Ang unang 200 linya.
This individual is Thailand's most distinguished artist.
There isn't anyone who does not know him
and much of his brilliant works of art
have won international awards in many countries.
Including Japan,
France,
and even Madagascar.
This has put him on the map. A favorite among people everywhere,
especially with the ladies.
He is the legendary
Mo of studio 3M.
Awards are meant for true artists!
You have not been selected.
Where are my glasses?
Ever since my midlife crisis, my eyesight has never been the same.
When I find those damned glasses
I'm gonna break off both legs so they can't run away anymore!
Hey, has anyone seen my glasses?
Where did you last put them down?
You are too absent-minded!
It's been too tiring for me to keep up.
Lately, I've been forgetful a lot.
This morning I meant to go upstairs to take a crap... but then I forgot!
Where are they?
Pa
- Huh? What is it? - Looking for your glasses?
Uh-huh
Where?
Oh, they're on top of my head!
No wonder it felt heavy up there!
If it wasn't for Foon, you'd never find them.
Ooooh, chicken curry!
Thank you dear. Thank you.
Mom said that grandma was craving it.
Yes, yes. Grandma likes it.
So where's Grandma?
Since she begged me to buy a blackberry,
she hasn't paid attention to anyone around here.
She's been consumed by it.
Who are you looking for?
Art?
Up there.
He's locked himself in his room for three days now.
He's isolated himself from the outside world ever
since he's been rejected from the universities.
Teenagers these days are just too hard to understand!
Student from top school commits suicide after failing entrance exams into University
I'll go and check on him then.
Go, go, go. Go right ahead.
Ungrateful child kicks mother's face who falls down the stairs and breaks her neck.
Geez, kids these days must drink milk from mules!
What, what, what is up with you?
Look at you. Secluding yourself to watch horror movies!
You should start taking things serious, more like the rest of the world!
Hey, I've thought about it
and... I can do anything... anything that's cool and wicked
that would charm all the ladies!
Yeah... you? Making all the girls drool over you?
How ridiculous is that?! All you do everyday...
Hey!
Don't tell anyone that we know each other. It's an embarrassment!
Of all the advice I've given you since the first grade up to now, our freshmen year,
have you ever listened?
Very funny.
What?
Ohh, come here, come here.
Whew! What a relief!
Thanks buddy.
What kind of joke is that? So corny!
Did you even use your brains to make that one up?
Oh right... Mr. Genius with the big brains!
Not only are you not pretty, but you're obnoxious too!
Hey, where are you going?
- Pa, Ma... goodbye. - Goodbye Dear.
What... What's wrong with you?
Pa, where's Foon?
Geez, can I eat my meal in peace?!
She already left.
Foon wait up!
What is it now?
Uh... Here... For you.
Thanks.
Uh... I picked it up off the floor.
Hey, I'm just teasing you.
I'm happy for you.
You got into the major you like at the University of your choice.
Thanks. If there's anything I can do to help you.
Foon...
You're so good to me.
First thing,
introduce me to some cute freshmen girls at your Uni.
Oh... if it doesn't have to do with school, I'm not helping you!
Not even a little bit?
Hey, if your voice was as good as your looks
you probably could have found yourself a hot chick by now.
Hey now. The way into a girl's heart is not by one's looks,
It's not through your wallet or due to destiny.
It's not the car you drive or your condom size.
Do you know what it is?
What is it?
Sincerity, Determination, Perseverance, & Dedication.
If you love someone; truly love them, and don't be a fraud.
If we have a heart for someone to steal.
Make her your goal and the reason to live
and for me the goal is meant to be tackled.
Seeing her makes you want to tackle and bang.
Hey... she's mine!
So sorry.
What's yours is like what's mine
and what's mine is like what's yours.
So then whose is it really?
Mine.
I mean, it's yours.
Oh I just want to have a goal like yours too.
For me, Hin is the only girl in my heart.
Always so beautiful no matter what time of day it is.
And what about you Art? Any goal in your life?
I used to make movies, hoping to become a director.
As time passed, I gave up hope and so I quit.
I took up lomo photography, thinking the pictures would tum out nice.
When the pictures came out bad, I gave it up.
I then took up football thinking I would tum pro
I got scared of the ball and quit that too.
Next I took up hula hoop, thinking I've found the right sport for me.
But not before long, I gave that up too.
In the end, there's nothing left, nothing left.
Hey Yo A-R-T, slowly search, slowly find and then you will see.
When you find that one and only, you'll know what to do.
When you find that one and only, you'll know what to do.
You'll know what to do, what to do. Yo!
Hey Art
does this interest you?
- Interested in what? - Learning Chinese.
It shouldn't be hard for you to learn Chinese with your small slanted eyes and all.
Or how about becoming a motorbike mechanic?
You can fix all the teenage motorbike gangs' bikes that we see on the streets.
Is there anything that interests you, huh?
Hey... of course!
What is it?
I like fit, light-skinned, long-legged, oooh slim.
Not again, Art!
I give that three days.
I say two days.
Come on Foon. You should be giving me support!
Here. I've found my purpose in life.
It's this ukelele!
You're being silly. Just too silly!
Hey Foon, didn't you say you wanted to show me artwork of your upper classmates?
Where is it? Come on let's go.
I'm wasting my precious time to practice the ukelele.
Upstairs I think.
Let's go to MNG already! I'm tired of walking. This is boring.
How is this boring?
I think...
art is so cool!
Let's go!
Art, what took you so long?
If your bored, you can go home first.
I'm not bored. Art is cool.
Foon, I think I want to become an artist.
And what about your beloved ukelele?
Yo... the ladies have arrived!
Walk with me pretty girl!
And why do I have to help you?
You were the one that said if there's anything you can help me with to just ask.
And what kind of artist do you want to be?
What kind is there?
It's the spirit of the living!
Art anyone?
Hey, it's an artist we're talking about, not a coroner!
Hey I'm gonna fall off the bed! My picture might fall from the wall.
Enough!
I'm tired!
This is a waste of time!
You will probably only be interested in this for no more than 30 minutes!
Look at what you've suggested? Nothing fits me.
Miss Foon. Miss Foon. I can't read this. Can you read it for me?
You may not be my first love, but in the end let my heart stop with you.
Iieeww! Gag me please!
Just like Mr. Boss over here!
Thank you.
Hey Foon, Foon. Look at this. My idol. Where can I meet him?
He's an artist, silly. Not a motorbike taxi you can just flag up the street.
Art is alive with spirit!
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
Mo! Mo! Mo! Mo!
A bag of fried bananas please.
Fried bananas 10 Baht.
Where did all my change go?
Here... this is all I've got.
Whoa... dark & handsome.
On top of that, he's so kind to have given more profit back to the vendor!
Mo!!!
Hey! What are you poking at?
I'm human, not a steak that you poke at to look for worms!
No sir. I just wanted to make sure it was really you!
Of course it's me. Fine and handsome. Who else could it be, but MO?
- Anyway, what do you want? - I just want to be like you.
Please let me follow you around 24/7!
I'm a person, not the 24/7 reality show of LinPing the Panda!
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