The Olsen Gang (Olsen-banden)

We'll fix up the cigar shop on Mason Street.

He always has money on Wednesdays: tips, payment.

We wait until the night watch has done his round.

We camouflage and be careful not to attract attention.

We cut a hole in the window, to avoid the alarm.

Kjeld provides a cutting diamond and tape, while Benny keeps watch

- Shh! - Yes, I will.

Hole must be taped down so it does not fall down and make a spectacle.

Should unforeseen events occur, for God's sake do not run.

Go quietly, as if it did not bother you.

Well, Olsen. So we separate for now.

- It will not last long. - I do not know.

Maybe you will keep out of trouble?

In the future we could meet under more amicable circumstances.

Got a match?

The same applies to the two gentlemen.

It will be my privilege to follow the masters' comings and goings.

It should be a pleasure to get gentlemen behind the starched curtains.

If you were to do numbers, so it's not with me.

- Goodbye, goodbye. - Matches.

- What did you say? - Matches, do I have to beg?

Sorry, you probably... You probably had not thought sorry.

Maintained.

- So it has not been easy. - It will get better.

Egon will be damn fine.

We have confirmation. It costs even if you are insured.

Then came the little one. Yvonne could not work for four weeks.

Birger is in the realm if not for Benny's scam at the racecourse

Fucking Good. 400 for a fiver.

It's gonna be different. I have plans. Big plans.

Course. I've always said. Egon will be damn fine.

Cheers, Egon. It's damn nice to see you again.

- Just wait. Egon has a skideg - That's good.

- How is it upstairs? - You still have both house and home.

Conny has put crosses in the almanac every day for two years.

- What is it? - Customers. Look yourself.

- You should call home immediately. - So I better

If you're kidding me...

Egon, is that you, your little moped. Welcome home.

You have become so small. They give nothing to eat, those stupid pigs?

- Are you tired? - God, I am not.

Moment, boys.

Can you lend me a 25-penny?

- Here you go. - Thank you.

It is very good with Egon. I do not want, you are in the bulge.

Where do you get money from? When has beer become free?

And then you take the little sister. She's a child!

But she's so great. She's sleeping like an angel.

What? Yes, I would like to.

A large Snevit in the bag.

And two bunches of parsley.

How about a half a raisin cake?

No, of course. That's nonsense.

Kjeld and Benny, meeting time.

- Kjeld! - Yes.

You come straight home. You keep from going upstairs.

Hello, Egon. How is it so long ago.

- You look the same. - He was a little pale beak.

- You need to get him to Fatten up. - Never mind, lean taps.

- Welcome home. - Thank you, girls.

- Where is Ulla? - At work.

- Ulla moved in last year. - It's our little movie star.

She's my fiancee. I'm her manager.

- Shouldn't we have a little one? - No, now you have to peel off.

We have business. Bok-bok-bok

- Come here, Kjeld. - Yvonne waiting.

- Come on, we have things to talk about. - I certainly thought it was important.

Yes, you sure as hell never been out for something so important.

Look. Do you want to become millionaires?

- How do you mean? - I have a great trick.

We could use a few pennies.

Listen. This is a business about millions.

So many millions that we can all have a couple.

- I'd better - Hold on, Kjeld.

It's a big matter at international level.

Is it porn? I knew it! Fucking great, Egon. I knew it.

Ulla, my fiancee got offered a contract from abroad.

- No, no, no! - Oh, no. Course.

Is there anything I can help you with?

They can very easily find it. It is divided into topics.

Here we have department for ladies on gentlemen / gentlemen on ladies.

And here we have for ladies on ladies, and there for gentlemen on gentlemen.

And over there, the latest one with animals and so on.

- What do you want, my little friend? - May I have a Donald Duck?

I have to talk to my manager.

Are you dizzy? With your talents, gifts, equipment? Aye, aye.

- I promised not to sign. - They come from all over the world.

- Do not go to waste. - Bye, bye.

What action.

Know what she has? Star quality. What the whole world yearns for.

Aye, aye, aye'-

- Sorry. - It does not matter.

We are used to the gentlemen Being excited to be here.

- It's you. - Yes, do you want my autograph?

Detective Mortensen. Come with me.

We must change our style. We need to expand our format.

I took the opportunity studying methods abroad.

We had library and a cinema in prison.

- I'll have to go upstairs. - I have a meeting with Ulla.

Do not worry. This time they get away.

We get them eventually. Crime does not pay.

Might as well quit now. We are on the trail of the traffickers.

