Bübchen (Little Vampire)

LITTLE VAMPIRE

Won't you give me a smile?

My sweet little rose petal.

Won't you give me a smile?

Help me with this.

This can't be true.

Listen!

The pimps of St. Pauli have joint together,

they've formed a kind of gang,

because foreign pimps spoilt the market with their birds.

They grabbed one of the guys,

beat him up,

and then they rammed his knife in his left buttock.

Ouch! Erich!

You and your horrible stories!

- Achim? - Isn't that great?

Let's head off in a minute.

- Well, young man? - You're so late today, Achim.

- Where have you been? - Hi.

- Calling it a day? - Hi.

- Where did you get your trousers so dirty? - I got a B.

- My boy! Which subject? - Essay.

Well done!

Virtue and vice are two sisters like water and ice. Kraus.

- Who was Kraus actually? - An Austrian.

Some actor, I believe.

- What? - An actor.

Come on, put it in again.

Monika will come over later.

- Monika will look after you. - I don't need anybody to look after me.

He's too proud.

Later you can have lunch together. It's in the oven.

- We go to the company party. - Yippy yippy ay!

- What are you doing? - Look what I got.

Where did you find it?

Look what he's got, he finds funny stuff like this all the time.

We will be back for dinner.

- Get going! - I'm ready, am I not?

I tore up the complete lining. Have you got the car keys?

- Nice. - Gosh, it gets later and later.

In the beginning there's always the biggest choice of food.

Yes, come to Mummy!

Did she eat something?

Come! Yes.

- Take your driving license with you. - Got it with me.

Honey...

- Achim! - Yes.

- Bye! - Bye, my boy!

Food is in the oven. Be good children!

- Shall I take the umbrella with me? - Yes, take it.

Watch it! Come on, hurry up a bit!

What a slowpoke you are!

Yes! Jesus! Daddy, take your glasses!

Open up! What are you doing?

Achim, lunchtime!

I'm not hungry!

- Hi, Martens's house. - Excuse me, is Achim home?

Yes, hold on.

For you.

- Hello? - Do you want to play soccer?

- We just need the ball. - Achim!

You could at least give us the ball!

Don't be like that!

- My parents wouldn't allow it. - At least, bring your father along.

- To control. - He's sleeping.

Then hand us the ball through the window or the balcony.

I thought you're not hungry?

Indeed, I'm not.

You don't need to eat if you're not hungry.

That's none of your business.

Do you always lie to your friends?

No.

No no.

I think he's a gossip.

There he comes, the troublemaker.

Now he went out.

I could try.

Bye.

I will ask him.

Yes, see you in a minute.

- Achim, listen. - I'm going for soccer now.

- I thought you don't feel like going. - I do, they are waiting for me.

- But you canceled a minute ago! - You're nuts.

You spied on me, and now you act like a big shot.

Just you wait!

Stop it!

Well, gem?

He's making trouble.

He's a really mean bastard, believe me.

Precisely now he wants to go for soccer.

I see.

Up there he is.

We'll fix it somehow, you'll see!

Hey!

Hello? Is Achim home?

- Hello? - I'm his brother.

- There is somebody. - That's Achim!

Achim, hello! We would like to speak to you.

- Why are you screaming? - Sorry.

Excuse me, is Achim home? We want to play soccer with him.

Hold it for a second!

- Jesus! - There is a baby crying!

Does he have to baby-sit?

Little boy!

Hello? Achim, is it you?

Achim?

Achim?!

Hello?

What is going on?

- I can hear that there is somebody. - What's the matter?

Somebody picked it up and doesn't say anything.

You're nuts, give me the phone.

Hello?

- Hello? - Father?

Achim, why don't you answer?

But I did answer!

But just before, you didn't answer your mother.

- Yes, I did answer. - Before, nobody answered.

I did answer.

He did answer. The phone must be broken.

We couldn't hear you.

- How are you? Everything alright? - Pass him over.

Bye bye, boy. Your mother want to talk to you.

- My little boy, everything alright? - Yes.

- Did you eat? - Yes.

Good. Did you like it?

- Achim! - Yes.

- I'm asking if you liked it. - Yes.

- Yes what? - I liked it.

What's up? Did you fight?

Leave him alone, will you?

Pass me over to Monika.

Hello?

And what's the matter now

Hello?

- Achim? - Come on, please!

Achim?

Achim, boy!

Achim, I can hear you!

Silent again.

- Interrupted, can't you hear it? - Before it wasn't.

- You're imagining things! - What could it be?

What do you think it is? A loose contact in the line.

There's nothing you can do about it.

Jesus, watch where you're going!

Dear Lord, don't get overly excited!

- Gallemann! - Stop the nonsense!

- Silly goose... - Did you have a fight?

I'm worried about the kids, but he tells me not to.

Don't get worked up about it!

- Lisa! - Yes?

- Hi Achim! - Hello.

- Kick it! - Achim's coming!

Hi Achim, have you got the ball with you?

- Can't you see it? - Won't you give it to us?

- Come on! - No, I have to get rid of this rubbish first.

- You can do that later. - We don't have much time left.

- Come, come, come! - Hey!

- Over here! - Give me the ball back!

Cross!

Cut the crap!

Will you play with us now or not?

- Alright, I'll play with you. - No, I'm in Petra's team.

You're the goal keeper.

Bernd, over there!

And you stay back!

Get going!

Goal!

Are you sleeping? You clumsy oaf!

Wolfgang and Petra stay back.

Shoot!

Leave the cart alone!

- Out! - I'll get it.

You kicked it out.

- Where is it? - Can't find it.

- On the right. - There, I've looked for it already.

- Nonsense, I saw it. - Shut up!

- It's gone. I can't find it! - That's impossible.

Unbelievable!

You don't need to look for it, it's gone.

It can't be so difficult to find it! Look for it!

I told you it's gone!

It can't be gone just like that.

- You hid it! - Wanna get your ass kicked?

I want to take my ball with me.

Then go and look for it!

He ate it.

- Get him! - Come on!

- Ouch! - Idiot!

- Come on, this way! - After him!

Hey, are you mad?

- Get off the cart! - Give us the ball!

- Get off it! - Your choice!

Give me the cart back, or I'll get my father on you!

Come on, give us the ball!

Now he's backing down.

- I have it! - Great.

Get going!

Come on!

- Shoot! - Go!