All About My Wife (All About My Wife / Nae Anaeui Modeun Geot / 내 아내의 모든 것)

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NAGOYA, JAPAN

This looks great.

- Let's talk later, Mom. - Hey...

And try not to call me.

- I'm not speaking Korean while I'm here. - Wait, honey...

I wonder why my friends don't call.

- International calls don't cost much. - Listen to me.

They only text me sometimes.

- Let me say... - "Have a wonderful day."

What is that?

Then I start wondering if I should reply.

- Let's just hang up. - I shouldn't talk a lot, so don't call.

Bye.

Mommy!

Oh my god! Mom!

This is so scary!

Stay calm.

Mommy!

Are you Korean?

- Yes. - It'll stop soon. Don't worry.

Thank you.

Pull yourself together.

Look into my eyes.

My eyes.

Over here.

It's hard not to worry when the ground is shaking, right?

I know the safest place in Japan. Will you go with me?

I promise you'll feel safe there.

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Uenogiri.

A Japanese seismic design architect I admire.

He built this house for his wife,

so this is the safest place on earth.

You don't have to worry now.

I'm serious.

I study this field, so I know.

An international student?

You don't speak Korean well?

Are you Japanese-Korean?

I promised myself to only speak Japanese while I'm here.

You're keeping that promise even in an earthquake.

That's amazing.

Please speak more slowly.

I don't speak Japanese very well.

Are you a student?

I came to learn how to cook.

I was bored.

Then you must be a great cook.

Have some tea.

Nothing is happening.

There's really nothing happening.

Oh.

It's your cell phone vibrating, not an earthquake.

Hey.

Let me buy you lunch.

It's really an honor to meet such a beautiful woman.

Do you like gyudon?

- HONEY? SWEETIE! - BABY? BOO!

- WHY STOP? :-( - JUST KISS HER!

TOKYO CITY 100 DAYS

- IT'S BEEN 100 DAYS <3 - LET'S CELEBRATE BY...

NAGOYA

- AM I PRETTY? - MAKEUP WOULDN'T HURT

SUNSHINE SAKAE

- I WANT YOU - THEN YOU HAVE ME!

200 DAYS PACHINKO

- I'M GOOD! -I'M GOOD AT OTHER THINGS...

300 DAYS SEOUL

-( - MY BACK!

- SO INCONSIDERATE! - GET A ROOM!

- LET'S GO SOMEWHERE QUIET - YOU READ MY MIND

- I LOVE YOU - I LOVE YOU MORE

- WHAT DO YOU WANNA EAT? - You!

IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE

- I WANNA WAKE UP WITH YOU! - MAKE ME YOURS!

- YOU'RE MINE FOREVER! - LET'S HAVE THREE KIDS!

SEVEN YEARS LATER

NO NEWSPAPERS PLEASE!

Excuse me, sir!

The sign says "no newspapers”.

- I didn't see it. - It's been up for a week.

- Give me a better excuse. - But your subscription is...

I was trying to be as polite as possible,

so I even wrote "please”.

I didn't write anything mean because I thought you'd understand.

- That gift comes with a subscription... - This thing?

The brakes broke after two rides.

What if I were going downhill?

I could've gotten hit by a car and died thinking,

I shouldn't have taken that newspaper.

- Lady, it could've been your fault... - Excuse me? Lady?

Don't you dare call me "lady" just because I won't subscribe!

- Watch how scary a "lady" can be! - What's wrong with you?

You're up?

- They keep giving us newspapers... - Just come inside.

- I'm in the middle of a conversation. - Jung-in!

What?

Let's go in. You're causing a scene.

Come on.

Stop giving us newspapers.

How can you cut me off like that?

What would he think of me?

I don't need any juice.

You don't need it or you don't want it?

Close the door. I'm taking a dump.

Drink up.

I'm taking a dump right now.

There's nothing wrong with drinking at the same time.

It's not as hypocritical as reading poetry on the john.

Fine.

It's bitter.

What?

You're adorable.

Hey!

- Pick up your socks. - Pass me those shorts.

- What for? - I'm wearing them again!

And stop cutting me off in front of other people.

They'll think I embarrass you.

I didn't say anything wrong.

Why is it so hard for you to complain?

It's not healthy.

You can't be nice all the time.

Let's break up.

- Huh? - What?

I was just kidding.

You think that's funny?

Huh?

- How could you say that? - It was just a joke.

- And while I was naked! - I wasn't thinking straight.

- Just eat and go to work. - Honey, this dish is amazing!

- Don't put cigarettes in the fridge. - Stop nagging!

- It's sitting next to all the food. - I like keeping it cool!

- It's still morning. Go outside. - It's morning, so what?

None of these lighters work.

There's one right there.

Stop complaining so much.

Why can't you just let me eat?

Why are you doing this to me?

I feel like some dirty old rag doll.

Like you don't want me, but you can't throw me out.

- What are you saying? - Don't joke like that again.

I won't I'm sorry.

I can't help thinking about it.

- I was naked. - I'm really sorry.

- My head hurts. - Why?

Why do you think?

I only used an ashtray this morning,

and it's unfair that I have to wash all these dishes.

I'm sorry.

- Come home early. We should talk. - Okay.

- I'm gonna hang up first. - Okay.

I'll count to three, and you can hang up first.

One...

GRUMPY

- What is it, honey? - The TV remote is broken.

- Maybe it's out of batteries. - The channel won't change.

- I'm driving right now... - So I should hang up?

- Fine! - No, I didn't mean...

I need to get divorced.

Please just let me get a divorce!

What kind of driving is that?

Six new stadiums are being built.

With the earthquake issue in Japan,

we need our seismic design team to supervise the construction.

So if you join our team at Pyeongchang,

you'll be stuck in Kangwon Province...

For at least a year...

- Me! I'll go, sir. - I'll take that position, Director NA.

I will take it.

I don't know why you're both so eager to go,

- but the company wants Mr. LEE. - Thank you.

I'll do you proud.

- Thank you, sir. - I got divorced, sir.

I have nothing left in life.

- I need some time away. - You have a girlfriend.

- You had an affair? - She caught me.

You idiot.

The alimony payment left me broke.

I'm living in a...

A tiny studio for rent!

- That's pretty unfortunate... - You're crying now?

- Thank you, sir. - Good night.

You're late and you didn't text me back.

Kwang-shik got divorced, so I bought him a drink.

- No surprise there. - He's not a bad guy.

- I had to meet my cousin today. - I was talking.

She met some guy through a dating service.

How can it be fate when she picked his credentials?

She kept saying they had the same horoscope.

She talked about love and fate for two hours,

and she's even two months pregnant.

- That's great. - I congratulated her too.

Then she got on my case about when we're having kids.

She lectured me and told me I should try harder!

- Before I get too old! - Forget about it.

Who cares about what other people think?