I'll Call You (得閒飲茶)

Girls!

How long since you've had one?

It's been 3 days!

I haven't had one for 3 years!

You had a girl for a whole year

and didn't even touch her!

What's the point?

Hey I'm not like you guys

I am very serious about relationships

Look there's more to life than just girls, right?

Talk about something else

Like what?

Know how the 1911 Revolution began?

How does it look?

Great! Lovely nails

Check out that guy

Tugs his polo shirt in his pants

My guy?

Sandals

and stinky feet, gross!

Hi

Hi

A leg shaker

A baldy!

Now that's more like it

Have we met?

Haven't we met before?

What?

I'm going to say hi to a friend

Bitch, the deaf trick again

She does that every time

We must have met before

Really?

Where are you? I don't see you!

Morning

Morning

Gosh, let me guess, All-nighter at Lan Kwai Fong

No! Why?

You look like shit,

come on Karen

I am fine, like you look any better

Hey you're on TV remember?

You're an artiste for Christ-sake

Looks actually count a little

Heck I am still young right!

Gimme a break will ya

Just word of the wise

You can't afford to play around much longer

Alright, enough

I heard about this TV series you're setting up

Is that true?

Yes I'm working on it

You've been at it for months

and you're still in the talks?

This is a huge investment. Gotta pamper those investors right?

Night clubs, karaoke...

that's the deal

Good morning, Mr. Tong

Well's that's your job

I only care if I have a part in it

I don't want to emcee for this stuff forever

Sure, of course, I'll take care of you

Do something useful with your free time.

Prep yourself up

Now go to work!

OK, so you promise

Hot chick on set!

Alright, take it easy.

No need to say that every morning

What am I selling?

Cheap plastic watches again

Hello everybody. You're watching the MSC shopping network

I'm your host Karen

Really? Lots of girls?

I'm bringing some friends you know

What time?

Hi Karen, if you have time tonight, can we...

You guys have really outdone yourselves this time

For the past 6 years

Our sales have seen a steady de-growth

Well somebody's smiling

Got some bright ideas?

Oh... no... nothing...

Well, then pay attention

What're you looking at?

It's past nine, still working hard?

Gotta be careful with the details

Can't afford to screw it up

Good

Bright and early tomorrow!

Why can't we get any girls?

Yeah why is that?

Seems obvious to me, look at you guys

What do you mean?

I've heard that if a bunch of guys are shit out of luck

It must be

the "negative energy" of one guy

So bad that the curse penetrates

to the people around him

So who's this "black dog"?

Hey, black dog!

What? Let's go!

Go where?

Let's get going! Where to?

What's going on?

What?

Wait a minute, you got a girl?

Why? Can you tell?

It's damn obvious

Look at your face

Why? Do I look different?

Yeah you got that look

What look?

You can't stop grinning!

Come on, bring her out, show your best friends

Yeah right, forget it, just drink your beer!

Sporty?

Pink? A suit?

Oh, so sorry, I'm late!

It's OK

I won't be late next time

It's about to start

Animated film, cool?

Sure!

Hello... who is it? Can't hear you!

I'm in a movie, call you later!

Let's move over there!

I didn't have my first date

till I got a summer job

So how many relationships have you had?

Just two

Two!?

Yeah

And now?

Nah, haven't dated for a long time,

it's been...

Why?

No I mean why, why aren't you dating?

Uh?

Why aren't you going out with somebody?

When you start working

You just meet different people

So she went to the States

for 2 months

met someone there

Then it's like "I'll call you sometime", you know

That's why I hate America!

Personal reasons

She might come back

That's what I thought

But it's been 2 years already,

So I stop hoping

Hey we all do stupid things when we're in love

My "ex" used to collect

all kinds of bottles,

And the only one

he didn't have

Guess what

It was the "Green Spot" orange soda

I looked everywhere

Wanted to get him as

a birthday present,

thinking he would marry me

And then?

Then he flew to the States

before his birthday!

Bloody hell, America again!

I would have married him...

if he asked

Well so much for that

Hey it's his lost,

not yours

Cheers

Maybe next time

How do I look today?

- Pretty sharp - Thanks

Well, a bit you know... bright

No really?

Hey want me to take you home?

No, it's OK. I'll catch a cab

You sure?

Yes, I'm sure, thanks

Give me a call before you go to bed

Uh... call you? Oh Okay

- Okay - See you!

Bye!

Good night!

You too! Bye!

Bye

- This is it - Wow so soon huh?

So... uh I'm...

Manny, I'm not ready yet

I understand

OK, I'm going

Not ready yet?

Then when are you ready?

- Amy - What do you want?

I won the lotto yesterday,

got 300 bucks

I'm buying everyone snacks, want any?