The Haunted Cop Shop

"The Haunted Cop Shop"

If this monk wants a donation from chief shun

He's in for a real disappointment

Chief shun will say in his usual Japanese style

I'm really sorry,

I really have no money for you

I'm really sorry, sir

I'm really sorry, sir

Aren't you 39277

A mid a Buddha

I'm no longer the old 3927

I'm a monk now, my sacerdotal name is Wai Chin

What? This is really too unexpected

Such a gallant policeman turning to buddhism

As your old colleague,

I feel a sense of loss

It's because I was so remorseless those years

That I want to repent and turn to monkhood

Such tragic ending to a beautiful police story

But what brings you here today?

Io test if I've levitated the earthly nature

That is really too deep to understand

What has your levitation test got to do with visting me?

You will never have guessed

You're the one I hated most before I turned monk

But I've come to save you today

That should prove if I've reached levitation

You're out of your mind.

As chief of Police

With such efficient staff under me,

I need your help?

Regardless, I have only two things to warn you

I hope you will he well prepared

First, after midnight on the 7th day from today

You must not let any woman in pink come in here

Or else, this quarter will be harassed by demons

That's really stupid.

You're such an ass. You

Second, you must not swear

Or else, blood will descend upon you

You, you are really too

Macky Kim

yes, sir!

A hit by a mere tennis ball caused blood?

So demoniacal

What's so special on the 7th day from today?

What s so special?

It's the Festival of Yu Jan?

The Festival of Yu Jan?

Who do you think you are?

Move your car!

Can you hear what he said?

I can't hear anything

They look vicious

Hey friend, you're in my way

I'm giving you 5 seconds to remove your car!

5 seconds? 5-4-3-2-1

Five seconds have passed. So, what's going to happen?

Churned my help?

No! Just hold on to my gun

In case I lose control

It's the police!

Sorry Sir, I didn't mean it

No problem. I won't misuse my legal power

This is only a civil case

In not necessary, I will not open fire!

Say no more.

Do you want to fight?

And you, you too, come on, together now

What a heroic cop!

Usually cops think they're really great Just because they carry guns with them.

But not this one, he's a real man!

Don't you want to hit me? Come on!

I won't be jobbing you

They're for real, what are we to do?

The moods of your audience are riding high

You're their idol now. Hang in there!

You're great, sir. There's a real winner in you

Right on!

I feel dazed

Let's call it quits. 1,2,3, we lost!

You win this match fair and square!

Let's do it again some other day

Thank you sir!

Let's go... Thank you!

Bye-bye!

You're the first real manly cop I've ever seen

Thank you!

This is called good public and police relations

This police officer has list the fight,

he'll give the parking space to them!

I think so!

- Is it alright? - Yes, thanks

My friend, you're so smart.

We'll give is back!

Let's go! Bye-bye!

Bye-bye!

We don't need to stoop that low, do we?

We have lost the battle but we've won the war

Come on, smile, we have to keep up our image

I'm going in for those incense stuff.

Smile

Boss!

What do you want to buy, sir?

The usual paper stuff and whatever needed to be burnt on the Feast of Yu Jan

Hurry, please

O.K.

What's happening?

You've caught him, we're still on the street

Will be back before dark. Over.

It's not Mid-Autumn yet, Why the lantern?

What do you kids know? This is a win All Lantern

It's an old tradition to hang it at the doorway

Or the Feast of Yu Ian to keep the ghosts off

That's ridiculous!

This is a Police Headquarter, not a Funeral Parlour

How can them ghosts come in so easily?

That's right

But this is an off metro city district

What if one of them got lost and wandered in?

That's bad for all of us, right?

Yes!

Right you are

You better tie it tight then

Watching movies with me?

I'll think about it

What now?

The usual

I bet no

O.K.

Millie

What are you guys trying to do?

Nothing

Pay up.

I told you she wouldn't be wearing a bra

How come you're right every time?

Simple, are you wearing any socks today?

No!

Why not?

It's been raining for days. They're not dry yet

That's why

If your socks aren't dry,

how can her bra be dry?

That's real logical, you beady eyes

I haven't even touch you yet, why that screaming?

Sir, I'm just doing reaction first

This, I learnt from one of my women

She said the most important is having reaction

The louder she screams, the happier her clients

If you're happy at my reaction,

you won't hit me

I'm not like those youngsters

Pretending to be Rambo even they're beaten half dead

That's so unprofessional. Am I right, Sir?

How are you two doing, sirs?

What now?

Can't find anything

Take off those underpants! Take them off!

Sir, please let me off the hook

I really didn't steal any diamond crucifix

I was in church because I heard the Lord's call

The lord said he wants to save me

Still trying to con us with your stupid stories?

This lord: me, will hit you

to come to your sense

Please don't

This is not the first time you know me

Getting admissible evidence from me is to hear fairy tales

The degree of believability is low

but it's entertaining

As long as we're having fun

Why waste our time arguing?

My partner hasn't crack a case in half a year

Tonight we've the chance to meet again

Help us as a friend. Admit the crime

I'll help you appeal to the judge for leniency

It's not that I don't want to help

But I've got 2 theft convictions.

If again, I'll be jailed

You guys just want to crack a case, right?

See that waste bin in front of this station?

I'm the one who kicked and broke it

That's friend enough, uh?

After all my begging, you still try to deny?

Ghost...

Who is it?

That's scary?

Let's go and check it out!

Where are you guys going?

What about me?

Go check out the library

A ghost?

Who is it?

Why are you dressed like that?

Halloween party?

I don't have a choice. I was forced to strip

What're you looking for? The light switch?

The switch is on the wall,

can't be on the floor?

Have you seen my head?