The Pacifier

Atten-hut!

Here's our man. Professor Howard Plummer.

He's been kidnapped by a group of Serbian rebels.

I know we've been up for 72 hours, but I expect perfection.

Nothing else.

The enemy has a boat, four jet skis, and a chopper.

I'll take you guys in until we hit radar range.

Then you'll dive from there.

Once we hit our target,

Red One, Red Two, you take out our escorts.

I'll handle the chopper, and I'll find the professor.

Red Three, you radio in for our copter.

- Do you copy? - Sir, yes sir!

- Do you copy? - Sir, yes sir!

We are SEALS. And this is what we do.

Ah!

Red Two, handle the boat.

I'll take care of the bozos on the jet ski.

Ah!

Oh!

Gotcha.

Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, U.S. Navy.

Where is the briefcase?

It's right behind you. Man, am I glad to see you.

- I never thought I'd see my family... - I'll get you out.

We're gonna do it my way. No highway option.

Yeah, I'm with you. Absolutely.

Lieutenant, thank you so much for saving my life.

If I had died back there, my wife, she would've killed me.

Just a joke.

Do you mind if I call my wife to tell her I'm okay?

I have strict orders to get you out of here safely.

We gotta keep moving.

Lieutenant, I am safe. Please. She thinks I'm dead.

- All right, make it quick. - Okay.

Zoe, Seth, Lulu, Peter, Tyler.

It's voice activated.

Hey.

These are my kids.

You'd like 'em. They're really great.

I doubt it. Hurry up.

Hey! We're almost ready.

Give us another sec.

Professor!

The doctor says you've healed up real good, Shane.

I should've been out of here weeks ago.

Look, I know heads are gonna roll for this.

Hey, you took a bullet.

Yeah, but I want you to know I take full responsibility

for what happened to the professor.

Plummer was the best security expert

the Department of Defense ever had.

He was working on a program to scramble launch codes that he called "GHOST",

Guided High-altitude Scrambling Transmitter.

One pulse from a GHOST satellite

and a country can't launch its own nukes.

That's why the Serbians kidnapped him.

They must have thought that GHOST was in that briefcase.

GHOST is still out there.

Which is why I'm sending you back in.

I know you've never lost anybody before, Shane.

I was with your father when he led a platoon...

With all due respect,

I'd appreciate it if we kept my father out of this.

All I'm saying is that it happens to the best of them.

And you're the best.

I need someone I can trust on this

- and I know I can trust you. - Okay.

I'll put a team together.

No. It's not that kind of mission.

This is at the top of the Pentagon's priority list.

Two days ago, I got a call from Admiral Blair.

It seems that the professor's widow contacted him.

Whoever killed her husband

must think that GHOST is still in that house.

Now, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

A safety deposit box has been discovered in Zurich in the Plummers' name.

I've been assigned to escort Mrs. Plummer there to retrieve the contents.

We're hoping it's the GHOST program.

In the meantime, someone needs to watch over those kids.

That's where you come in.

While there, you'll be looking for the hidden program as well.

Ah!

You must be Lieutenant Wolfe! Admiral Blair said you'd be coming.

Come on in. Meet the rest of the gang.

Come on.

Kids! Get your butts down here and say hello!

Okay, you've already met Lulu. This is Zoe, Seth and Peter.

Kids, this is Lieutenant Wolfe.

He's gonna stay with you while I'm away.

- Hi. - Hi.

Oh! This is Helga and Tyler.

Ma'am. Baby.

- That's a pretty dress. - Thank you.

I have date with butcher tonight.

I want to look nice.

Ah!

You have a pleasant family.

Well, for the younger ones,

I think it hasn't really sunk in yet.

It's been hardest on Zoe and Seth.

But they don't really like to talk about it.

Well, it must be hard on all of you.

Howard wasn't around much.

His work took him all over the world.

He'd be gone six, seven months at a time.

Yeah, I can understand that lifestyle.

Anyway, about a week ago,

someone broke into the house. No one was home.

I didn't tell the kids 'cause I didn't wanna scare them.

Mrs. Plummer, I've dealt with...

Ow! Oh, my God!

I'm sorry. That's Gary. He was Howard's.

Gary, down!

He bit me.

Yeah, well, he thinks he's a guard dog.

- Mrs. Plummer? - Oh, call me Julie. Please.

I'm gonna go outside and have a look around.

Out, out.

I'm gonna miss you. Mmm...

I'm gonna miss you too.

I'll be back in 48 hours, okay?

Bye, pumpkin. I love you, pumpkin.

Oh, and kids? Remember,

whatever Lieutenant Wolfe asks you to do, do it.

Mom, chill. We're gonna be fine.

I'm sorry. I don't do this very often.

You're going away for a few days.

Yeah, I know.

I got it.

Okay. Here you go, Helga.

- I take baby. - Bye. Bye.

It's okay.

You remember the emergency numbers, right?

Don't worry, Mrs. Plummer, your kids'll be safe with me.

Your little angels will be fine, Mrs. Plummer.

Go.

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

Have some fun.

Bye-bye.

Tell me, are you licensed to kill?

No, ma'am.

Too bad. It could have come in handy.

Ah!

Prepare to be annihilated.

Please!

Oh, my God! Shut up!

Prepare to be annihilated.

Hey!

- Where's the baby? - Tell me. Come on.

No!

Shut up! No, she didn't.

Shut up! Shut your mouth!

Oh, my God. Tell me!

Is there anyone here that understands

the meaning of the word "discipline"?

Hey, Flipper. You don't like it? Do something. I make bottle.

Thank you, Peter.

Yes!

- Ow! - Gotcha!

Ah!

What's your problem? Get off me!

Oh, my God!

What are you doing, you spaz? That's my boyfriend!

So you're the one breaking in!

- Go back inside! - No!

We speak English, buddy.

Look, about the sirens and the strobe lights.

We own a bakery, so we're up kind of early. Would you mind?

Sorry.

Oh, and we found this in our pool filter.

Keep that zoo reined in, huh, babysitter?

Yo, fool, handle me like that again and I'll lay knuckles upside your head!

Okay! Enough is enough! Come on, Scott, let's go!

- Come on. - No, you don't.

Get back here. Give me 20.

I meant push-ups!

- Zoe? - Drop down! Do 20!

- This is not the Army or Navy! - One...

Real nice move, Lt. Smooth.

He'll probably never speak to me!

- Then I did you a favor. - Whoa!

Personal bubble invasion.

Your mother was worried sick about you!

You should call here and tell her.

I'm sure you'll take care of that for me.

Stay out of my life!

Wait! You can't do this!

I have plans! It's Saturday night! Ow!

Not anymore.

- You too. Lights out. - Bite me.

Boy, this family's in for a rude awakening.

What are you doing?

You're burning daylight! Move!

It's Sunday.

And it's 6:00 AM! You're insane!

Listen up!

Your behavior is unacceptable.

In order to maintain a state of safety,

we need to maintain a state of order.