Ang unang 200 linya.
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What's your best price?
I can go down to to 1,7, but any less than that and I am losing money.
It's from 1968? - Late 1968.
And you're still selling it for 4,000 francs more than the average price...
Leather inside, stereo, new tires. I could get 20,000 francs for it.
This car has a new paintjob!
But look mister, it's brand new!
- Eight years old! - I tell you, it's a new one!
It still has 90,000 kilometers!
But the engine has been refurbished; brand new!
Also new?! Well, if everything is new, you should sell it for 1 million more!
In this garage, as soon as a car is for sale
it becomes my responsibility. I guarantee it to you, that's all!
Ok, I'll take it. 1,5 million.
1,7, no less!
No, no, it's much too expensive!
No, it's not possible! The rocker panels are dead!
It doesn't have the tires for an "S".
It's a "T"!
And this: look at the rubbers!
- They are all burnt! - Then I'll change the rubbers.
No, this car is not fresh!
- Are you in a hurry? - No, no, I am not.
- We can give it a try? - Right now?
Yes, does that bother you?
You are a buyer?
No, I just came to buy some carrots!
What are you doing?
No, I am driving the car; otherwise, I have no interest in trying.
- Can we ride to the highway? - Yes.
"M. Jacques is called at the workshop please."
I don't understand!
It comes from the radials.
The gearbox is dead!
- Mister... Kloukewski. - Yes?
Tell me: This car is absolutely new!
Excuse me.
Who checked this engine?
M. Lambert was supposed to go to the south with his Chevrolet.
But he can't, he's taking a plane.
He wants us to bring it for him tomorrow, Sunday at 5, near Cannes.
I have no one available. You should be leaving in one hour.
It's impossible!
He is an important customer! I gave him my word.
I tell you I can't do it, it is not possible.
My wife is waiting for me; we are going to Dunkerque!
I promised. I'm counting on you.
I'm not a driver!
The customer is awaiting an answer. So is it yes?
It's no!
Do you want to be helpful or not?
Do you want to help me or not?!
You have some nerve!
So... The transmission is dead,
There are a couple of small things to be done,
some body work, but... I'll take it the way it is.
But then under the book value!
I didn't ask you to speed up!
Actually, why did you speed up?
Do you want me to open the door for you?
Why not?
Are you kidding?
Are you?
Tomorrow at 5, without fail!
Don't forget to wash it before you arrive.
Make sure it looks immaculate!
- Ah... here comes the Klouk! - Yes.
I'm ready. Coming right now!
Will you wear this one?
- Yes, don't you like it? - Yes, it's beautiful.
I forgot... your razor. Will you go get it?
Hurry up, what are you doing?!
- What's the matter? - I can't go.
What does that mean, you can't go?
Mr. Messager gave me some work. I have to do it.
Otherwise I could lose my job.
I should have known.
Stuff like that only happens to you.
I could have been sure you would not come.
Yes, yes...
Every time there is something that could please me,
something important for me, you are not here!
You are elsewhere.
Seems like you do it on purpose!
Just because I don't come to your parents' silver wedding...
Nothing to do with that! I am always waiting for you!
We are never together, never!
I had to! I can't find a job like that every day!
Fantastic!
But it's not important! It's nothing...
Leave me alone! Just go!
Really lame!
Do your job!
Everything is fine!
It's a normal thing to do!
- Hello, Mrs. Langlois! - Hello, sir!
- Can I see Philippe? - Yes he's in the back.
We got along well. We talked about music. He used to play the clarinet.
- Did he suffer? - Oh yes!
- I want to ask you something. - Listen, drive me quickly to my class.
I am freaking late.
Breathe faster! It doesn't take an hour to breathe!
- I am out of breath here! - No, no, no, no, no!
You should work more on your breathing. Then you wouldn't be tired.
The joy of life!
The eyes are sad!
- Open more for the high! - No, but it's itchy, the singing hurts.
- But you always have something wrong! - I cannot go higher.
You should work every day! With a voice like yours you have to work!
You can't remain a nurse, my child. That is not possible!
You can ask your comrades, they will all agree with me!
Yes, but here I can't, it...
You have to warm up the muscles before singing!
Listen, I tell you, I know what I am doing.
Before class, start with some exercises at home!
I cannot!
With my physical problems. I have seen dozens of doctors.
There aren't two who say the same thing!
One tells you to go for surgery, the other says:
"It's mental, it's all in your head, Mister."
- Turn left here. - I don't trust them.
When I went there, I thought:
"It's OK, that's life, you have to do that to be healthy".
But, I didn't trust them.
It's really scary.
Shit!
Fasten your belt!
In the South, I'll have to get it cleaned. It must be immaculate, as it is.
Thank you!
Put it into the glove compartment!
- We get along well. - Yes!
We have nothing to say, but we get along well.
That's it.
Maybe it's your mustache that I like.
I think that's it, yes.
You want to sell some chervil soup, but it looks like dog food!
Me, I did my job. And I don't feel any responsibility,
Besides, you owe me some cash and you will give it to me.
- Yes on the15th, but it is the 12th! - I need it!
Besides, it's not for me, it's for Camille!
- But she doesn't want to see you! - I don't care, I have a son!
And you know why she doesn't want to see you?
I don't care. I want to see my son!
- Ok, we will see that in Paris. - I want her address, now!
I don't have it, Madeleine does!
I warn you, if you don't give me her address,
I will call the tax and I'll give you to the... the thing there... the auditor.
What?!
What "What"?! Have you seen your bookkeeping?!
That's some cover-up!
But you, you work undeclared!
Yeah, I forgot that. On top of the auditor,
I'll send you the labor inspectors!
You're in deep shit, uh!
Yeah, I knew you weren't a man for her!
- Leave that shit! - Shut the fuck up!
I don't work for free!
Don't think I'm a boy scout! That's enough now.
Aix-en-Provence! Well, I could have searched for a while!
Ah, what a couple you are!
She really did get into a nice mess, my daughter, yeah!
I'll tell you something René: You were a pain in her ass for twenty years!
That's enough now!
She is not your daughter anymore; she is my wife!
You don't even wear your ring!
Come on, buzz off!
- Where do we drop him? - Huh?
- Where do we drop him? - Porte De la Chapelle.
Have you seen the ring road?
Why don't you go through Paris? I can show you a shortcut
that will save you half an hour!
North station, Châtelet, Denfert-Rochereau, and then highway A6.
There is an ashtray here.
- Can I offer you a drink? - Sure!
Charlie, my best friend!
Robert, my favorite girlfriend! How are you, my chick?
- Not bad, buddy, and you? - I am good.
- Guys, what are you drinking? - A Perrier with a slice.
- I will take a beer. - Yes.
- Are we eating together? - No we can't, we're in a hurry.
It's on me! Robert, can you give them a table?
- No, no... - Count on me!
Yes! I'll go to my place. I'll be back in 5 minutes!
Well... Anyway, we have to eat!
Can I make a call, please?
Yes, go right, then left after the bar.
Thank you.
- You're Ok? - Yes.
Watch out, it's not dry!
Go on the right. No on the right!
Eh, that's not my right; this is my left!
On your left.
- Where do I go now? - Straight on. And here you jump.
- Did you draw your dole yet? - No, not yet, it's driving me nuts!
Don't worry, it will be really nice when it's done.
When it's done?! I am not doing the ceiling.
Ah, not the ceiling!
- You'll tell me how much I owe you. - Ah no, it's on me!
- Ah no! - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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