Swell

Yeah?

Yes?

- Hi, I have a couple of parcels for you.

Okay, thanks.

- On the phone you specified that you wanted small parcels

so I tried to wrap each item individually.

Is that alright?

Yeah.

- And, what do you want me to do with this?

Should I just leave it by the door or?

No.

Slide it through the window.

It's on the way out.

Alright.

Have a good one. Freak.

Way too cute.

How about this one?

That's just around the corner.

Literally thirty seconds from here.

Yeah right.

It's just an urban legend you dickhead.

What have you been smoking?

Do you have to be so fucking loud?

For fuck's sake.

Come on Parker where are you?

You're the caretaker, do your fucking job.

There you are.

So that's what you're doing instead of working,

hooking up with girls.

You're not gonna do anything to stop that fucking no...

Wait.

Someone's moving in.

Wow.

Welcome to nowhere.

Genius move.

Who are you?

I've never seen you before.

Right.

Nothing.

Rumors, rumors, and more rumors.

I knew it wasn't real.

Case solved.

Death is one thing we guarantee.

- Fuck you Alvarado. - Piss off.

- I'll get your for this, you stupid fuck.

What is he doing?

Oh my God, he's sleepwalking.

Okay, nicely done guys.

Really convincing.

I mean why don't you shoot the next Blair Witch sequel

while you're at it.

God this is fucking sick.

Seriously Parker.

Wow.

You really hit on her.

How old is she, anyway?

There he is.

Hmm.

He's done with the moving in already.

Where's that girl he was with?

He's a MatchHunter member.

No way, seriously?

Shit.

Oh I can't see his username.

Fuck.

Okay.

Members near you, online.

Got you.

- 20 year old Susan Lynch

has been reported missing

after she failed to return home on Wednesday evening.

This is the 2nd disappearance happening in the area

since the abduction of 18 year old Amy Bradley,

whose body was found in a parking lot two months ago.

Ms. Lynch was last seen at her working place

in a supermarket near Old Street Station.

Metropolitan police have launched an investigation

and are urging anyone who possesses information about--

That's it, that's it.

Come on, come on, come on, read it.

- After a rather wet weekend,

particularly in the southeast

we will be attempting

to dry slightly throughout the week

and 30% cloudy skies on Thursday and Friday.

Occasional cold winds will continue to blow from the coast

in the coming days.

But they should eventually ease down

towards the end of the week.

The weather will be dry for the north,

while local temperatures are expected to drop again slightly

towards the weekend.

Seven counties will continue to experience

rather damp weather throughout the week

but the pattern is expected to break by Wednesday evening.

So far this season has been rather unsettled,

particularly in the south,

but average weather throughout the region

should start to stabilize towards the end of next week.

This concludes our weather report for this hour.

Do stay tuned and we'll be back shortly

with the latest sports news.

I work with kids

with disabilities and learning difficulties.

I work crazy hours but it's really rewarding and I love it,

I just relocated to start a new internship though,

so I'm still adjusting to my new team and my new place.

We'll see how it goes.

Um...

No flatmates.

I've grown out of them, ha!

I'm all by my lonesome without anyone to yell at me

when I get home after a long day of work.

Solitary streaming binge, here I come.

Tell me about it.

It can feel really isolating in this city,

but I hope...

What is this?

Nominate the next suicide.

That's fucked up.

Hey Tony, you mind keeping the music down?

Some of us are trying to sleep up here.

What was that?

Excuse me?

I can't hear you.

I can't hear you.

Hey, hey guess what?

I'm calling the police.

I'm sorry now.

Oh what a shame.

Shit!

I'll tell you what.

I'll tell you what guys.

Here we go.

Come on, do something for the camera.

You know what?

Fuck you, you stupid crack head.

Just wait 'til one of you idiots ODs

and then we'll see who's laughing then you stupid junkie.

Screw this.

Real or not who gives a shit.

Someone please give that little prick a hint.

God this is endless

who's posting these videos?

And what even am I supposed to do on this website?

There's no links, no pages, no nothing.

Am I seriously just supposed to sit here and watch them?

Are you gonna let him hit on you again?

Seriously Parker, photos?

She doesn't look like a model.

Great.

Too slow for internet.

Based both in London and New York,

Gareth is currently shooting some behind the scenes pictures

for Jude Law's upcoming sci-fi film.

Really?

Hi Josh, sure, what's up?

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Nothing too exciting, I'm still adjusting to my new job

while struggling with some sleep issues.

I recently became aware of an existence

of a noisy neighbor on my block.

Belongs to a nocturnal species of animals much to my dismay.

Tell me if I'm writing too fast.

I usually do.

By the way, I checked your profile again

and it seems we live in the same area.

For all we know, we could be neighbors.

Would you fancy meeting up?

I'd love to make a few new friends in my new neighborhood.

Sure, that would be great.

Although I'm quite busy with work at the moment.

Maybe we could try a call?

It would be nice to hear your voice.

If you're up for it, here's my.

My number, brand new.

Shit!

Yes!

Yes, I'm in.