Huge in France (Huge en France)

Welcome to the United States...

Excuse me. Is there a...

how you say...

"VIP line"? Or...

What?

No.

It's always like this?

Next.

Purpose of your trip?

Visiting the family.

Return?

No. Just arrived.

-When do you plan on returning to France? -Sorry.

Didn't already book yet.

- -Jimi, no return.

What is... who is Jimi?

- -Copy that.

Supervisor. He needs to sign off when someone's been flagged.

Flagged? This happened to me?

Yes, it just happened to you.

And is it bad? Flag?

It ain't good.

Sir, I'm not dangerous at all.

I'm a comedian.

Very famous.

That's all in France?

Yeah.

- Hmm. -What?

I don't know. It's just not...

-Here. -Exactly.

Yeah.

Ooh...

Looks like you've been flagged, too.

Oh.

But he just put the flag, like one minute ago.

Doesn't matter who did it or when.

Once you've been flagged--

Mandatory cavity search.

What is it?

Two hours later.

Hey. It's me.

Gad! Hi. I'm Brian Kurihara.

I'll be your assistant while you're here.

-Took you a while, huh? -Yeah. I don't want to talk about it.

-Cavity search, huh? -What's with the sign?

Why do you need the sign?

Just so you would know that I was the one that--

Yeah, but now everybody knows.

Everybody knows...?

Everybody knows that I'm here. That Gad is in town.

C'est Gad.

You don't need that.

Okay, yeah. Sorry about that.

Oh!

You drive this everyday?

Uh, yeah, it's my only car.

Oh, here. You know, I have a... I can give you a résumé.

That's that one right there.

Okay.

I see you were assistant to David Spade.

Well, actually I shadowed David Spade's assistant.

That's why the asterisk is there.

See. And then if you follow it down to the bottom there,

it says, "shadowed."

-Yeah, but these all have the-- -The asterisk.

-So... -Yeah.

Right. So, I've only shadowed up until this current point in time.

But I'm ready.

You know, I'm very ready.

But this is, how you say,

"shitty." For me, this is.

Okay. Yes, "shitty" would work there, sure.

C'est de la merde.

But, I should add I'm a bit of a comedy nerd.

Student of the arts.

Yeah, you were a fan of Gad and then when you had the opportunity--

Actually, I never heard of you.

Oh, really?

Yeah, but your manager called and he told me you're trying to be a comedian.

Brian, I'm not trying to be a comedian.

I am a comedian

for 25 years.

Huh.

But this is...

In France. Yeah, all in France.

-Yeah. -So.

But do you have anything in the US?

No. But I'm the Seinfeld of France.

Well, I was. I'm more now

the Ray Romano of France.

Why did it change?

Legal reasons. I'm not allowed to talk about it.

Okay. Press no further.

So, should we just get back on the road?

-Yeah. I mean, yeah. -Okay.

episode one

Paris.

One Month Earlier.

Bonsoir Paris !

Hey!

Wow! Your best show in months!

Pfft.

You always say that.

Are you kidding? They loved you!

What do they know?

What's the matter, Baba?

Adrien's here, what do you need?

Please don't massage me.

I'm full-service management.

A little massage is the least I can do

for my favourite client.

Only client.

Only one I need.

Ooh, you are tight...

Of course I am. I'm exhausted!

How many shows do we have left?

If we cancel Toulouse, thirty-four.

Thirty-four...

Adrien, you ever feel like...

you just want a normal life?

Come on, Baba. Not this again.

It's just, we're doing all this.

But what's it for?

What's it for?

You're rich! You're famous! You have so much!

But no one to share it with.

You share it with me, Babito!

Stop thinking so much. Have some fun.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go fuck a little, huh?

-It'll make you feel better. Let's go. -Are you serious?

Can I take a photo?

I promise I won't post it.

-Maybe after? -Okay.

Smile a little.

Shh.

Maybe that's good with the photos.

Sorry, I have to take this.

Yeah, hello.

Hey, is this a bad time?

No, perfect time.

Adrien!

What are you, crazy?

Sorry! She wanted the view!

Go on, get out of here!

Guest room, remember?

-T-shirt? -Why do you need a T-shirt?

I'm staying the night.

Who's that?

-No one. -No one?

I'm no one? Is that what you just told them?

Is someone there?

Third drawer!

I don't care if someone's there!

No. It's okay. No one's here. Tell me--

I heard that!

Look, I just need you to sign something for Luke.

I sent it. So look out for it.

-What is it? -It's nothing.

It has to do with his modeling. Please don't ask a ton of questions.

-He's still doing the modeling? -Yes.

And he's working a lot, actually.

I mean, it's down to him and a couple guys for a Sunglass Hut shoot.

But why do you let him do this?

It's embarrassing, no?

For you.

For no one else.

He loves it.

He's passionate about it.

Passionate about modeling?

Just sign it and send it back.

This is just a legal guardian thing, so Jason can go with him, okay?

Jason?

My boyfriend, Gad, of like seven years. I've told you about him a million times.

-The actor guy? -Yeah. And...

former professional model.

So, he knows this world inside and out.

Luke is lucky to have a mentor like him.

Yeah, but he's so...

how do you say...

"fucking stupid," no?

Just sign it and send it back to me.

I don't know. It's a very big decision.

It's no decision, at all.

Alright, you're not in his life. It doesn't affect you.

Don't be a pain in the ass!

Oui !

From this day forth,

ye shall no longer refer to me as Prince Deckard.

You must kiss me now.

And send me back to me amphibious ways.

Understand in these days, shall I look upon,

with a heavy heart...

aware...

aware of what used to be...

once...

upon a time.

Brian, what is this?

-The Tropicanyon. -Yeah.

It says it-- It says it there on the sign.