Grey's Anatomy

Previously on Grey's Anatomy...

Can I have the key back?

I heard we broke up, so I want it back. Can it have it, please?

Did you find an apartment yet? 'Cause I was thinking about getting one.

Can you make sure I stay on Dr. Hahn's cardio service?

Where you guys going? You going to Joe's?

I'll come meet you.

I can't sleep. What's wrong with me?

- Severe abandonment issues. - Psych is crap.

Derek kissed Rose?

Yesterday we were dating other people.

- That's not the point. - You weren't ready.

And Rose is?

You want to go to dinner with me tonight?

We like to think that we are rational beings...

humane...

conscientious...

civilized...

thoughtful.

This is your third session,

and you still haven't said anything yet.

Now while I love the quiet time, I'm...

I read a study that...

says that just the act of

going to therapy

is beneficial, even if you don't say anything, even if you just sit.

So you thought you'd come here and just sit?

That's how you're gonna solve your problems?

- I don't have problems. - What brings you here?

But when things fall apart...

even just a little...

it becomes clear...

we're no better than animals.

It's not that bad.

I mean, once we get rid of the roaches, the apartment...

The crapartment.

George, this is our home. We'll fix it up.

- With what money? - We'll figure it out.

Look, I like it here,

and I would like it here so much more if you would like it here, too.

we have opposable thumbs...

Look, I'm fine.

It's just...

I just haven't been sleeping. You know, it's a... the...

just been five weeks, and I can't sleep.

Five weeks since what?

Look...

I work in this hospital.

I try not to listen to gossip, but this is a very gossipy place.

So there are some things that I've heard.

Derek's not the reason I'm...

here. He's not the reason.

Then what brings you here?

You know, I gotta go. I'm in this contest.

Dr. Grey, if you jus...

We think...

we walk erect...

I'm up!

We speak...

we dream...

but deep down,

we're all still rooting around in the primordial ooze,

biting,

clawing, scratching out an existence

in the cold, dark world like the rest of the tree toads and sloths.

There's a contest going on.

Sir?

Your residents...

they've been living in the hospital around-the-clock for the last 14 days,

engaged in a surgical contest with a point system.

I don't know what you're talking about.

They're committed. It's commitment.

It's a lion fight.

Okay, I have one baby to get to day care.

I have 50 residents on my watch, four surgeries on my schedule.

The lions can fight all they want. I'm not a zookeeper.

Keep your animals under control.

Yes, sir.

Move it!

She's wretched...

and mean.

She's not.

You know, I heard one of the nurses saying

that they've only been on five dates.

Yeah,'cause Derek knows she's wretched, and she's mean.

What did you do to your hair?

You guys,

I know you're trying to make me feel better,

but I have to tell you,

this pausing to talk about Rose and Derek, it just means...

- I'm gonna win. - You bitch! What?!

Keeping it clean was getting in the way of the contest,

so I chopped it off last night.

It just makes me faster and sleeker, like a cheetah.

You chopped off all your hot hair for a stupid contest?

Not stupid. Rock star contest. Best contest ever.

You should try living in the hospital for two straight weeks, George.

It's amazing.

- This contest is for residents only. - Yes! I know that.

Doesn't mean he can't still live here.

I feel juiced and alive, and my brain is clicking and running.

I have never been more on my game.

I'm kinda sad the contest ends tonight.

- I'm not. I want that prize. - What prize?

Bailey won't tell us. But I want it. I want it bad.

Too bad you're never gonna get it.

So on my game!

I'll talk to you later.

Bye.

Good morning. Thank you.

What do you see in her?

Is it the hot sex? Is she an animal? Is she a bobcat?

- Mark. - Come on.

Lady on the streets, tramp in the sheets. Am I right?

Oh, yeah. She's amazing. Hot, sweaty.

Very dirty, hot, sweaty sex.

You haven't slept with her yet, have you?

She's waiting until we're serious.

She has morals. She's a lady.

Besides, you know what's better than sex?

- What? - Anticipation.

Anticipation, my friend.

Why didn't anybody wake me?

Why would we help you?

There's such a thing as honor.

Yeah, it's dog-eat-dog, Karev. Suck it up.

I'm so not doing this.

- You so are gonna do it. - I'm so not.

Callie.

- You... came in with Dr. Hahn? - Erica? Yeah.

We went out last night, and then it got kinda late with the dancing and the...

anyway...

we never made it home, so I hitched a ride here.

- You're hanging out with Dr. Hahn? - Erica. Yes.

So you and Hahn are friends?

Erica.

See, this is the downside of the contest.

I'm stuck here all the time, and Callie's living in my apartment

and hanging out with Hahn.

I bet they're just trying to pick up guys.

I'm so glad I'm past that.

I don't need guys.

I don't need sex'cause this competition is my orgasm.

You know what? I should be hanging out with Hahn.

Cristina, would you focus?

It is so much more fun kicking your ass when you focus.

- Who's winning? - Yang.

- Surprised? - What? Let me see.

I'm 26 points behind? That's not possible. Count again.

What about all the surgeries? Only 3 points for watching.

- You gotta do. - I do do.

I can't make them let me do procedures.

You gotta ask.

You gotta take charge of your own destiny, make it happen, like this.

What do you got?

Otis Sharon, 61-year-old male,

found unconscious on the street corner with a swollen ankle.

Not it.

I don't even know what happened.

Initial B.P. Was 90 over palp.

- Vitals stable after a bolus of N.S. - Okay, he's mine.

- All of you back off. - It's a swollen ankle, iz.

Yeah, he passed out, he's pale, altered, hypotensive, and he's got a rash.

You see a sprained ankle. I see a medical mystery. 80 points.

Stevens is the only one working today?

No. We're all working. We got paged.

For the ankle. It's gone. Now you're trolling for traumas?

Somebody could come in any minute with a critical injury.

- We're being proactive. - We're helping people.

You're trolling.

You're trolling, and I've got no one on post-op and pre-op. Now move.

Help us! Please help!

Help my brother!

I'm gonna get a gurney.

- Help my brother. - Can I get some help out here?!

- We gim. What happened to your hand? - He's bleeding. Stop the bleeding.

- A bear. - A what?

He's really hurt. We tried to stop the bleeding.

We were camping in the mountains.

You drove all the way here?

We couldn't wait for an ambulance.

- I'm fine. - No, you're not.

Let me see your hand.

Sir, let's try to get you on this gurney.

Careful.

Step down right here.

I... intestines in the hands.

- Intestines in the hands. - Did you just say...

Intestine in the hands!

He just touched it. He just...

- just put his hand out. - He touched a bear?

A cub, and then the m... the mother came.

- I bet she did. - Why would he do that?

We go camping all the time. I don't... why...

Okay, try to relax, Mr. Robinson.

All right, get me a chest tube tray, please.

- Did I hear bear attack? - Complete evisceration, chief.

Give me 100 of sux, 20 of etomidate.

Get me an intubation tray and an O.R. room ready now.

Are you gonna put me under?