Mr. Robot

So, what do we got?

Terry Colby was involved in the cover-up

of the Washington Township toxic waste scandal.

What do we need to prove our case?

Someone who was there when the decision was made

to falsify chemical waste intel.

Get the hell away from my home. Get away from my home!

Elliot, what is going on with you?

I cannot help you if you keep me in the dark.

We got problems.

The Dark Army is bailing.

It's not over.

We'll find a way, just not tonight.

How do you not blow your brains out married to him?

You want to watch me piss too?

- Scott, a misunderstanding... - Happy to pull my dick out for you.

Elliot!

- Where is she? - I told you you'd get her back, bro.

Shit!

Shit!

Open up!

I'm bleeding all over the hallway!

It's a life-or-death situation out here!

Look, I know you're in there. I just saw you go in.

Open up!

I'm looking...

Well, are you just gonna stand there?

Get me a glass of water, dummy.

Can I use this? Thanks.

My niece gave him to me.

I haven't even named him yet. God.

Do you know the pressure of an ecstatic six-year-old?

I mean, I kill that thing, and her whole world collapses.

I like what you did with the place.

Hmm.

Yeah, nice setup. Still like mine better though.

Yo, let me know if you want a top-shelf hookup.

Actually, now that I have you...

will you help me move a dresser... Mr. Muscles?

Okay, come on. Just come on.

Man 'N' Van is getting way too legit.

They used to just be, like, drummers

with their mom's Honda Odysseys.

Now it's an actual company in Queens.

I mean, the guys are literally men in vans.

I'd buy morphine from you,

if you could also get me Suboxone.

Well, it's pretty much impossible to get Suboxone.

My supplier doesn't have it.

I saw this song live once. It was so rad.

Don't you just love hearing your favorite songs in person,

like, half deaf from the speakers,

- everyone going nuts around you? - No.

Direct. I respect that.

I just hate concerts.

Lots of people.

- You don't like people, huh? - Not most of them, no.

Okay.

Well, so by that rationale, if you were

to really like one person, it'd be, like,

considered an aberration or an abnormality

- or special, even. - I guess.

Well, I aim for special,

so challenge accepted.

I wish we already knew each other.

Would make this feel less awkward.

- You really feel awkward right now? - Yeah.

Well, then I wish we knew each other too then.

Oh, yikes.

I, um, I'm late. Meeting the girls for drinks.

Oh, um, I'm Shayla.

Elliot.

You know, I do know of a guy who sells Suboxone.

He's supposed to be a fucking psychopath,

but if you want, I can call him.

You might be worth a psychopath.

I don't know. Maybe.

Oh, and keep the fish, you filthy animal.

Sorry I haven't talked to you in a while.

I mean, it's only been a month, which I guess

in the grand scheme of things isn't that long.

Isn't our life like a blip

in the cosmic calender or something?

So that's Shayla.

A blip.

Not even.

Here one blip, gone the next.

Makes me hate myself that I've already gotten used to

the idea of her not being here.

In a year, I'll maybe think about her

every once in a while.

Then she'll become an anecdote, a thing to say.

"I knew a girl that died,"

with the added bonus of, "She died because of me."

- Maybe I should hate myself. - Here are the last two forms.

She's getting rid of me,

in case you're still trying to figure that out.

- Once I... - Sign on the bottom.

Then I'll deliver it to the court,

and in two weeks' time, you'll receive

an official release from the mandate.

That second form means that we've been sitting

- in this room for a year. - Over 52 hours

of Krista's voice bouncing around this room.

She thinks she's a wasted echo. Maybe she is.

I wonder how much time I've spent

- not listening to her in here. - I'm worried about you, Elliot.

I really want you to keep coming here.

We've got a lot more work to do.

She wants more from me

but she doesn't believe in me.

I tried because I believe some part inside of you

- wants to do this right. - You?

Are you on her side?

You should clean your sockets.

Sounds too good to be true, but I'll bite.

- What's the ask? - Given my client has information

that could help your client's case,

we want the meeting restricted to her, Colby, and myself,

- and we want it conducted off-record. - Antara, come on.

- My client won't accept your presence. - Our client pays for ours.

Then you're duty-bound to present him

with any legitimate offer of beneficial evidence.

Of course.

Give us something truly legitimate and beneficial.

You won't even tell us what the hell your client has.

Seth, we've been sitting on opposite sides

of the negotiating table for two decades.

I'm not some joker come out of the woodwork

trying to scam Colby for millions.

I'm giving him the only glimmer of hope he's had.

We'll pass along your offer. Thanks for your time.

Lloyd said you wanted to see me.

Look, I appreciate your commitment to this job.

I really do.

But I don't see how you've plowed through

these last few weeks, so I want to offer you some time off.

- Just some time to... - I don't need time off.

I'm good.

Uh... uh, one more thing.

Look,

I'm so sorry she was taken away, Elliot,

but don't let her death close you off entirely.

Find someone you can be

your honest self with, okay?

I remember when I was a kid, I got into web design

by ripping off sites I liked.

All you had to do was view source on your browser

and there it was, the code.

You could copy-paste it, modify it a little,

put your name on it, and like that, it was your site.

View source.

What if we had that for people?

Would people really want to see?

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Find someone to be your honest self with?

Bullshit.

Really good advice. Thanks.

I quote, "The U.S. contingent of the hacker group Fsociety

"has remained quiet since the upheaval inflicted

"upon the world's largest multinational conglomerate.

"Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson

"released a statement today stating that,

"'These groups lack the resources and knowledge

of the U.S cell to successfully mount an attack.'"

End quote.

- Yeah, so? - We gotta get the Dark Army back.

Dude, I've been trying.

How many times do you want me to hack him?

Do you know how hard hacking a hacker is?

- Cisco switches OSes, like, all the time. - Darlene, we need one meeting.

Yeah, well, I've been using Cisco's handle

to send requests for the past month.

I got nothing.

He's slower than me, but not by much.

If we can talk to whiterose directly...

Whiterose? Whiterose?

Really?

Okay, if the guy even exists,

and that's a big if, no way he's meeting you face-to-face.

For all we know...

this dude's whiterose.

Excuse me!

Are you whiterose?

A likely story.

'Sides, the tape backups already shipped

to all the new Steel Mountain facilities,

and we still haven't found a way around that.

- I got a plan in motion. - And God's laughing.

This is all I have left of her.

I will miss her.

I need to wipe again.

So if you scroll to the next page,

you'll see the summary of capital budgets

- or purchasing and operations. - We get it. The goddamn earning reports

- are gonna look good come Monday. - Our aim is to facilitate bill payment