The Wedding March (Marcia nuziale)

THE WEDDING MARCH

Wait! Wait!

Let's comb it a little, OK? How'll we look if we don't comb it?

We've already combed it with the hairdryer! - What hairdryer! Look how messy!

Look, here below is all disheveled. - Exaggerated!

Hold it, I'll get the purse.

Walk. Walk, lazy girl!

Hi, Laura! - Hi. Come in. - Our little guy is locked up, right?

Yes, of course!

Very well. - Gigliola dear, you're so beautiful today!

This is Nicola and this is Lamberto. - Very pleased.

Pleased to meet you. - And this is Camilla.

It's a pleasure, Camillina!

Please, do come in.

We're safe with the young man, aren't we? - He's locked up!

Let's go in the living room. - Thank you.

But, you're really sure that your... ? - Sure! He's locked up!

Very good. You see, Camilla.

Is very, very sensitive. An almost neurotic sensitivity.

She's like that.

First she has to get to know things, people,

even furniture, and then, little by little, she familiarizes.

And yours, what's his name? - Luther.

Please, get in. - With pleasure.

Be my guest.

Good! Come on, honey! Look at them! These are your friends.

Your new friends! - I'll get me a whiskey.

Indeed, they'll soon be your new relatives.

Your future in-laws! - And we already love you, Camillina.

Now she's quiet. We can put her down on the floor. But, be a good girl!

Come here, pretty one. Come.

Lamberto, did you see those sweet eyes? - Sure!

But, isn't she a bit chubby? - No.

She's like that only when. . when she has her periods.

She's. . - Want some whiskey, Nicola? - thanks, a little bloated, that's it.

When we thought of marrying her, was then still alive my poor wife Giuditta.

So, do you want this whiskey? - But.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Please don't interrupt me. I'm talking about things... Excuse me.

I was saying, she didn't think of preparing her psychologically.

She's already made friends! - You see?

In short, the poor Camilluccia had to face a coarse beast, vulgar.

A country type, I daresay.

And... she experienced what is commonly called a real shock.

Well, you won't believe this. Nothing! I tell you, nothing!

No excitement! Quite the contrary! - Lamberto, your sherry.

One here, the other there. And that's it!

And I, who knew very well the sensitivity of my Camilluccia...

Where are you going? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Camilla!

I had almost intuited.

Camilluccia, come on!

How cute!

I'm surprised at you!

She never does that at home! - Never mind, no matter. Cute!

She has her fixed hours, her assigned places... everything.

Don't you think it's high time to let in Mr. Luther?

How about it, Gigliola?

Well, for me...

I think that now we can rest assured.

Indeed, perhaps we could. . But why do you keep going back and forth?

What do you think? - What's with you? - Sure, dear. If she's quiet.

We are ready.

Although, she's still a female, eh?

What're you doing? There she goes.

There she goes! Come here! Close! Close!

Come here.

Camillona! You're terrible! - See'? As if she knew who was coming!

It's true that females are always females.

Watch the coquette's eyes! And you say she has no experience.

It's in their blood, right? Say it. - You're hurting me!

Well, here is our little tomboy! - He's got a strength!

Come, let's introduce ourselves!

Already kissing? - Look, she pays you a compliment!

You like Camillina, eh? Let's try to put them down.

Let's see if they make friends, these two beautiful little dogs!

Camilla!? Come. Come, my little one. Come on. Come, Luther.

Luther, don't do that, you scare her!

Come on, stop it Luther! What are you doing?

Bully!

So, when is the wedding?

Pardon me?

We're unable to restrain him, he's become an impossibility.

Well, she's swollen enough. . But I hope that in a fortnight. .

Excuse me a moment.

How goes it'? - They're playing. Look! - How cute!

What are you doing? Luther, you must be gentle with Camillina.

Anyway, if you want, we can talk about it.

Moreover, I think it's right.

I know everything by heart, so I think we can go just on our word.

God forbid, lawyer!

Well, the father is a German champion, a Brandenburg.

The mother is a native of German Switzerland. Also the documents are Swiss.

We went to collect them, my wife and I, in Lugano.

We have French documents.

Gigliola, will you bring me Luther's papers? - There's no need, don't bother!

I see that he attacks, though.

What are you doing?

