The Luckiest Stars (Lucky Stars Go Places / Zui jia fu xing / 最佳福星)

Take your seats.

You are required to attend this meeting

to discuss an important matter.

Our number one undercover, Mr. Sum Sheng Yi,

has passed away.

But he has left one important clue.

Namely, this black box.

In it is a roll of slides.

They are now shown to you.

This American is called Kissing Fish,

a notorious crime agent, internationally.

This Japanese is called Yukio Fushime,

a Red Army soldier.

This is his subordinate, Toyota.

His origin is unknown.

They have come together to do a deal.

Red Army buys weapons from Palestinian revolutionaries

via agents.

The payments are made in Hong Kong and the goods are delivered overseas.

Now, Hong Kong is a free port with no restriction on currency.

It is not illegal to pay money here.

We have no authority to arrest them.

But Interpol wants us to stop this deal.

What do you think?

Please go on, Reagan.

I want to buy food from 7-Eleven as I am very hungry.

No, nothing is as urgent as this case.

No one leaves until we find a solution.

Let's steal their money so that their deal can't proceed.

Stupid. How can a policeman steal money?

How can a policeman break the law?

You are a waste of taxpayers' money.

That is all. Dismissed.

Turn on the lights.

Hey, you stay behind. I have something to discuss with you.

Your thought is similar to mine.

Who should we send to steal the money?

But you said a policeman should not break the law.

So we can ask someone outside the police force to do it.

Right.

You got someone to do it in a previous case.

You can find the same fat guy to do it.

-You mean Kidstuff. -Yes.

Sir.

Kidstuff!

Have a seat.

-Kidstuff, how are you? -Let me be clear.

Cut the crap.

Swordflower has briefed me on the job.

The rebate rate has also been agreed between us.

Now there is only one question left.

What question?

I don't want to be discreet.

I want to do it like a proper policeman.

That's easy.

I have regarded you as a policeman.

I want my warrant card, my handgun, your seat,

and everyone to address me as "sir."

Sure.

Warrant card, handgun.

Sir.

If my uniform suits you, you can take it.

Walter Tsao, what is the matter with you?

I heard you engage an outsider to do a job.

Why can't we do it?

-It's just a misunderstanding. -A misunderstanding?

Yes, a misunderstanding.

-A misunderstanding? -Yes. It's really a misunderstanding.

Quito?

Kidstuff.

-Quito. -Kidstuff.

You have become skinnier.

-Did you go through plastic surgery? -A bit, since leaving the orphanage.

I was working in Central.

All the girls were very pretty and they have good figures.

I felt so pity for myself when comparing myself to them.

Not a big deal.

But it feels worse than death, so I made up my mind.

I spent three months' salaries for the plastic surgeries

to regain my dignity as a lady.

Now I can confidently walk straight up to a man

and he will feel most welcome.

After so many surgeries,

you've become a different person.

I don't care. I'm happy.

How about you?

After leaving the orphanage, I lived like a lamb.

I was too timid and stupid.

I always get conned.

All my youth, passion, money, romance for girls, are all gone

except my virginity.

No one wants to take it, even if I'm willing to give it.

Luckily I met Roundhead and Sandy,

then I had some hope.

Did they take your virginity?

No, they taught me how to rob, and do bad stuff.

Later, with some money, we bought guns to rob banks,

jewelry stores, and safe deposit centers.

They call me Ram now.

-Not Lamb. -I see.

You are not afraid of getting caught?

No, I'm not afraid.

Now I have support from the police.

You can ask Walter Tsao.

Don't ask me anything.

I am not on the same page.

I better go home and get changed.

I will leave you two alone.

Bullshit is the trend.

We can't.

I'm married.

Right. It's not good for us to be alone.

Let's find a place with more people.

Okay, let's go to the canteen.

Sure.

-Beer. -Who ordered coke lemon and milk tea?

Who ordered these?

Me.

Let me.

-No need. -Let me.

Lady cop.

Over there.

-What about here? -Okay.

What do you think?

I've never seen her treat a guy so nicely.

They may just be good friends. Just friends.

-Stupid. -Stupid.

-Let's call Bald Guy to come. -Then how about you?

I will call the ambulance.

I will gather all the brothers.

-Yes. -Yes.

How could you do this?

You feel sorry for me?

-What? -What is the case?

-Fighting. -Tell me!

You cheated on me. I will kill you.

Did you see it?

When I do, I will kill him too.

You're all talk.

Forget it. You have been a couple for such a long time.

Stupid Bald Guy! You're not the one being cheated on.

Of course you can say that!

That's not the point.

Let me tell you something.

If I'm the one being cheated on, I will check who the guy is.

Review my shortcomings.

See. You know your shortcomings.

It's important to put up with each other.

You should learn!

My marriage is very blessed.

But I always bring this green hat around and wear it often

to remind myself to be good to my wife.

We have one-third of our time in bed and your wife takes half of the bed.

Save it. He's not good at math anyway.

Okay.

Put it in another way.

Let's talk about ethics and morality.

-We know that-- -Sir.

You wife is having a nice chat with a fat guy.

-That means I'm wearing a green hat? -Yes, like this.

Listen, what have I just said was all bullshit.

You're a man. You should fight and kick him out.

Well done.

My naughty wife. Here I am.

He's coming.

He's coming.

He usually doesn't come home on time.

Where are the adulterous ones?

Sir, face the music. Here they are.

They are speaking over there.

Got get them!

They say, "Don't advise on separation from a wife."

Yes, I'm telling you to beat the guy only.

Go.

I have my own ideas.

No way.

What's so funny? Do share with me.

Bald Guy, are you not on duty?

Yes, so I am armed.

Not one but two.

Why did you put them on the table?

Take them back.

-Let me introduce, he is-- -Let's go to another table.

-I don't want to sit with a stranger. -What stranger?

He is Eric, the one I always mentioned.

Kidstuff.

Yes.

That feels so good.

You are so careless.

The toast is for you to eat, not hold.

Let me get something for you to wipe on.

Fat guy, I am her husband, Albert Au.

Marriage certification number, AA260111.

Stupid Bald Guy, my name is Ng Kah Lim.

Identity card number, E726541.

Quito was my first love.

First love?

-How old were you? -Eight.

That's not first love, that's puppy love.

Do you know what love is?