Heartbreak High

-Race you to the water. -You're so on. Let's go!

Hey, welcome to hangover central.

-Make your way in. -

Very nice. Beautiful.

- -

Wait, is this ours?

- And free. - Yeah, cool. Look at the view.

Gonna have to face your demons at some point.

- Yeah, maybe. -

Or I could run away to the furthest place from Australia.

-That'd be Spain. -Perfect. I speak Spanish.

No hablo español.

Right, so Amerie and I are upstairs. En suite room.

-Pretty good. -No surprises.

What, I got here first.

And you always will.

Oh, yep, move. Bags the next best room.

Stoked I'm bunking with you, queen. Am sometimes howls in her sleep.

Hey, that was one time! I was dreaming I was a werewolf.

Yeah, "dreaming."

- -Who wants drinks?

Seb gave me shit for staying here,

but this is so much funner than staying at his dad's penthouse at the Chevron.

Except maybe the hot tub.

Or it could be.

Why aren't you bouncing, babe?

Because I think Sasha pushed the button.

Oh…

Missy, boat party here. Please, let's go.

Yes!

Ca$h! Make me one too, please!

["I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred playing]

[song continues playing over phone speakers]

- -Oh!

Shit! It's her! It's her! Take it! Take it!

Take it.

What are you doing?

Mum thinks I'm at a Christian fellowship camp.

Do I look like holy and shit?

-No, more constipated than anything. -

How was the Jesus and Joseph carpentry workshop?

Is camp going well?

Just been vibing out with God and stuff.

It… It's good.

Uh-huh.

And who is that behind you?

Oh, that? That?

That's, uh, Pastor Daniel. Yeah.

Yo, Ant, time to shelve.

Um, I… I'll be in for worship in a second.

What's going on?

Uh, gotta run, Mum. Um, I'll pray for you, yeah?

-Love you, bye. -Don't hang up on me--

[song continues playing over phone speakers]

Good?

Mmm…

So, what I'm hearing is you snatched this off a small child.

This is insane, right? Sasha can't have done it. Right?

Yeah, this is pretty insane.

Then why does she have this mask?

It's handmade. I couldn't find any others like it online,

which means that it's probably one of a kind,

which means that she was in the dashcam footage, not Liam.

I feel you just jumped to about five conclusions in one go.

Please, Noah, help me.

There could be heaps of these. Because you can't find it online doesn't mean a thing.

It's the key piece of evidence in the case against Liam.

Okay, let's just say Sasha did it.

Why? Why would she do it?

Maybe… …maybe she was chasing a bit of stray litter,

and she tripped, and accidentally turned the ride on.

I'm sorry, is that a real pitch?

Please, we're brainstorming.

Look, you're trying to find a link to Sasha to prove she did this,

compared to Liam, who hated his stepdad and wanted to hurt him.

Had already hurt him.

Okay, so, what are you gonna do?

Are you gonna find a good time to accuse her?

Wave this mask in her face?

Sounds like a great way to ruin everyone's schoolies.

You're right.

You're totally right.

Look, I just think you're stressed.

You know, results are gonna come out, school being over.

I think your head's just going into overdrive or something.

Wouldn't be the first time.

You're not gonna do anything crazy, are you?

I don't need to come on that boat and keep an eye on you?

No. No.

I'll behave myself.

Phew. 'Cause sometimes, you get this look in your eye.

Put that away. It's scaring me.

Fuck yeah, schoolies boat party!

I'm so excited my toes are numb!

Pretty cool boat, huh?

I know you said not to say anything about the "maz with a T" word, but--

I'm fine.

I know.

But if you felt like crying or punching something or doing scream therapy,

I hear there's a full moon tonight.

No, it's fine.

I'm doing this new thing

where I shove all of my emotions way down deep in my bum.

It's working great.

Quinni.

You are a gemstone,

a flower,

a freshly opened box of Rice Bubbles.

You are gonna find someone amazing one day.

Yeah, find someone incredible on the boat.

On the boat. I'm gonna find someone incredible on the boat.

Wait, actually, I love this plan. Let's get you a boat babe.

Mmm…

-Not her. -I can do it by myself.

Will you stop?

So, um, Noah's not coming on the boat?

Hey?

Uh, uh… where's Noah?

Oh, at some hot tub gatho Seb's having that we're not invited to.

- -Wow.

Okay, guys, guys, guys!

-Remember how we rehearsed? -Yeah.

-Yeah? Everyone ready? - Places.

- Anthony-- - Our Father, who art in heaven,

hallowed be thy name--

-Anthony! -Oh, hey, Mum.

Yeah, just doing our nightly prayers.

Then why can I hear music?

Oh, that's, um…

someone, uh, DJing for Jesus. Yeah.

-I gotta get some shuteye… -I wanna speak to Pastor Daniel right now.

This Ant's mum shit is crazy.

All right, everybody on your knees, mouths open.

I managed to sneak in a bit of blood of Christ, aka tequila.

Ah!

Oh my God.

["Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil Jon playing over speakers]

Let's go!

["Don't Call Me Baby" by Madison Avenue playing over speakers]

-That's not how it works. - No.

None of this "best of three" shit.

You lost the thumb war, you're taking the floor.

End of.

That's not how it works.

Hey!

Hey.

Where's Felix?

Back in our hotel room on a bed covered in rose petals,

and I ran away.

- Ah. - Oh…

Brutal.

-Wait, were you two gonna-- -What if I'm not good at it?

What if I do something embarrassing and then he's, like, turned off?

Sometimes, a boner doth come from the strangest of places.

Hmm…

-You don't have to keep doing this. -Yes, I do. Now…

Ooh, ooh!

Boat babe on her own.

Go talk to her. Quickly, Quinni.

Go, go, go.

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Quinni. I like your shirt.

Seasick.

Oh shit. Uh…

Oh!

You'll be okay.

Dodged an iceberg there, babe. Next.

I mean, what if it all just goes wrong as soon as we have sex?

-Are you horny? -Yep. Yeah.

And don't you love him?

Yeah, I really do.

And he makes you feel safe, right?

Definitely.

But…

what if this is what he wanted all along,

and then he dumps me?