Stitch! The Movie

Please, come closer.

Have a seat.

Tell me-- what makes you think...

you are so qualified for this assignment?

Well, my previous occupation...

was Captain of the Galactic Alliance...

but--ahem--after my last mission, I was retired.

You let Experiment 626 escape.

It wasn't my fault! The little trog--

Calm down!

This job has absolutely nothing to do with 626.

I know what the job is about...

and I believe I know the location...

of the item you seek.

Where is it? Where?

A tiny planet in Gamma Quadrant. They call it Earth.

Hey, Nani, you need some help?

Let me give you a hand.

-Where's Lilo? -She's not with you?

Look, a parking space! Whoa!

Uhh. Uhh.

Ridiculous Earth vehicle. Needs evil genius tune-up.

I am thrilled.

My very first day at an Earth beach.

I've been studying mingling with locals.

Hang loose!

Whatever.

Are you sure woolly one-piece bathing suit...

is from proper century?

Absolutely. Put on your hat.

Have you two seen Lilo?

We thought little girl was with you.

Today, you'll take your rightful place...

as part of the Hawaiian community.

Are you ready?

Hajibah!

Nice skirt, but you don't need to dress up.

Just be yourself.

Unh!

Hi!

Maybe not that much yourself.

Now, remember, in Hawaii...

everybody calls each other "cousin."

Not because we're all related...

because we're one big ohana--

One happy family.

-Mmm. Mmm. -You'll be fine.

Just say, "Aloha, cousin."

Go on.

Aloha, cousin.

No!

I got it.

-Huh? -Huh?

Heh. Aloha, cousin.

Mmm. Smells good.

OK, who wants to slice the pineapple?

Aggataga!

[Motor revving, people shouting]

What happened?

Oh, no.

Not good.

Hey, that's my chain saw.

Whoa!

That blue dude, he's, like, totally freaky.

I told Lilo--no pets.

H-h-hi.

Hi.

Hello.

Ohh.

I brought ice cream.

Ohh.

It wasn't that bad.

After you left, I got to help put out the fire.

Oh. No cousins.

You're a part of our ohana now...

but getting everybody else to like you is harder.

Trust me. I know.

-I'm freaky. -You're different.

You're one of a kind--

like Frankenstein.

Ohh.

You sure you can watch Lilo for a couple of hours?

You two go, have a good time.

Everything here is completely under control.

Aah!

Why, I'm even fixing my very first Earth dinner.

You're fixing dog food.

I know. It makes its own gravy.

Mmm.

Here. Why don't you take this?

Leafy greens?

No. It's money--for pizza.

They deliver.

Really? Fascinating.

Don't worry. They'll be fine.

Yeah, I guess they're OK...

but I think Pleakley tries on my clothes.

Ooh.

Insert tab "A" into chromosome "B."

-Um, Jumba? -Spies!

Oh, 626. What do you want? I'm busy doing genius work here.

Oh. Kanja-ooga.

No cousins? Well, of course not.

We are each one of a kind, you and I--

Evil genius scientist and evil genius creation...

all alone in infinite universe.

Sure, you have maybe found tiny adopted Earth family...

but we have no, as you say, cousins.

Oh.

-Huh? -What is this?

Must be the pizza. I'll get it!

Gantu!

He's come back for Stitch.

Hurry. We can sneak out the back.

-Jumba, where are you going? -I got to take care of thing.

What is that?

What is what?

[Door kicked open, Lilo screams]

You can't have Stitch, you big dummy!

Dinko te fabba.

I'm not fat...

and I'm not here for the failed experiment 626.

Aah! Ooh!

-Stitch! -Where's Jumba?

You must take this and hide.

Oh, no. This is something bad-- evil and bad.

-Take it. Take it. -No. Evil.

-Take it. Take it. -No. Bad.

-Take it. Take it. -No. Evil.

-Take it. Take it. -No. Bad.

Very funny.

Not to make a peep, my little one-eyed one...

or entire galaxy is doomed.

But how am I supposed to breathe?

Jumba Jookiba.

Gantu. Not see long time.

-Where are they? -They? Who they?

The other 625 experiments.

Ha ha ha. You must have me confused...

with other evil genius scientist.

What have we here?

Uh, is ping-pong ball.

Is Earth sport. Like tennis, but tinier.

You're a bad liar, Jumba.

Where are the other experiment pods?

I never discuss scientific research with big dummies.

Then perhaps you'll discuss it...

with your former partner, Dr. Hamsterviel.

Hamsterviel is alive?

And he wants his experiments back.

Jumba?

Help?

He's taking Jumba!

Ookata Jumba.

What?

No!

Jumba!

What are we going to do?

Where are you going?

Wait up!

Jumba and Pleakley's ship.

Don't we need the keys?

Kanjijibe. Zz-zzz.

Ha ha ha!

Thanks for the... Well, I guess it was a date.

-Was it? -We split the bill.

Yeah, but I paid the tip.

David, I'm not ready for a real date yet.

Things are still kind of lolo around here.