Main Sunder Hoon (मैं सुंदर हूं)

Sir, here is your tea' Paape

Sir, your tea. Moshai, your tea'

why do you bring all at once? why don't you bring them..

..separately? - Sir, there are many mouths to ask..

..but there are only two hands for giving.

Bring a hot tea for sir' - Two glasses of water.

I ordered Puri' - I ordered Batata-vada.

I ordered Dahi-missal, but you brought Puri.

Sir, you are getting mad at me as if the food minister..

..sent rice to Punjab and wheat in Madras.

Just a moment. What's this? - Puri (Fried bread).

What's this? - Batata-vada (Snacks).

And What's that? - Dahi-missal (Snacks).

Then the problem is solved. Move the missal this way.

Move the Puri this way and Batata-vada that way.

No eat it. - Boy! - Coming, sir. Hold on.

There's a fly' Be careful, there are flies in the food.

Bhola, I told you so many times not to keep..

..the coffee glass beside the glass with water.

The customers can't distinguished between..

..the coffee glass and the water glass.

This is the coffee' Yes, sir'

Aasha! Meena! Kamala! Radha! Come here.

Everyone come here'

Look, each one have to do what is written there..

..on the slips that they pick. - Ok.

I will pick the first slip.

How did the limping horse run? - Do it.

Do it. - Do it.

Meena, you pick one slip'

No, I won't give. - What will you not give?

Kiss the person beside you' Come on, kiss me.

Radha, now it's you turn. - Mine?

Sing a love-ballad' No. No.

Sing a song. - No, I won't. I won't. I won't.

Sing a song. - No. No. I won't.

"Shall I tell you what's there in my heart?"

"No. No. You will tell it to someone else."

"You will make it a legend"'

"Shall I tell you what's there in my heart?"

"No. No. You will tell it to someone else."

"You will make it a legend"'

"This Radha also played Holi with her Shyam."

"This Radha also played Holi with her Shyam."

"Not only Holi, but she also played hide & seek."

"Shall I teach this game to you?"

"No. No"'

"No. No. You will start playing it at daytime."

"You will make it a legend"'

"Shall I tell you what's there in my heart?"

"No. No. You will tell it to someone else."

"You will make it a legend"'

"I made handcuff for myself with my own hair."

"I made handcuff for myself with my own hair."

"I made a picture in my memories"'

"Shall I show you that picture?"

"No. No"'

"You will show it to someone else."

"You will make it a legend"'

"Shall I tell you what's there in my heart?"

"No. No. You will tell it to someone else."

"You will make it a legend"'

What are you doing? - I am ringing the bell. Sit there.

Take out. The girls are here.

Serve them Bonda, Sambar and also idlis (All are snacks).

What's the matter? Kamla didn't come today?

I am here' - I see. So you are Kamala?

Yes, but how do you know my name?

Actually the thing is that like we have salt in meals..

..similarly there is bound to be a Kamala among a group.

What happened? Did you bite you tongue?

Chilly! Water! Bring some water. - Take this.

What will I drink? - Eat the Samosa first.

When you will chew a chilly I will bring both Ganga-Jamuna (Sweet).

Listen' - Yes.

Bring Rabri (Sweet). - Rabri? Wait a moment. Bring Rabri.

We didn't bring Rabri. - will I give them bidi(cigarette)..

..in the place of Rabri! - What! You don't have Rabri.

These days there is a problem in hotel Rasraj's Rabri?

What kind of a problem?

Yesterday a couple came to our hotel to eat Rabri.

They too ate half plate Rabri and they upset their stomach.

They had upset stomach and they fainted right there.

There were two young kids with them.

I think they died and their kids became orphans.

Orphans, serve Rabri to everyone.

No' we don't want it. We don't want it.

Listen, our Rabri will go waste'

It seems that you are least bothered about your health.

I think you will definitely eat Rabri.

I would have definitely eaten it, but you didn't bring Rabri.

You are very intelligent.

why are you staring at me like that? - I like you a lot.

You are lying, but still I will believe it.

Where do you live? - In India. Every city is my home.

I go wherever my hotel owner sends me.

