Robot Chicken

ROBOT CHICKEN 35 "THE MUNNERY" [CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY

TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]

>> IT'S ALIVE!

>> HEH HEH HEH HEH!

>> MOM! I FOUND DAD!

>> THE UNITED STATES NAVY, BATTLING A NEW FOE--

LOW RECRUITMENT.

SO REMEMBER "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL"?

NOW WE'RE MORE "DON'T ASK" THAN EVER BEFORE.

WHEN THEY WRITE YOUR LIFE STORY, WILL ANYONE WANT TO READ IT?

THEN PUT A CHAPTER IN THERE ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A MAN

ON A SUBMARINE.

THAT WOULD BE A NEAT BOOK.

BOOYAH. THE NAVY.

>> KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

LAY DOWN ON YOUR BACKS BEFORE ZOD.

NOW, USING YOUR LOWER ABDOMINALS, RAISE YOUR LEGS AND

HOLD ON A 5-COUNT BEFORE ZOD.

1 BEFORE ZOD, 2 BEFORE ZOD, 3 BEFORE ZOD...

>> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE--

>> OH, CRAP!

THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.

>> WELL, TAN MY HIDE.

LOOK WHO'S COME HOME.

DWAYNE, GET ON OUT HERE AND SEE WHAT THE CAT DRUG IN.

>> WHY, RITA, I-- AW! MY LITTLE GIRL

HAS FINALLY COME BACK TO ME.

YOU LOOK GOOD, CHILD.

>> THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE AUNTIE EM AND UNCLE HENRY'S.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE AUNTIE EM AND UNCLE HENRY'S.

>> COMING THIS FALL FROM THE CREATORS OF "MONK,"

EVERYONE'S PARENTS' FAVORITE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DETECTIVE,

COMES "CORK," AMERICA'S FIRST MENTALLY CHALLENGED

CRIME SLEUTH.

>> IT'S ANICA DORSEY, THE BANK TELLER.

WE'RE ALL OUT OF LEADS, CORK.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE SITUATION?

>> HA HA! I'M A TORNADO!

I'M A TORNADO! HA HA HA!

>> IT'S A WEDDING BAND.

THIS YOUNG MAN JUST FOUND OUR FIRST CLUE.

>> GOOD JOB, CORK.

>> NO MORE GYM CLASS.

>> WHAT IS IT, CORK?

>> >> IS IT A WIDOW AND HER

BOYFRIEND TRYING TO CASH IN ON HER LATE HUSBAND'S

INSURANCE POLICY?

>> NAH.

>> IS IT A GANG OF OLD POKER BUDDIES WHO DECIDED

TO KNOCK OVER A CASINO FOR ONE LAST SHOT AT FORTUNE?

>> NAH.

>> DO YOU HAVE TO GO NUMBER-ONE?

>> YEAH!

>> OK. TAKE MY HAND.

NO MORE SODA FOR YOU TODAY, OK?

HE'S GETTING AWAY!

>> >> YOU WANT TO GO FASTER, CORK?

>> OK.

>> >> LOUD NOISES. NO NOISES.

>> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, CORK.

ONE MOVE, AND YOUR PRECIOUS VOLUNTEER BIG SISTER IS GONNA

HAVE A BULLET IN HER HEAD!

>> CORK, DO SOMETHING!

>> BOOBIES. HA HA HA.

>> CORK, QUICK! THE BAD MAN TOOK YOUR STRETCH ARMSTRONG!

>> NO!

>> OW! OW! OW! OW!

>> MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

>> CORK, THAT'S ENOUGH.

CORK, THAT'S ENOUGH.

CORK.

>> MINE! MINE!

>> CORK, THANKS TO YOUR UNFLAPPABLE ENTHUSIASM

AND SURPRISINGLY HANDY CAPABLE STRENGTHS, THIS CITY

OWES YOU A GREAT DEBT.

AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE, YOU MAY NOW PICK OUT ONE TOY

AT THE TOY STORE.

>> I WANT SPAGHETTI.

>> AAH!

>> RELEASE THE DRAGON.

>> AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

>> I'M FREE. I'M FREE!

OH, MY GOD!

IT'S ALL SO BEAUTIFUL.

I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER GET OUT.

>> AAH!

MY KITTENS HAVE LEFT ME AND THE FLOWERS ARE DEAD

I HEAR LAUGHTER BUT NEVER FOR ME

NO, I'M ALONE DUST AND REFUSE

FILLS MY SOUL SORROW

EVERY MOMENT IS TORMENT I CAN'T RECALL SUNSHINE

AND ALL COLORS ARE GRAY IN THE MIRROR

I BEG FOR RELEASE AND HEAR ITS SWEET CALL

>> IT'S JUST LIKE ANDY ALWAYS TOLD ME--

GET BUSY DYING, OR GET KRAKEN.

>> I GOT NO BRAKES!

WHAT A MAGICAL TIME OF YEAR HOWDY HO

IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY NOW PUT YOUR VIKING HELMET ON

SPREAD THAT MAYONNAISE ON THE LAWN

DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S WEASEL STOMPING DAY?

WEASEL STOMPING DAY ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS

LOVE THAT WONDERFUL CRUNCHING NOISE

YOU'LL KNOW WHAT THIS DAY'S ABOUT

WHEN YOU STOMP A WEASEL'S GUTS RIGHT OUT

SO COME ALONG AND HAVE A LAUGH STOMP THEIR WEASELY