Mustafa Mustafa (முஸ்தபா முஸ்தபா)

Statutory Warning

Karthik, I'm going to surprise you!

This video is my honeymoon gift to you.

Shall we begin?

Let's play!

"With those who drink straight out of the bottle,"

"and with those who flirt day and night,"

"it is important to be cautious when being friends!

Yes its open

I told you to go and get it yesterday!

Ask in the group, if it is, available elsewhere.

-Hey is the beer cold? -What do you mean cold?

-The shop is closed! -They are closed?

-I thought the bar will be open till 2! -We also came thinking the same!

They've closed early since it's Gandhi Jayanthi tomorrow.

Oh no! I forgot it's a dry day!

Can't I get just one beer?

Those girls bought the last 2 cases, in bulk.

Girls!?

There is now competition everywhere because of these girls now.

-Yes that's true! -Ok come let's go!

-Hey ask in the Sunday group. -That is one irritating group!

What do I do now?

Plan B!

All tins will have the same level, are you checking that?

Oh look!

Hey girls! Sorry to disturb!

If you don't mind, this is my favourite brand,

all shops are closed outside, can I get just 2 tins?

If I give you beer, what will you give me?

Hey, I'll pay you, no worries!

Do we look like we are selling in the black market? Get lost!

Yes that's how it seems! Look at her talk!

-Why are you catching his hand? -He looks sad!

Can we give one beer?

Ok I will you one beer.

I don't have change for 500 rupees.

-One beer costs 500 rupees! -What! One beer is 500 rupees?

Take it or leave it.

This is too much!

-You need GST for selling in black! -Give, give quickly!

For 500 rupees, you are all the side dish for today!

-Why is he sitting here? -What party today?

Oh that is... my wedding got cancelled, so I'm giving a party!

Oh no! Why did your wedding get called off?

I uploaded a reel, and he broke it off with me!

This is great! Do people call off wedding for such reasons?

She posted a video with her boyfriend's best friend. That's why!

Atleast for my friend, his scandal leaked two days before his wedding,

his wedding was called off, this reel matter sounds very silly!

What! scandal ?

Sorry, it was slip of the tongue! Thanks for the beer, I'll make a move!

Hey! What scandal? Tell and leave!

All of you are girls, I feel shy!

Did we say we are girls? Here drink this also and tell!

-Is it? -Of course!

Okay

3 2 1 GO

Hi! Hello! I'm your VJ Karthik!

Texila American University presents "Your Time"

Each of us, has a talent, and, this show is to bring out your talent.

Come let's talk to the first caller! Hello!

-Hello, I am Guna from Erode! -Guna how are you?

I'm doing good brother! One more thing,

-you look very handsome brother! -Thank you!

Then brother, you should quit television,

-you should be a hero in movies. -A lot of my fans say the same!

If you start acting, you will be the next Sivakarthikeyan!

Thanks a lot for your love.

If I do get an opportunity, I will act as a hero for your sake.

Ok Guna, what are you going to do now? Joke or mimicry?

-Joke sir! -Ok go ahead and tell!

Sir, I was telling a joke till now!

Guna your voice is not clear.

-I can hear you very well No Guna, I can't hear you!

-The next caller is on line. -Change over!

Hello sir, who is speaking and from where?

Sir, I am Mani from Chooliamedu!

Mani, you should be lucky that you got connected after a long time.

No, I got connected as soon as I tried!

Ok Mani, what are you going to say, mimicry or joke?

-Joke only sir! -You too?

A cat went out to hunt!

-Interesting! A rat got caught by the cat,

the rat told the cat,

don't kill me, I still have duties!

-Duties? -Yes sir!

I have two older sisters, and two younger sisters,

I should only marry them off,

I should only take care of my old parents,

he asked of the cat!

-Do you know what the cat replied? -What did it say?

-You should only guess bro! -That's ok Mani, you tell.

-You tell bro! -You tell Mani!

I will tell the answer..., I am going to tell...

the cat said 'meow, meow'!

Hey this will not work out, go into an ad break!

Hey mad fellow, I will kill you if I catch a hold of you.

Do you think it is so funny for you to laugh so loud?

Cut the call!

Why are you getting worked up like this now?

If they talk like this to a celebrity, how do I so this program?

Let it go!

Even that is ok, did you listen to the joke he said?

The cat said 'meow meow' it seems!

The cat will say 'meow meow' only.

Hey Karthik and Vasu, GM is calling both of you.

-Why is that man calling? -The 'meow' joke was very good!

Let's go!

If I ask you to do your work, see what you have done?

Did you call for us?

TRP list!

Sir, they have forgotten to add our channel's name in this list.

They didn't forget, it didn't show.

If you do shows like this, how will it show?

Sir, most of them are not even aware of our channel.

I was caught by the police last week in Nandanam signal,

I told him our channel's name and, he asked if it is a Youtube Channel.

If you do a show to irritate the callers, they will ask!

What can we do?

Nowadays, you need a pretty girl, to report even an accident.

We can get more viewers, if we can get a glamourous girl to do the show,

our ratings will increase and our channel will be popular.

So you need a pretty girl?

You would've thought of something, why not give me your idea?

Sir! An international idea!

You know Sunny Leone right!

If she does the show, it will attract the youth, we will be popular.

We don't have money to pay Dindugal Leony and you want Sunny Leone!

Next!

Only if we do something like that, we can also become popular!

My friend's daughter is a doctor, do a show with her.

If we do a show with doctor, only patients will watch,

Atleast then we will have viewers.

She is a sports doctor, there are so many views for her reels in insta!

Then everyone will watch on insta itself!

You have to do the show with her, that's it!

-Sir! -Hey then what about Sunny!

Let that girl come tomorrow, and the way I torture her,

she is going to run away.

-May be this guy likes Mia Khalifa! -No I don't like her!

All those kids born in the 90s, who want to marry by falling in love,

need the blessings of God!

Hey where is that doctor?

She has arrived, she's putting on make-up.

-Are we supposed to wait for her? -Ask yourself!

Hey Priya, where is she?

Madam is getting ready.

-Madam! Oh my god! -Here she comes!

Move aside!

Bro... whether you come or not, I will surely come from now!

-Watching TV instead of going to office! -Mom!

I better go to the hospital, and start my work.

Mom!

-What now? -Why are you limping?

No, I am walking properly!

Why not get yourself checked with the doctor!

To the hospital?

Karthi, I'm unable to see properly, I need to see the doctor as well!

Wait, I shall use you for the next time!

-Your mother is normal. -I also said the same thing.

He is the one doing unnecessary things.

-You like your mother very much? -Yes!

From the time, my mom saw you in the hospital the other day,

that girl is so caring, her smile is so cute,

it would be nice if she were to be my daughter-in-law,

she's been saying.

I show the same care to anyone who comes to the hospital.

You are saying so, but she doesn't understand.

She doesn't know the world

Ok that aside, I'm in my kitchen right now,

what should I cook now?

Today is Saturday, your mother will not eat non-veg.

Who told you that?

-I told her! -Mom!

-What happened? -I've been caught!