Souten Ki Beti

- Stop it now. - Radha, lets click few pictures on the sea shore.

- No, I don't want to go to the beach. - Why?

There is one crazy man who's trying to woo me since past one year.

Whenever I come to Bombay, he makes sure that he meets me.

In a restaurant, in a book shop and sometimes on the beach...

but this is a safe place.

"For 12 months I've been trying to woo her..."

"For 12 months I've been trying to woo her..."

"but I'm still nowhere in the reckoning"

"I started this in January. And here I am, in December!"

"I'm still nowhere in the reckoning"

"From January to March, you didn't even look at me"

"From April to May... I kept waiting for you"

"June and July... there was still a distance between us"

"In August, I was humiliated"

"Even in September and October, you showed no mercy"

"You showed no mercy"

"At my state..."

"The month of November laughed at my state"

"From January, when I started, here I am, in December"

"I'm still nowhere in the reckoning"

"For 12 months, I've been very patient, my love"

"For twelve months, I've been patient, my love"

"if you don't give in now... I'm going to die"

"Relent now!"

"O stone-hearted goddess"

"Listen to me!"

"Give me a smile, for I can't go home all alone"

"I can't go home all alone"

"My heart has no one;

"My heart has no one; come, live in it"

"I started wooing you in January; and here I am, in December..."

"I'm still nowhere in the reckoning"

"That you're in love with me, is the latest news"

"You look like a langoor; you only lack a tail"

"Get lost! Or I'll call the cops and have you locked up"

"You're never going to be in the reckoning"

"Please consider my case!"

"You're never going to be considered"

"My heart... she has punctured"

Shyam, congratulate Naren on his wedding on my behalf.

And give his bride this gift from me.

- Alright, father. Goodbye, uncle! - Take care, son.

Your son has become a doctor and his practice is also doing very well.

Its all because of you, if I wouldn't get a friend like you...

then it wouldn't be possible for him to be a doctor.

There you go again!

I want that we should fix up my daughter Rukmini & Shyam's marriage.

And we should get them married this year.

Why not, let Shyam return from Naren's wedding...

then we shall perform this auspicious ceremony.

- Is it a promise? - Yes, it is.

Can I get a glass of water?

- What can I do for you? - Well, actually you can do a lot...

but for now, get me a hot... - A hot cup of tea?

If I'll have tea, I won't feel lam traveling by an aircraft...

I'll feel as though I am on a railway platform.

- Then shall I get you some coffee? - No, intellectuals have coffee...

Children have a cold drink!

Look, if you are insisting that I drink something then get me...

a glass of milk.

It sounds very funny when you say it in English!

- I beg your pardon! - You just told me, 'your milk, sir'

This is not mine, it is for me!

At this moment, we are thousands of feet above the ground, in mid air...

we are very close to the stars, so can I get some magazine on astrology?

Which can perhaps predict something about my stars now!

At this moment, you are in mid air...

and you will get a magazine on astrology only when you land!

Now I understood it well!

Hey wait! I knew the position of my stars as soon as I landed.

See, how accurate this science of astrology is...

it states that I will bump into the beautiful woman I met yesterday.

- And look, I met you again! - Right.

Alright, lets have a cup of tea in the restaurant and celebrate!

No, if we sit in a restaurant and have tea, it will feel as though...

we are not there but on a railway platform.

- Okay then lets have coffee. - No, only intellectuals have coffee!

Then lets have a soft drink or a juice.

Only children drink that and lam sorry, I am not fond of milk!

That's great! Hey listen! My stars today even say that...

I will meet you and will make a good start!

- What start are you talking of? - Trying to know each other...

come, lets go in the restaurant and talk for sometime.

Once we are in the restaurant, you'll ask me my name.

I have to know your name to proceed with the conversation.

After that you would want to know if I have a love affair with someone.

And after knowing that I am not seeing anyone...

you'll say, 'beautiful maiden, I want to place my heart at your feet!'

- That's right! - 'Will you marry me?'

' I want you to be the mother of my children.'

Right, we must plan the children.

Hey! You're an astrologer yourself, you've understood everything.

- Go away from here or else... - Or else what?

Yesterday you were courteous with me in the plane, what happened today?

