom I picked up on Pleshka?

Yes, the same one. - Well, she looks more like an oyster.

Fabio, today I will open it and tell you if there was a pearl in it.

Good afternoon, Signor Pe. - Good afternoon.

You need to put a TV with video on this sarcophagus.

Let's see.

Francini has already paid me. - This means nothing.

And Sachini in hindsight. - OK.

Have you installed a satellite dish? - No, they refused.

They said they would wait until better times.

Well, we can’t go on like this.

Okay, what's for tomorrow, Signor Pe?

Nothing.

What does it mean?

It's all over, as the lawyer says... That's all.

Which lawyer? - Lawyer Angeli.

The owner of the company ''Yu''?

Yes, and the company ''Fia'' too.

But I won’t be able to pay you anymore.

What is he talking about? - About what?... About the fact that we are being kicked out.

It can’t hit... Tell me straight, Signor Pe.

Guys, I'm really sorry, my situation is bad.

Something there, something here, everything to a minimum.

What can I do?... I'm closing up... That's it.

Hi, Joe. - Hello.

No need.

No... Listen, it’s curious...

What's the deal with Milan for 20 billion?

I'll tell you... It's a trivial matter.

Stealing 20 billion?... This is not a trifle, you have to think about it.

I don't feel comfortable... We can't handle this.

And who are we? - Two antenna operators.

Yes, of course, we are not the same...

Sorry...

I am the son of a thief, and so is my brother, a thief, and so is yours.

Your sister is a whore. - But yours doesn’t...

I won’t say... In general, it’s in our blood.

If they take your blood for analysis, they will immediately determine that you are a thief.

I'm tired of this... You can find something for everyone, but be honest.

Mı honest,... honest.

Yes, and we have already proven this.

But today, stealing 20 billion is nothing.

Judging by the newspapers, they steal trillions and two trillions.

I'm scared to go to Milan... And you know why?... We're unlucky.

Who, if we go, where will we get 500 million...

...to pay for an electronic secret?

Or pay retroactively?... I don't know.

Well, what kind of thief is this?... We won’t pay him.

Well, here we are... We'll live on the third floor.

When did you have time, and even at the Rome Hotel?

I liked the name so that it felt like home.

Are you Romans? - Yes, we are from Rome.

With Monte Mario. And where do you come from? - With Cordusio.

Or rather, sorry.

100 meters from La Scala, 150 from the Gallery and 200 from the Sforza Palace.

And my name is Mota, like ice cream... Do you remember?

Why is the hotel called ''Rome''?

Because my husband's last name was Rome... Rome Andreus.

Everyone knew him in Porto Cicineso, near Naviglio... Is that clear?

I see... Which room will we live in?

Room for two, 50 thousand... Payment in advance every morning.

Do you understand? - I see... We are creditworthy.

Remember, you owe me 25.

And that's 40 for me for gasoline.

Minus the bun at Fabio's. - Agree.

Here, your 22nd... Let's go.

A year ago I was like, I didn’t turn in the number, but now times are hard.

And before this was a cool hotel.

Do you understand?

Goodbye, Signora Mota. - Goodbye, signorina.

I call her signorina because she likes it.

But in fact her name is Robert.

Here is the toilet, and here... is the TV.

He always sleeps here.

Let's go.

Hey, Negus, you’re not allowed in the room, do you hear me?

Thank you, Martelli, for this law.

Well, Romans, are you going to Milan for a long time?

And this, signora, will depend on one thing.

Oh, one thing?... I immediately realized that these are business people.

If she doesn't shut up, I'll make a pizza out of her.

Yes? - This is Kalnagi.

One minute.

Are you already in Milan?

Yes, we have arrived... We must meet.

Yes, of course... What about the money?... Do you have it?

There is money, don't worry... don't worry.

Bring them to the bar at Nord Station at eight.

Which station?...Are you taking me for a sucker?

Do you want me to give you 500 million just like that?

But you can only check it here, and this is dangerous... They are watching here.

Kalnagi, if you are a rag, then say so, I don’t want to waste time.

Yes, wait, let me think...

Call me in half an hour.

Bravo, Fa, your father would be proud of you.

Genius is awakening in me. - And in me they are shaking with fear.

My name is Enzo. - Hush, do you want me fired?

And this is... brother... - Quiet... Money.

What do you think this is?... But first, explain everything.

Come follow me.

We don't have much time, we'll have a round in half an hour.

Kalnagi, why did you agree to 500 million when the jackpot is 20 billion?

If you had entered into a share, you would have received more.

I sell the program and that's it... Everyone has their own job.

And a thief is a thief.

Yes, a thief is a mi. - Come on, come on, quickly.

This miniature safe is exactly the same as in a jewelry store.

This microcomputer opens and closes it.

Now enter a combination of eight numbers into it.

I will stand with my back so as not to see... Please, come on.

Come on.

Ready. - Now press ''Memory'' and release.

Done.

So, you did what a store manager does every day.

Like you, he has his favorite combinations, and to open the safe...

...you need to guess it among billions of combinations.

Let's say the director scored his combination...

I quarreled with my wife and killed him.

Lapse of memory? - Bravo.

Surely this happens? - Yes.

Well, how to open it? - So how is it?

They contact our company.

We arrive, connect the cord to the computer,...

...connect it to the microcircuit and begin.

Now he... must tell us a combination of numbers.

No, you can’t watch... After all, it costs 500 million.

I told you, don't look.

He's right, what's right is right.

I’ll probably put these 500 here, it will be more accurate.

Yes, this thing is for students.

In general, yes.

There are so many buttons. - Certainly.

Don’t your eyes get tired? - No no.

I tried to take computer courses...

...but these keys gave me a headache.

I love it when there are numbers, they have some benefit, money, for example.

Went.

Well, you can come over.

Twenty-three... eleven... nineteen... sixty-nine.

This is my date of birth.

Unbelievable.

Great.

Listen, Kalna, is a computer included in your price?

No, the store has the same one. - Clear.

It's done, Kalna.

And although in Rome, where I live, everyone is a scammer...

...I'm giving this half a billion from the bottom of my heart.

Is it true?

Yes, because you are a man of his word, a true Milanese.

Thank you.

So everything is happy? - Even very... Here they are.

Kalnaghi, you must remain a man of your word until the end.

First, print out the program.

Sorry, I'll do it now. - Thank you.

Once upon a time I was serious and came here.

But the damn crisis is throwing people onto the streets.

And I said to myself: ''If this continues...

...you will be left penniless in your pocket and with a piece of pipe in your hands.

What's good about this?

Better with a cane and somewhere on the island...

...with some thing with curvy shapes''.

Anyway.

Well, these five hundred million are my bonus for fifteen years of service.

And here is your program.

Look, clearly, like on a postcard... And your pot is boiling.