The Uninvited

Charlotte!

Charlotte, get yourself inside!

We gotta go now!

Daniel, come here.

We've got a go before Papa comes home.

Daniel?

Daniel.

Come on, we've gotta go now.

Papa's coming.

Daniel?

Callum.

Mamma!

Mamma!

Hey, pretty lady!

You're looking pretty good there.

Why don't you ditch those two funny looking kids

and come up here and ride with a real man?

Are you talking to me?

Are you talking to me?

No one else on the road, honey.

- Well, Mister, if these kids are funny looking,

it's your fault!

Come on, Dad, honk!

Yeah, honk!

All right, Dad!

- Honk back, Mom. - Okay.

- Mom? - Yeah?

I gotta go pee.

- Molly, I'm gonna stop giving you

anything to drink.

Are we there yet?

Yep, honey, we are here.

That one right there.

That one?

- Whoa. - Huh?

That's so cool.

What do you think, guys?

It's our new house.

Mom, I gotta pee.

I really gotta pee.

I'll race ya!

No way! I win!

Look what I got.

- Firecracker! - Oh, Charles!

You're so bad!

And they're legal out here.

Woo!

- All right, couldn't do this in the apartment.

Yeah but out here, nobody can complain

because it's all ours!

- Careful! - And it's all brand new!

- And no one on the other side of the wall.

And nobody over our head!

No traffic, no crime, no landlord!

Can you keep the noise down?

I get my own room!

- All right then, let's light one for the Mollster!

They are finally asleep.

My weights.

I thought I lost these.

- You've had that box in the garage all these years.

Are you trying to impress me?

Are you trying to impress me?

- There's no one else in the room, darling.

Oh, baby.

Did you see all those minivans

when we drove through?

Mm-hmm.

And we come here in this land yacht.

You got down on your knees

and you begged for that convertible.

That worked, didn't it?

Mm-hmm.

- The last thing we can afford is a new car.

Listen.

Hmm?

It's so quiet.

Did we have to bring him?

I forgot to feed him.

- Can't we just set him loose or something?

It's not good to hold a grudge.

- Those things live to be a hundred years old.

He could outlive me.

- A woman needs a companion in her old age.

Hey.

Old age indeed.

There you go.

It's okay.

Huh?

I'm finding some stuff

I didn't know was in there.

This is one your mother made, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

God, look at the work she put into this.

Why, he'd be six months old now.

Sitting up and talking and crawling around.

Hey, don't, don't, don't.

What are you gonna do with it?

Charlie?

It's an old Hopi Indian belief

that children who die are born again in the next baby

and they keep something from the child in their home

to keep the spirit from wandering.

There.

So he won't wander too far.

Wait up!

I don't know how in the world

you've ever had all these toys in your own room.

It's ridiculous.

But, you know, the good thing about this house

is it's so big, there's a whole closet just for toys.

See?

You're done with something, you throw it in just like that.

There you go, that's right, yeah.

There you got it.

The stegosaurus Rex is in.

Hopper is in.

Bunny one and bunny two in, there you go.

Waldo is in.

This was gonna be your little baby brother's.

I bet he'd want you to have it.

Okay, tell you what.

With these new toys,

I'll put 'em up on the shelf.

Keep 'em there for you until you're ready.

Just let me know.

What? What's so funny?

The lion's sleepy.

Oh, indeed he is.

Well, he's been sleeping in that box for a long time.

You gotta wake up now.

Hop to it. Wake up.

Stay there.

Oh, I think we're about done here.

I'm hungry. You ready for lunch?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So what's the first thing we gotta do?

Wash our hands.

Okay. There you go.

Well, I guess I'm gonna have to go call your dad.

Oh, what in the (gasps).

Oh, no, Jonathan, do not touch that.

No.

Oh, gosh.

Ugh.

This is your puzzle, isn't it, Molly?

What's that?

Well, up here's heaven

and the baby's going up to heaven on the rainbow.

That's beautiful.

I put glitter on the rainbow.

I used my special glue.

Come on.

Yeah.

Oh, that looks real good.

Molly, would you do me a favor?

Don't grow up.

Just stay nine for another year, okay?

Pattie!

Got a problem here.

Oh, oh, oh.

Look at this.

I can't figure out where the water is coming from.

I mean, there's no pipes in this part of the wall.

Guess we'll just have to

talk to the builder on this one.