The Cub Tiger from Kwang Tung (刁手怪招)

OCR&Sync By Leorz Hangzhou, China

Stop it.

Big brother.

You betrayals, it's impossible.

Big brother, when we were doing business.

That guy was in our way we lost a fat goat.

Big brother, official Cheng isn't corrupted.

He was trapped by some bad guys and he resigned.

We didn't want to do him.

Shut up, what we are in?

We do whoever we come up with.

Big brother, the business we are in, we can't keep it.

We have to differentiate the good from the bad.

Good and Bad, do you want to quit?

That's what we think, please let us go.

For those who are for me live on, against me die.

Big brother.

I will fight with you bare handed.

I will blindfold myself as well.

Yes.

Come on.

Third brother, run, Hua will look after Long and you.

Never mind about me, run.

Tang Lang is divided into south and north.

The north Tang Lang has seven stars, and Tang Lang plum.

We belong to Tai Chi Tang Lang.

The south Tang Lang divided into Chu Tang Lang.

and Zhou Tang Lang.

I will show you the Tai Chi Tang Lang.

Let's start with the eight steps, one, two, three, four.

We start again.

Stop, take a rest.

Long, you want to learn by peeping.

Respect to master.

Wait a minute.

You can't worship master without paying for burning oil.

Burning oil, you aren't Buddha.

Fool, pay up.

I got no money.

Go and get it from home.

My godfather said learning Kung Fu is free.

I will cut your telephone line if you don't pay

Cutting off telephone line.

No money no talk!

No money no talk!

No money no talk!

Never mind, I am, off to E Mei Shan, ShaoLin temple.

Looking for a Taoist priestess

Long.

Sister.

Long, dad said you can't learn Kung Fu.

Why are you messing around here?

I am to learn, godfather teaches you but not me.

Wait for it, I will learn it.

Long.

Small devil, what's it?

You want food, go away

You can't learn if you can't pay.

You look so cruel.

Says who I haven't got money my godfather doesn't want me to learn.

It's free, do you want to learn.

Yes, who do I learn from?

Me.

You.

I have to pay you food.

I am the leader of gang of beggars.

This stick is for hitting dog.

Old fool, so you think you are beggar So.

Say what you like.

I will take you as my student.

Being my master, Same as I can be your master.

Let me show you my Tang Lang fist.

This is Tang Lang fist, you can't even stand still.

What do you mean standing still, I am telling you.

This is drunken Tang Lang fist.

They can go with three fists.

You can go with three fists.

I am bad tempered, don't make me angry.

Otherwise, I will hit you.

I have never met an opponent.

Today, I met a young kid.

Who wants to fight with me?

I told you to concentrate, be careful.

Stand still.

Stand still.

Do you still want to fight, young master.

Respect to master.

If you want to learn, you have to face hardship.

Tonight, go to the forest, I will teach you.

Respect to master.

Good, my beggar's bag.

This is the first thing to learn.

Take off your clothes, no more dummy nipple.

Why do I have to take of my clothes?

Stop hassling, take it off.

Oh.

Hurry up, aren't you going to take it off.

Master, I have done it.

Why don't you take of your trousers?

Trousers off?

Take it off.

Master, it's off.

No, master.

You have to do it.

It hurts.

Kung Fu practicing, we have to concentrate.

Not to be distributed, stand still.

You have to stand still.

I am telling you, I will cure you with some dead skin.

You think I can't see when blindfolded.

You can't run away.

Kid, come over here.

Master.

You are blindfolder, how do you know it was me.

The old saying is right.

One can see and hear what's coming.

Yes, master, can you teach me.

If you want to learn, come in and try

If you want drumstick, you have to bear for time of burning one incense.

Master, my thighs are tiring.

Your thighs are tiring.

I will get you something to support you.

Master, I will break the egg.

If you break the egg, forget about the drumstick.

I will take it.

Master, don't take it.

I won't break the egg, leave me the drumstick.

All right, I will leave it to you.

Master, can I sit for a while?

I will let you sit on something.

Take a seat.

It's hot.

If you break the egg, not only you can't take the drumstick.

You will be hit forty times.

The egg is broken.

What, you.

Why did it happen?

What happened?

Got nothing to do with you.

Why it got water?

Oh, kid, you are cunning.

Master, I have to piss.

Don't just enjoy your drumstick.

The more hardship you can take, you will be the best.

Master, let me finish the drumstick before I start again.

Cunning kid.

Let's start.

Fatty, Quan, Five.

Long, can you see when you are blindfolded?

Who taught you?

It's none of your business.

That's good.

Master, I am tired.

Bear with it, I want you to be great.

Don't become the worst.

Master, can I make it?

It depends on you.

If you can bear the pain, you will be the best.

Yes, master.

You have to take note of few things.

First, unless it is necessary.

Don't use your kung fu.

Second, when you need me

Go to the forest, understand?

Master, I have earned for a long time.

I still don't know your name.

My name is ever colour changing old man.

Ever colour changing old man, I only know ever changing dragon.

You don't know, be life

Sometime we have to pretend to be a fool, sometime be a clever.

This is ever changing,

How do you changing?

It is the principle of life.

Practice some somersault.

Fisting and kicking conquer the world.

Be careful when doing somersault.

By messing things up, we can't be certain.

Making things clear, we will be sure.

The eagle monk left a trail of fragrance.

Birds fly in an array.

Leaves swirl because of the leg kicking.

It can be temple demolishing.

Good morning, sister.

You are practicing hard.

How do you know?

I know.

Do you want to fight with me?

Come on.

Long, how are you.

You are hurt, let me see.

Come on.

How did you do it?

You thought you were good, I gave you a lesson.

I am sorry, I apologize.

It's all right, otherwise.

I will use a different style.

It doesn't mean a thing.

A stupid cow.

Not a cow, a strong dragon.

Dad, morning.