Monsters, Inc.

-Good night, sweetheart. -'Night, Mom.

Sleep tight, kiddo.

Simulation terminated.

Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.

Simulation terminated.

-All right. Mr. Bile, is it? -My friends call me Phlegm.

Mr. Bile, can you tell me what you did wrong?

-I fell down? -No, no, before that.

Can anyone tell me Mr. Bile's big mistake?

Anyone?

Let's take a look at the tape. Here we go.

Right there.

See? The door. You left it wide open.

And leaving the door open is the worst mistake

any employee can make because. . .

-It could let in a draft? -It could let in a child.

Mr. Waternoose.

There's nothing more toxic or deadly than a human child.

A single touch could kill you.

Leave a door open and a child could walk right into this factory,

right into the monster world.

I won't go in a kid's room. You can't make me.

You're going in there because we need this.

Our city is counting on you to collect those children's screams.

Without scream we have no power.

Yes, it's dangerous work.

And that's why I need you to be at your best.

I need scarers who are confident, tenacious, tough.

Intimidating.

I need scarers like. . . Like James P. Sullivan.

Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's five after 6:00 a.m.

in the big Monster City.

The temperature's a balmy 65 degrees which is good for you reptiles.

And it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to lie in bed, sleep in,

or simply work off that flab that's hanging over the bed !

Get up, Sulley!

I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey.

Less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy!

Feel the burn. You call yourself a monster?

Scary feet, scary feet. The kid's awake!

Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet. Kid's asleep!

Twins! In a bunk bed !

I thought I had you there.

OK, Sulley, here we go. You ready? Follow it. It's over here.

Over there. Don't let the kid touch you. Don't let him touch you !

I don't know but it's been said I love scarin' kids in bed

Fight that plaque. Scary monsters don't have plaque.

One-eighteen. Do you have 1 1 9?

Do I see 1 20?

-I don't believe it. -I'm not breaking a sweat.

Not you. Look! The new commercial's on.

The future is bright at Monsters, lncorporated.

-I'm in this one. -We're part of your life.

We power your car. We warm your home.

We light your city.

-l'm Monsters, lncorporated. -Hey, look! Betty!

Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster,

to produce superior scream.

Refined into clean, dependable energy.

Every time you turn something on. Monsters, lncorporated is there.

-l'm Monsters, lncorporated. -We know the challenge.

The window of innocence is shrinking.

Human kids are harder to scare.

Of course. Ml is prepared for the future.

With the top scarers,

the best refineries,

and research into new energy techniques.

OK, here I come.

We're working for a better tomorrow.

-today. -We're Monsters, lncorporated.

We're Ml. Monsters, lncorporated.

We scare because we care.

-I can't believe it. -Mike.

I was on TV!

Did you see me? I'm a natural.

Hello? I know! Wasn't I great?

Did the whole family see it? It's your mom.

What can I say? The camera loves me.

I'm telling you, you're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.

Yeah? On Monstropolis' Most Wanted?

You've been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade.

-Have a good day, sweetie. -You too, hon.

-OK, Sulley, hop on in. -Nope.

-Hey, where you going? -Mikey, there's a scream shortage.

-We're walking. -Walking?

-No, no. -Come on.

My baby needs to be driven.

My baby. I'll call you.

-You know why I bought the car? -Not really.

To drive it. You know, on the street with the honk, honk,

-no walking involved. -Give it a rest, will ya, butterball?

-You could use the exercise. -I could use the exercise? Look at you.

You have your own climate.

-How many tentacles jump the rope? -How many tentacles jump the rope?

Morning, Mike. Morning, Sulley.

Morning, kids. How you doing?

-Hi, Mike. Bye, Sulley. -Hey!

Nuts.

-Fellas. -Hey, Tony.

Tony, Tony.

I hear somebody's close to breaking the all-time scare record.

Just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around.

-Hey, on the house. -Hey, thanks.

Bada-bing.

Oh, great.

Hey, Ted, good morning.

See that, Mikey? Ted's walking to work.

Big deal. Guy takes five steps and he's there.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. Please hold.

-Mornin', Sulley. -Mornin', Ricky.

-It's the Sullster. -See you on the scare floor.

-Hey Marge. How was jury duty? -Morning, Sulley.

Hey.

Hey. It's still leaning to the left.

-It is not. -Hey, fellas. Hey, Jerry.

-Hey, Mr. Sullivan. -Guys, I told you, call me Sulley.

-I don't think so. -We want to wish you good luck today.

Hey, hey, get lost, you two. You're making him lose his focus.

-Sorry. -See you later, fellas.

Go get 'em, Mr. Sullivan.

Quiet. You're making him lose his focus.

-Oh, no. Sorry! -Shut up!

Monsters, Inc. Please hold. Monsters, Inc. I'll connect you.

Miss Fearmonger is on vacation. Would you like her voicemail?

-Schmoopsie-pooh. -Googly bear.

-Happy birthday. -Googly-woogly, you remembered.

-Hey, Sulley-wulley. -Hey, Celia-wheelia.

-Happy birthday. -Thanks.

So are we going anywhere special tonight?

I just got us into a little place called Harryhausen's.

Harryhausen's? But it's impossible to get a reservation there.

Not for googly bear. I will see you at quittin' time.

-Not a minute later. -OK, sweetheart.

Think romantical thoughts.

You and me Me and you

Both of us together

You know, pal, she's the one.

-That's it. She is the one. -I'm happy for you.

Thanks for hooking me up with those reservations.

They're under the name "googly bear."

Good. . . You know, that wasn't very funny.

-What the. . . -Wazowski.

What do you know?

It scares little kids and little monsters.

I wasn't scared. I have allergies.

-Sure. -Randall, save it for the scare floor.

I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. Gonna do serious scaring.

-Putting up some big numbers. -Randall, that's great.

That should make it more humiliating when we break the record first.

Do you hear that? It's the winds of change.

"You hear that? It's the winds of. . ."

What a creep. One of these days I am really

gonna let you teach that guy a lesson.

Chalooby. Baby.

Good morning, Roz, my succulent garden snail.

-Who would we be scaring today? -Wazowski.

You didn't file your paperwork last night.

Oh, that darn paperwork.

Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?

Don't let it happen again.

Yes. Well, I'll try to be less careless.

I'm watching you, Wazowski.

Always watching.

-She's nuts. -Always.

All scare floors are now active.

Assistants, please report to your stations.

OK, people, Eastern Seaboard coming online.

We got scarers coming out.

They are so awesome.

Hey, may the best monster win.

I plan to.

We are on in seven, six, five,

four, three, two. . .

You're the boss. You're the big hairy boss.

I'm feeling good today, Mikey.

Attaboy. Another door coming right up.

You're still behind, Randall.

-Maybe I should realign the scream. . . -Get me a door.

Door, yes, door.

Well, Jerry, what's the damage so far?

We may actually make our quota today, sir.

First time in a month.

-What happened? -The kid almost touched me.

-She got this close to me. -She wasn't scared of you?

-She was only six. -I could have been dead.

-I could have died. -Keep it together, man.

Hey, we got a dead door over here.

-I'm coming. -Look out.

Excuse us.

We've lost 58 doors this week, sir.

Kids these days.

They just don't get scared like they used to.

Let her rip.

-Sir? -What?

Look.

Attention. We have a new scare leader.

Randall Boggs.

Look at those numbers.

Slumber party.