You are really a very funny guy.

Really I like your innocence.

Actually I can also speak a bit of English. But I've a problem..

..when someone speaks English too fast.

I said I like your innocence.

Bye-bye!

What can be her name?

Fool. When an ugly person like me have a name..

..Sunder(beautiful), then she must have a lot better name.

Because she is very beautiful.

I don't remember what she said in English.

I like your innocent! No, it was not innocent.

Innocence! Yes, I like your innocence!

But Sundar, are you a human or a fool?

You couldn't even understand what she said.

What could be the meaning of this?

But.. - Sundar. Son, Sundar.

I like you. - Fool, everyone like his mother.

But where do you live? - I am right in front of you.

But in which World are you living?

I like your innocence' - What are you saying in English!

I like your innocence' - Sunder, what happened!

Hey, Sunder. - Mother.

I like your innocence' I like your innocence.

After India independence British left India..

..but they left English language in India.

I like your innocence' I" - Enough! Enough!

You read a lot' Now go to sleep. - Mother,

My mother is so innocent. Solve a puzzle for me.

What's that?

I met her. - Who met whom?

She didn't meet me. Assume that both of them met.

Where? ' There' Not there, mother, but here..

I mean in this book.

Mother, they met each other. They met well.

One said the other I like you a lot..

..and the other didn't say anything'

He might have been a fool like you. - I too think the same.

But mother, first she smiled and gave a smile.

And he stood there like an electric poll.

Mother, I can't understand what her smile meant.

It means We shall we meet later.

If that is the solution of the puzzle, then I'll pass the test.

Mother, you should have been a teacher in the college.

Now go to sleep.

Study-time is over. I like you.

Bring an ice-cream.

why did this vada (Snack) become so small?

Sir, this vada became small because..

..our sir's new hotel became bigger.

If you want big vadas, then you must go to our new hotel.

New Rasraj Chowpatty.

Is she your child? - Yes, she's my daughter.

What will you drink? Coca-cola, soda, Orange..

I will not drink anything.

Bring anything you Wish. - I got it.

Yes, madam, what do you want to order?

Come here and take our orders' - As you wish.

What do you want to eat? - It's you?

It's you? I thought it was someone else.

How did you know that a girl is on this seat..

..even without looking this way? - Yes.

If we see in the eyes on the Romeos in this hotel..

..we will understand who came to this hotel. - Boy!

Yes, sir, how can help you? - Did I ask you to talk to girls..

..or did I ask you to bring something?

Have you seen it? I This Romeo ask neck-full..

..but when he saw you he become hungry again.

Miss, he is such an arrogant waiter.

He always misbehaves with customers. - Look at me.

What are you saying to miss? Talk to mister if you wish.

What shall I talk to you about! Give me the bill.

which bill do you want? The money-bill..

..or the snake's bill(hole).

Hey, Mr. Glasses, your eyes became weak..

..because you stare at girls like that.

If you keep on Watching at them like that..

..then you will become blind in no time.

Blind? - Yes.

I am blind? - Yes.

I will get your fired right now. - Get out of here.

Your job is also so difficult.

You need not keep everyone happy.

Every mouth shoots me from every direction.

Boy! Come here' Bring this. Bring that.

The tea is too hot! The coffee is too cold!

They get scolding from their wives in their houses..

..and they take their revenge from the hotel-boys.

Now I am habituated to all these things.

You tell me what will you take?

You just keep on talking and I will just keep hearing.

I will speak from my mouth and you will eat from yours.

You keep on eating and I will keep on talking.

Ok, tell me, what shall I bring?

Ok, bring three plates samosas (Snack).

Don't eat Samosas! This is an ugly hotel.

You Won't get anything fresh over here.

You either drink coca-cola or soda'

Do you know who she is? - Yes.

That day she chewed chilly and my heart started..

Ok, what else is there in the menu?

Rasgullas, Cham-cham, Rasmalai, Gulabjamun..

..Rabri, Srikhand, Jalebi, Pede, Balusai, Laddu..

..Masala Dosa, Sada Dosa, Kanda-Bhajiya..