Arie & Silvester - 200% (Arie & Silvester: 200%)

Come here, my love.

What?

This is it.

- This one's it? - This is it. I found it.

- Are you serious? - Yes

I love it.

Well, it's not bad.

Not bad? What do you mean not bad? It's real nice.

It's one of those that turns into a bed.

Why do you want a bed?

Well, if we get pregnant, we're going to have a lot of visitors.

Your parents, my mom.

That is true.

But I feel like it's too hard, right?

Seems too basic.

I don't know, it just seems... basic.

But I like it. I like the color.

- The color's nice. - Let me answer this.

Bueno?

- Hi, how are you? - Hey.

Is there anything I could help you with?

- Martin? - Yeah.

Um, I want to see the bed.

Oh, sure, it's really easy to operate.

Okay.

- You just pull these two tabs here. - Yeah.

No, nothing, why?

You lift this piece up.

- Oh. - And then it transforms.

That's really easy.

Yes, I'm actually with her now.

It is pretty big.

- It's comfortable. I like it. - Also very comfortable, as well.

To Chicago?

Ah.

When do you arrive?

Hey, let me call you back later.

Yes, it's just that we're out shopping.

Adiós.

I actually like it.

Looking at the bed convinced me.

Who was that?

You're not going to believe it.

It was Martin.

Martin?

What did he say? What does he want?

That he's coming to Chicago.

- He's coming to Chicago? - Mmm-hmm.

- That's weird. - I know, right?

But it's cool. He can stay with us.

- Are you kidding? - Why not?

We just moved in.

And who cares?

There's no furniture.

There are boxes everywhere.

- Well, but... - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Sí.

If we buy this couch, he can sleep here.

- We'll see. - He'll be the first to use it.

But it's cool! Come here, sit down.

You like it?

A lot.

That's so weird about Martin.

- I know, right? - Mmm-hmm.

Why don't you bring it around the back and I can meet you over there?

- All right. - Does that work?

- Yeah. - Let's do it.

Oh, just watch the counter, guys. Uh, all right, yeah. Just this way.

Right over here in this corner would be best.

Here, right?

- Oh, oh, oh. Is that... - Sorry about that, man.

- It's okay, guys. - All right, it's okay, it's okay.

- Yeah. - It's okay.

Um, all right, great, that's it.

I'm just gonna need you to sign for that.

- Sure. - All right.

- Sorry about that. - Thank you, guys. Bye.

Aye, no. I never get it right.

It's so...

Ready.

It says to wait ten seconds.

I think I'm ovulating.

We're due.

So let's get to work.

- Who's that? - I don't know.

- Are you waiting for someone? - No.

Mmm.

- I'm going to finish. - Mmm-hmm.

What the fuck?

Why don't you go check?

I will go now...

- Want me to go check? - No, I'll go.

Okay.

- Hey! - Hey!

- How are you, Bernardo? - How are you?

You got here early.

What's up with those shorts?

Come in! Were you smoking or what?

You going to be in a show or what?

It's because they are reflective.

Yeah, but I can't believe you have them on.

Make yourself at home.

- So this is your new place? - Yeah.

Were you smoking?

- What? - Weed?

- Yeah! Who cares? - Who is it, my love?

- Hey! Hola! - Look who it is.

- It's good to see you. - Likewise. How are you?

Good. I missed you guys.

I thought you were arriving in the evening.

I was gonna arrive later...

but I got here early.

Do you want some?

No, Bernie doesn't like me to smoke pot.

Since when?

Since a good while.

- Are you serious? - Sí.

Yes, and look at that mess you made.

What are you talking about?

What do you mean what am I talking about?

The sofa is new and you're getting it all dirty.

Mmm.

No, no, do that outside! Please.

- Are you serious? - Yes, it's going to make the house smell.

Why are you kneeling?

Please, just go outside already. This is not cool.

Okay, okay, I'll go outside.

How many women have you photographed?

Oh, man, I don't know. Haven't been keeping track.

- But it's a lot? - Yes, a lot. Cheers.

- Let's toast to our friendship. - Mmm-hmm.

Cheers.

I missed you.

Ah! The night is young, right?

- Let's celebrate. - Sí?

Sure.

What do you want to do?

I don't know. I came to Chicago to visit you two,

get to know the city.

- Yes, it's still early. - Let's go dancing! Hmm?

Oh, wow, we haven't gone out dancing in years, right?

- Yes, it's been a long time. - Sí.

Actually, we've never gone out dancing.

- At your cousin's wedding. - You're right.

You mean to tell me, Bernie, you don't take her out dancing?

You have to take her out! You guys don't go out?

It's just that in Chicago...

He's always busy.

Chicago is not a great city to go out.

No?

- I don't know. - Bernie...

You have to enjoy life!

- Another toast. - Oh, okay.

To living life!

To freedom!

I'm sorry we're not going out.

- But here are the keys. - Okay.

It's your house now.

You two are like old people.

- What, why? - Thanks.

I'm going to head out. If anything, just text me.

- Sí... - Don't be home late.

No, Mom!

All these years go by and you think someone's going to change...

and they keep doing the same shit.

Baby, why would you think he's going to change?

He's the most immature person we know.

But he's very funny...

I don't know, he makes me laugh.

Yeah, I've noticed.

What? It bothers you that he makes me laugh?

- I don't know. Give me that. - What's wrong with you?

Oh, nothing. I wanted to see if you also noticed how sarcastic he is.

But you know that's how he is. I don't know why you let it bother you.

- Why do you let it get to you? - He never doubted... I don't know.

You should just relax.

What's so funny?

Nothing.

It feels like it's getting dry, doesn't it?

- Do you want to stop? - No, it's fine. One second...

- Okay, there. - Okay.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

- Want me to move a different way? - No, you're fine.

Okay.

Just like that.

Right there.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Why?

You're acting kind of weird.

Do you still have feelings when you see him?

- Martin? - Sí.

No, my love. Why would you think that?

It's only natural. You two were together for years.

Yes, but... that was the past.

He did a lot of shitty things.

I have no feelings for him.

That was the past.

You make me very happy.

I have nothing against him, he's very funny.