What Love Looks Like

(singer vocalizing)

Hey babe, how was your day?

Busy.

Busy good?

No, not so much.

Oh yeah?

Well, I'm about ready.

Then we can get going.

No, let's just stay in tonight.

It'll just take a second.

I'm almost done.

No, it was a long day.

We can eat here.

You sure?

We haven't gone out in forever.

Yeah.

What're you doing?

I'm gettin' dressed.

I see that, why?

So I can get going.

You're leaving?

Yeah, it's late.

- I know it's late, but you don't have to leave.

Why would I stay?

Why? I don't know.

Maybe because we just had sex.

Yeah, and now we're done and it's late.

Yeah, you said that already.

I have to wake up early for work.

So set an alarm.

I'm not staying the night.

- So what, this is just a one-night stand then?

Why're you getting upset?

I start work early.

I don't have any clothes here

and there's gonna be traffic in the morning.

It makes no sense for me to stay the night.

You didn't answer my question,

so this is just a one-night stand then.

Well, originally no.

But now, I'm thinking yes.

- Yes? - Look how you're acting.

How I'm acting?

Maybe if you weren't such a self-centered asshole,

you would know that you don't just have sex with somebody

and leave.

Fine, you want me to stay?

I can stay for like 15 more minutes,

will that make you happy?

Just get the hell out.

I said I'd stay.

No, get out.

Fine, psycho.

Asshole.

Hey.

I miss you.

Oh, Sam.

- So it's my friend Jessica's birthday tonight.

Owen,

are you listening?

Yes.

- It's my friend Jessica's birthday tonight.

She asked me to go out with her.

We're gonna be drinking, doing drugs,

dancing with random men.

At some point, we're goin' to the strip club

and I plan on dancing on stage naked.

And if all goes well, I'll probably go home with someone

or multiple someones.

Do you mind?

Owen.

Yeah, what?

I asked you a question.

Yeah babe, whatever you want.

I gotta go to work.

Bye.

Look at her, Cooper.

Yeah. (chuckles softly)

- She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I think today's finally the day I go talk to her.

Yeah, yeah, I know I've been saying that for weeks,

but today's different.

I can feel it.

You know, on second thought,

today really doesn't feel much different

than every other day.

Whatever.

I'm just

Just gonna do it.

I'm gonna go talk to her.

What do I say?

Hi, I like your face.

Yeah, yeah, that'll work out great.

Hey, I'm Theodore and I think you're incredibly pretty.

Since you started coming here,

suddenly all the love songs are about you.

Yeah, no.

Come on, think.

What would Ed Sheeran say?

I'm telling you, he loves that phone

more than he loves me.

The first thing he wakes up to in the morning

and the last thing he sees at night.

If I didn't cook for him, he'd probably forget I even exist.

Hey, knock that crap the F-off!

I will beat you in public.

Is everything okay?

(sighs) Yeah, it's just Austin

bein' a complete idiot like always.

I swear when it comes to that kid,

the bells are ringing, lights are flashing

and the gates were down, but the train isn't coming.

Anyway, what were you saying?

I was telling you about Owen

and how he gives his phone more attention than he does me.

- Right. You know what? When your uncle ignores me,

I just walk around the house naked

or wear his favorite lingerie outfit,

but mainly naked.

Thanks for the visual, Aunt Grace.

I really needed that.

You know what your problem is?

You dress like a schoolteacher

and not in a good, dreamy, sexy way

like a 1950's schoolteacher with tenure.

Thanks.

I'm being serious.

You want his attention, don't you?

Yeah.

- Well, you have to get it from between his legs.

I will keep that in mind.

Dammit, this kid!

If dumb were dirt, we wouldn't have to come to the park

for him to play outside.

I'm gonna have to call you back later.

Bye.

Pick-up lines.

Nope,

nope.

Too offensive.

Too overused.

Okay.

Okay, I think I got one.

Sorry about my dog.