Its my duty to be courteous in the aircraft...

I get paid to smile there, understand?

You are playing hard to get but even I'll not give up that easily!

- Oh my! How did he land up here? - Who?

He is Dr. Shyam, my husband's close friend.

What? Do you know how he is? He started wooing me in the aircraft.

- He keeps doing that everywhere. - Well, you are beautiful!

Tell me something, he doesn't look like a doctor...

is he a veterinary?

- He is a heart specialist! - What? You mean it? - Yes!

Sister in law, I plead to you, lam willing to do whatever you say!

- What is the matter? - Try to coax your friend, she doesn't look at me.

- She is a very nice girl. - Then am I bad?

But don't you think Radha-Shyam will make a good pair?

Why don't you go and dance with her?

Try to change her mind.

- If dance with her it will change her mind? - Of course!

Alright, then here I go!

Radha, I feel like dancing with you.

- What? - Yes, why not Radha? - Come on, dance with him!

Then shall we start?

After my parents passed away, I felt very lonely...

but my life has become very beautiful since you have come.

This is just the beginning, your life will be full of joys!

- Really, how is that? - Just a minute, come here!

- Then shall we go to my hotel? - No, lets go to my house.

- Come on hurry up! - Hearing this, you seem to be in a greater hurry!

No, that's because its almost evening and I think it may rain.

But before we go, I want to do something private.

- Say you have to say something private! - No, I want to do!

What is that?

Come on, hurry up!

Come in!

We are completely wet, lets change our clothes.

Will you give me your sari to wear?

No, you can drape this!

- Change quickly now. - Oh, my God!

I am feeling very cold!

Wow! You really are looking good in this attire.

But I like you in any attire!

- What does that mean? - I mean in a sari, salwar-kameez, nightie...

- Stop! - Why? - A small mistake can make us repent for our lives.

- Did you catch cold? - Yes but where are you going?

- To get some medicine. - Only you can cure me.

My father used to say that one must have this when you catch cold.

- But this is brandy! - No, its medicine, drink it.

I don't say it, my father used to tell me!

- I said this will cure your cold. - No! - Come on, drink it up!

- Even you have caught cold. I'll just be back. - Where are you going?

To get some medicine for you.

- Come on, drink this medicine. - But this is alcohol.

No, it is medicine, I don't say it, your father said it!

Hey! You've got cold, open your mouth and drink it up!

This will surely cure your cold!

Your father's medicine is really very good!

"No... don't"

"Oh yes... let's"

"This state of gentle intoxication..."

"I'm slightly drunk..."

"all because of your eyes"

"Your lips it was which fed me the wine"

"A drunkard you've made out of me"

"Both of us are slightly drunk"

"Both of us are drunk"

"All thanks to the showers"

"It's the dark clouds that drove me to wine"

"Your eyes drove me to it too"

"You've made a drunkard out of me"

"You look like a bottle of intoxicating wine"

"You look like liquor itself"

"I'm even more drunk..."

"When you walk like a She-cobra..."

"I'm even more drunk"

"You're drunk. You're lying"

"May the Black Crow bite those who lie"

"May the Crow bite me, or the snake..."

"I'm drunk on the poison of your love"

"A drunkard you have made out of me"

"I've seen you somewhere! - Really?"

"You look familiar; you look like Rekha"

"I must be absolutely drunk"

"I see double images of where you stand"

"I see two Rekhas!"

"You're lying. You're drunk"

"The Black Crow will bite those who lie"

"May the Crow bite me now, or the snake..."

"I'm drunk on the poison of your love"

"You've made a drunkard out of me"

" We' re both drunk"

"It's all because of the rains"

"No, it's because there's mischief in your eyes"

"Your lips it was that fed me the wine"

"It has made drunkards out of both of us"

I'll reach Bombay by the next flight.

- What is the matter? - My father & Jagannath uncle met with an accident!

Jagannath uncle died and my father is very serious.

I will have to leave for Bombay right away!

My friend Jagannath, who had done a lot of favors on us...

passed away in a car accident!

You will have to fulfill the promise that I made to him.

- Which promise, father? - Rukmini, JagannatHs daughter...

should be married to you, son.

What?

Before I die, in front of my eyes...

you will have to get married to Rukmini.