Slaughterhouse On The Hill

This is it.

Remember, this is the time I brought April Kinser up here.

Remember that night?

Dude, April doesn't even know who you are.

She didn't then and she still doesn't, bro.

She totally was here and I was here,

and things happened, man.

Things happened.

April hates you.

Well, she hates me now, but not then.

She liked me a lot.

It felt like a lot, like, you know what I mean?

- She was pretty hot. - She's so hot, man.

She probably hated me too.

So hot. Wait, what?

I remember this place.

Man are you kidding me?

She would came up here with me

and like, we got all, you know, like, together like this.

I hate to tell you this, I got a secret.

She hated you, bro.

Dude, bro! You're so full of shit, bro.

No, it was great.

She liked me though.

Ah, well...

This one time I brought April here, dude it was...

Wait, bro you brought April here with you?

It was amazing!

Ah, everyone probably brought her here, bro.

Yeah, she said she hated you, bro.

Bro, best 60 seconds of my life, bro.

Ah, me too.

Oh, man is that Pig Skin?

Dude, did we win?

Aren't you supposed to be at the game?

Yeah you're you're not at the game, bro.

You're at the wrong spot, man. We're at the thing.

What?

Look, dude, man, you're trying too hard, man,

you gotta, we're talking about-

Good evening, I'm TJ Emerson,

and tonight we bring you a story

that has baffled investigators for decades.

It was a crisp autumn night

in the small town of Boulder City

when a group of former high school football stars

decided to relive their glory days.

Little did they know their reunion

would turn into a nightmare

from which they would never escape.

- Can? - Yeah.

So, how's it going, Donny?

It's good to see you.

Well, I heard about you and Candy,

I'm sorry to hear about that.

Ah, water under the bridge, I've moved on.

It's good to hear

Cici! Damn it, girl.

Cici, Cici!

Damn it, girl, come socialize.

Come meet my friends.

God damn it, girl. Come meet my friends.

Cici!

- Hi, oh my god! - What's up brother?

How's it going?

Oh my god, hey.

How are you?

Good to see you.

- Hey! - Hey!

What up dude?

Hey, how's it going?

Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

Cheers.

Hey, Cici, Cici!

Come meet my friends.

This chick's awesome.

You're gonna love her.

Cici!

Damn it girl, get over here.

Oh, hi.

Gang...

This is Cici.

Cici, this here's the gang.

Whoa, is that your daughter, dude?

Fuck you, benchwarmer.

Dirty Don!

Oh, I see.

We all rode that pined pony once in a while.

Seriously it has been way too long, guys.

And ladies.

Who's ready to do this?

Yeah!

Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink!

Whoo!

Hey how's it going?

- Hey! - Whoo!

- Hey! - How you guys doing?

- Hey! - Get over here.

What's up?

Hey!

Go Eagles!

Hi.

Hey!

A group of high school football heroes returning

to their alma mater for a homecoming game,

vanished without a trace after a night of revelry.

Join us as we uncover the secrets

behind their mysterious disappearance

and the haunting legend of the mascot pig

that still haunts the town to this day.

Man, we used to own this place.

We were kings!

And queens!

Can't forget about the ladies over here, Phillips.

Seriously, guys, how long's it been?

Too damn long, that's how long.

Hey.

20 years, kids still running.

Don't believe I know this little flapper.

Donny you'd tell me you have a kid, I never knew that.

Yeah, I do not coach. Tammy left me.

Ran off with a God damn rodeo clown.

This is Cici, my girl.

Um, not my daughter though.

My main squeeze.

Oh, well God bless ya.

Charmed.

We get done with the homecoming festivities

we gonna party it up at the old spot?

Definitely should.

Oh, hell yeah, I'm into that.

I'm out, I got work in the morning.

Is that place still around?

Didn't a bunch of ghost hunters go missing up there?

Oh, I don't know if we should.

That's something we should definitely do.

Coach, you coming?

I'd love to boys, but my old liver,

it just can't take that kind of fun anymore.

Oh, come on, coach.

We're here all together after all this time.

Well, we're not all here. What about Wendell?

You know, I urge y'all all just to

go out and have a blast.

Live your damn lives while you can.

That's my advice.

All right, I gotta get down to the fields.

Oink, oink!

Good seeing you all.

Knock 'em dead, Coach.

I will.

Knock 'em dead, Coach.

I really will.