You know you came here only to play, make friends. .

And that it isn't time yet to...

Come on, leave those panties alone, you bully!

Play, come on.

Play. Play with him, yes!

I told you to play. I'm responsible for you too, y'know?, since you're alone!

Why did I get into this mess?

They're not all like you

with your Camilla! You wouldn't leave her for all the gold in the world!

Okay, okay. Rather, pay attention to what they do.

Not a trace of the documents! They're not in Rome.

Nobody knows where that damn woman put them! We've found everything:

The marriage certificate, my poor wife's death certificate,

but not Camilla's pedigree! - Look well, you'll find it.

Yes! And if I don't? - We'll make another one.

Make another pedigree? A Swiss pedigree? I mean, are you joking?

Don't you know that without pedigree we can forget about the wedding? - Come on!

So, careful they don't do what they mustn't do yet.

What should they do, with those ridiculous panties?

What do you mean ridiculous? The vet prescribed them!

My vet, who is one of the best. - Ugh! What a bore!

How'? How can I find it, in the midst of this. .

Of this mess?

What are you doing? What are you doing here?

You neurotic, she hysterical! Who knows what kind of offspring will be born!

Not a chance!

Here it is! In the album of Pope John!

100 years, I could look for it before finding it! 100 years!

Where are you taking me? What's up? What did you see?

Buzz off! Go away!

What are you doing? And you, don't you see that dog? Pay attention!

Go away! Go away!

If I don't look out the window I'm ruined! A dog two yards long! Shame!

And you want me to marry you! I can't even give you a small task!

I can't understand animals. You're right, sweetheart, but that's how I am.

Only now you bark, eh? Nice head of family you are!

You should react before, not now! You're like all cuckolds, who react late!

Lamberto Ferlazzo, real-estate agent.

Lawyer Nicola Caraviglio.

For what deed, excuse me?

Marriage.

Papers, please.

Here...

Camilla. . De Pompadour.

Daughter of Loutenon and Mimi Pinson.

Magnificent!

Superb pedigree!

It's really a pleasure. Congratulations!

And the nuptials, when?

Tomorrow or the day after. Professor Coribaldo will decide. - Excellent!

An illustrious veterinarian!

You really did well to get into his hands.

Even Soraya went to him.

And before, also Liz Taylor and Robert Burton were his clients.

Oh, great deal of money, big money, but aristocracy, if I may say, . .

Little, very little.

Well, poor animals!

A signature, please.

The pen.

Three thousand lire for registration, and as for me, what you deem fit.

Come in, please.

Good morning.

Look, how beautiful! - White horse, my luck!

That's a sorrel!

How are you, Camilla? We already met yesterday. A bit excited, right?

Well, you know. .

How he moves! He's nervous! - Let him walk!

And in ten minutes, give him the syrup!

He's an old English gentleman's. This is the groom? - Yes.

Lets see, let's see. His name? - Luther. - Nice meeting you. Come without fear.

Beautiful specimen! Quiet, Luther, eh? I've got to give a look.

We can see that you're a nice stud!

Don't look! Don't look!

Come with me. Let's look at this horsey.

See the beautiful horsey? See?

One never examines enough!

Sure, examine him.

However, he was examined by our family doctor, professor Pizzi-Lombardo.

Ah, yes! A young man who'll go far.

Quiet, Luther! Quiet! Because I'm stronger than you!

Joking, joking, and then instead... Let's hope so!

“Let's hope so" what? You make me laugh. - Then laugh on your own.

You're right to be satisfied, madam. He's really a beautiful specimen.

Glands well developed, strong, very healthy. An excellent choice!

Here.

Nurse!

If you knew the fear! As if they did it to me!

As a way of saying. .

Please.

Article 1:

Before using, for reproduction, a stud or a bitch... " etcetera, etcetera.

Article 2: “For dogs born after January 1, 1963", etc.

Article 3: "Carried out such checks, the owner. . "etc.

You're already aware. Would you sign, please?

Yes, professor. Dear, will you pass me the document? Immediately, professor...

Laura, at least the dog, one moment only. - Hold Lutero, and be careful.

Done!

Thank you. Now I'll sign.

Hold her well, hold her well. Okay, give her to me.

Luther, Camilla, . .

Your time has come. This way please.