Cek Toko Sebelah: The Series

We have to go on a protest.

If we don't, what will we become?

How about we...

go on a silent protest?

So if Erwin talk to us, we just ignore him.

This is good.

Don't talk too much. Just work, work and work.

He's not realizing our act?

Relax. More acts are coming.

Come on, Jak. You're a rabble-rouser.

So let's just go our separate ways, okay?

Okay! I'm out of this store!

I promise I will never set foot here again!

(Episode 10 We Miss Ojak)

Welcome to Skak Mart. We hope you enjoy shopping here.

Welcome to Skak Mart. We hope you enjoy shopping here.

People here are arrogant.

You're not being sweet enough. Be more sweet.

Let's practice. Come on, greet people sweetly.

Welcome to Skak Mart. We hope you enjoy shopping here.

That's not being sweet.

That's being insane.

You're being short.

- Can I try these boxers? - No, sir.

How am I supposed to know whether they fit or not?

- Let me try okay? - Don't, sir!

Sir, please don't!

Brother Aming?

Why are you here?

Yeah, bro.

Morning delivery!

New uniform!

This one's for Naryo.

This one's for Yadi.

And this one's for Brother Amiauw.

Who's that one for, Win?

This one was for Ojak.

What is this?

We have to wear uniform. We look like SPGs, you know?

- Right, Miauw? - Yeah, and they have sleeves.

How am I supposed to scratch my armpits?

So tacky.

Right, Yo? Yo?

Yo? Naryo!

Why you look happy?

No. What is this? The style is so manly.

And look at the color... Purple.

What are we, widows?

So that's the story, bro.

Thanks, bro.

Thanks for what? Help me check my boxer's size.

- For real, bro? - Seriously.

- Come on, hurry. - Goodness, bro.

It's alright, just check inside.

The label's inside.

Yes, I know it's inside. That's why I ask you to check it.

Hurry, look inside.

- It's 44, bro! - Forty-four.

That means 42.

Hey, gosh, you're wearing uniforms.

Like a female organization.

This one is so tight.

What do you want to buy, ma'am?

The usual, I'm looking for rice.

What kind of rice, ma'am?

Gosh, which kind? I forgot.

I'm usually served by Ojak.

Mrs. Nyoto.

What's the matter? Can I help you?

- I'm looking for some rice. - Which kind?

Which one indeed? I forgot which one.

She's usually served by O...

That guy.

He is no longer with us, ma'am.

Goodness! May he rest in peace!

I've told him not to stay up late!

Don't hang around the toilet!

- Lot's of germs! - No, no!

It's not that, I mean he resigned.

Fine then. I'm not buying the rice.

No... Ma'am, it's okay.

I'll help you. Let me help...

Ma'am, let me help you.

- Yes, miss? - Is Yadi here?

Yadi is here. Yadi?

- Yadi? - Yeah?

- What are you looking for? - I'm looking for Ojak.

Yeah, Dad. How's it going?

Win, I'm on my way to the airport.

I'll arrive around this afternoon.

Okay. Take care, Dad.

- Okay, Win. Bye . - Bye.

("DEF" Batteries ABC No More!)

How about I cheer you up with a guessing game?

Name an animal that can sing dangdut .

- Ask me, "What?" Like that. - What?

Cheetah.

Cheetah Citata.

No? Okay.

I have a riddle myself.

What's the most tragic song?

What song?

Ojak is not here

(Sempurna A-Mis Fish-flavored Cigarette)

Thanks, ma'am.

Saipul.

What's the matter, brother?

Do you have a funny story?

Why would a bread seller have a funny story?

I have bread loaves.

- None? - None.

Okay then.

I was going to buy all of your breads if you have one.

So there's this guy, see? He has three daughters.

- Tini, Wati... - Not for me.

Go cheer the guys.

- Please. - Now?

Them?

My bosses.

Why are you all frowning?

Like online drivers with a broken cellphone.

No, look. I have a funny story.

There was this competition to find who has the most kids.

It was held in GBK stadium.

The participants are Indonesia. The host, right?

America and England. The American walked in.

He has a bus full of kids. The whole stadium appalauded.

The English man walked in.

He has a truck full of kids. The whole stadium appalauded.

The Indonesian walked in.

He was alone. The committee asked,

Where are your kids, sir?

He was like this.

The whole stadium went, "Papa! Papa!"

Papa!

- Isn't that crazy? - So the whole stadium are his kids?

That's a lot of kids. Did he win? He should win, right?

- Did he win? - Yeah, he won.

Hey, I'm gonna check the bills.

I'll go arrange the soy sauce bottle.

Pul, I'm going to unbox the crackers.

Record it, I'll subscribe you.

You had to explain the joke, bro. They all ran away.

It wasn't funny.

Then what about my breads?

Anyone wants some bread?

I'm going to the toilet.

(Boom Deer!!! Youtubers Detergent)

Excuse me.

Hey, be gone!

Don't stay up all night

You're noisy. Don't sing. Go.

So I can't sing?

Okay.

Don't stay up all night!

If you have no purpose!

- Alright! - You can stay up all night!

If it's necessary!

Just a bread?

Our art cannot be appreciated by mere breads!

Yes, it can!

This much will do.

Our art is compromisable.

That's what you get when a newborn

were told by his parents to go on an adventure.

That's not a newborn.

That's the placenta. Knock on wood.

What's wrong? It's only shaved ice in there.

Yadi!

This is your child, Yad!

Hey!

Don't take them all!

You said I can take them.

Here, just one.

Ming, do you still have your Bang-Bang?

I'm out, Mom!

You want a refill?

Sure, Mom!

Hey, that's your parent, keep it down.

It's alright.

Ming, your diet is nothing but intention.

No, it's not.

I'm doing the vegan diet, you know?

I don't eat beef, I don't eat chicken.

Just vegetables and eggs.

Vegan diet doesn't include eggs, Ming.

What? Vegan diet means you don't eat animals.

Eggs aren't animals.

Eggs are from chicken. Chicken is an animal.

What? You think duck eggs come from chicken?

There, there. This will be a long conversation.

I ask you.

Is there any egg that doesn't come from an animal?