Before long the trap. Then it's about not getting stuck.

Don't run me around the corner. Look at the example image.

They say that the young man in the picture is your fiancee.

But the young man in the picture can not possibly have taken the photograph

- What do you say as to that? - Self-timer.

Mortensen here.

Good day, sir. I have a witness interrogation.

Sharp Inquiry... Now, we're done. I have received valuable information.

Yes, sir. I'll be right there.

So you may go.

Let it be a warning.

You lucky bastard. We're done with them here.

- What did he want? - I do not know.

- He can not afford - He was very sweet.

Benny, what about the contract? I can get 5,000.

No, I have other plans, big plans.

We need to change our style and expand our format.

We'll go abroad start for ourselves.

You have to keep your mouth shut about it, but in a few days daddy here will be a millionaire.

- Are you sure? - Egon has a great trick.

- Sir. - It is an important task.

- I would not want to give this matter up. - I'll take it.

Thank you. I have just found a very interesting case.

- What is it about? - This one.

- What is it? - The so-called Kejseropsats.

One of the most splendid among The crown jewels of the Hohenzollers.

On the occasion of the German Culture Week an exhibition of cultural relics.

Kejseropsatsen is the main attraction. It is rated to 12 million kr.

- What does it represent? - The basic idea is the virgin of Lorelei.

She sits there in gold. In her hand she holds world's largest diamond.

Under her runs the Rhine, reproduced in pearls, amethyst and emeralds.

Over the diamond is a sacrificial bowl of pure gold.

Emperor Wilhelm II used it to to keep his false teeth.

It is not a question of money. There are national feelings at stake.

Do not let it go wrong. It can have consequences: NATO, EC.

Measures are being taken but the minister has asked me -

- to let my most reliable and talented employee take custody.

- Thank you. - I have great plans for you.

The minister is personally interested in the case. God be with you.

Sir.

All doors and windows are secured from theft. The electrical grid is replaced.

We have set "No Parking" signs to ensure visibility and control.

As for the showcase

With wishes to strengthen the thousand year old ties of friendship, -

- Which has resulted culturally -

- It is my pleasure and honor to declare the exhibition open.

It is a totally new design, which works as follows: -

- touching the display case, sends the display down in a shaft.

At the same time, alarms ring, -

- and a signal goes directly to Police Headquarters and the German Embassy.

I would venture to say that nothing can actually happen.

I would like to see them, who dare to try.

It will be an easy and pleasant job. One can sit here and watch it all.

- Is there 12 million worth? - Ten. But be quiet and act normal!

Not now, Olsen. You can just give up.

- Is that you, Mr. Mortensen? - It can not be done.

It's not for clumsy third rank amateurs like you.

- You must have misunderstood something. - We are just at the exhibition.

- We are very interested. - Is it forbidden to be cultural?

Olsen, you just have to remember one thing: I am here all the time.

God no. Mallorca. Is it really for real?

Yes, yes. It should look like a regular holiday.

Unbelievable! I have always wanted to go.

- Ulla will be there also. - Oh no.

It is one of the main principles. No women.

- It's women who destroy everything. - Maybe I should not?

- And what about the children? - Honey, do not do this.

This is our chance of a lifetime. When it is finished, we are millionaires.

If me and the kids do not come along, Kjeld is not allowed.

Here we go and find every possibility, and then something funny happens

All right, then we'll do it.

- Also Ulla? - Yes, yes, in the name of God.

There is a departure Wednesday 15:15. Benny provide tickets.

Wednesday, I can not do. I have not a shred and must provide for children.

The exhibition lasts only a week.

- We can't afford that. - No, no, no!

Try now to understand it. This is about millions.

We can not hang us in small things.

We need resourcefulness, boldness, courage and heart.

Is it dangerous? Then Kjeld can not help.

No, it's not dangerous, but it's hard, a big job.

We have much to do, every second is costly from now until Wednesday.

I have to see what clothes I have.

Look. The most important thing is timing.

- What? - Everything must be done in time.

The coup takes place late Wednesday, so we can reach the airport -

- before they discover what happened.

It all has to be planned in detail.

Benny takes care of the vehicles.

We will also need Conny's pram. Kjeld, you...

Kjeld! You must clean up tomorrow and cancel the milk and newspaper.

And remember to go to the shoemaker. There are a thousand things to do.

How do we achieve it?

- 9 minutes and 27 seconds. - It can go faster.

No. It must be realistic.

26 seconds.

13 meters.

They say that the west highway will go through this.