Toonpur Ka Superrhero (टूनपुर का सुपरहीरो)

'A unique facet of cartoons.'

'Just a little far from your city.'

'All children and elders, welcome to Toonpur.'

'On the west, lived the 'Devtoons'..'

'..and on the east, the Toonasurs.'

'Stories of their friendship spread far and wide.'

'The king of Toonpur was Tooneshwar.'

'Commander-in-chief Jagaro.'

'He snatched his kingdom.'

'The ambience of the city changed..'

'..so did intentions.'

'Friends were divided into groups..'

'..and forgot all about the friendship they had.'

'A fan of Hindi films.'

'This is Super Cool Bolly.'

'Now he's firing explosives at the age of eight.'

'Jeeromoto and Pandu were childhood friends.'

'But now they're hammering each other relentlessly.'

'Everyone, l'm coming down without a parachute.'

Sherapan always savoured Big Ben's 'dhokla' (snacks).'

'Those were the times when rolling pins could cork guns.'

O God!

'Gappi's dream was to become Toon ldol.'

'Now he's wandering around with his broken mic.'

'Toonpur's hot chick, her name is Lovina.'

'Her make-up got lost in the war. She's very distressed.'

'This is professor Homi. He's a famed scientist.'

'Out of the lab and into the cannon.'

l am saved.

The parachute saved me.

lt's burnt, here l go.

'Bakbaksur's nature was to make everyone laugh..'

'..with his blabbering.'

'He's Jagaro's side-kick, he's a dangerous being.'

'The website of knowledge.'

'Toonpur's God of knowledge.'

'His server is down. Who will help him?'

Mallika.

'The torture of the 'Toonasurs' has troubled the 'Devtoons'.'

'When will Toonpur's Superhero..'

'..come and save them?'

Only the one above can save us.

Cut it.

Superb. Good shot, sir. - By God.

Get the next shot ready.

Okay, Tony. - Fantastic.

Sir, we'll have to give the 14th and 15th dates..

..to the other production team.

They have the location only for three days..

..and all the action sequences are to be shot there.

Uncle, autograph, please.

l'm not the hero.

The hero is sitting there. Look.

Come quickly. - Autograph, please.

No, children. No. - Let them come, let them come.

One at a time, children. Okay.

What are you doing inside the bag?

Look, there he is. Khanna sir is right there.

Khanna sir. - Khanna sir. - What are you saying!

What is your name, dear? - Soumya.

Just a minute.

You two are back again for the interview.

l told you l don't have any dates till 201 7.

Sir, you've been avoiding us for the past six months.

Please make some amendments today. - Yes.

ls it 201 7? - No.

So that's it. Now leave. lt will be done.

l've set a reminder. - Five minutes..

l will call you. - But five minutes..

What kind of people are these actors?

lf they want to promote their film..

..they'll readily come for an interview.

How long will it take?

We don't have this location.

This is the last shot. lt will be done in 15 minutes.

Hurry up, l.. - 15 minutes more.

Priya and the children are waiting.

Okay, Guru.

According to the Feng-Shui..

..the children should be facing east. - Mom.

And the racing track.. - Mom.

What is this east-west?

The race is about to start.

How can it start like this?

Let me see.

Good morning, Ms. Priya. - How are you?

l'm fine, but your racing track is not. - Why?

But why?

You see, according to Feng-Shui..

..the children should be facing east while running.

And your racing track is facing west.

But, ma'am, the ground is actually round.

So by the time the children come around..

..they'll be facing east. - Yes.

Something might go wrong by then. - Wrong?

Not at all, ma'am. Maybe you made a mistake.

Mom can never make a mistake.

Mom has done the entire course of Feng-Shui. - Yes.

And in fact, the Feng-Shui of the building behind you..

..is wrong as well.

Just a minute.

But.. that's a 40-year-old building, ma'am.

So what? You can rectify your mistake anytime.

Yes. Yes, ma'am.

Mom, dad's call.

Excuse me. - Yes.

Shall we go, sir? - Yes, come on.

Hello. What? You haven't left yet?

l.. - l'll leave after the last shot.

Dad, don't miss it this time.

l'm participating in the 200 metres race.

Don't worry, Champ.

l'll reach before you start running. - Yes.

And listen.. listen. Your camera should be facing east.

Otherwise you have more chances of retakes.

And also of getting late. - Priya.

lf you don't disconnect the call..

..then l have more chances of getting late.

Fine. Okay. Okay, bye.

Come on.

Action.

Cut, cut, cut. - What happened?

Sir, camera problem. - Okay, ready?

Mom, where is dad? - l'll just check.

Action.

Cut, cut, cut, cut.

Come on, come on, come on.

And now the 200 metres race is about to begin.

ln yellow jersey we have last year's winner from St. Joseph Convent..

Ready, boys.

And in red jersey..

Bullets fired from behind.

Very good. Very good.

Now a chopper. A chopper.

There's a chopper coming. - Cut.

Cut?

What happened? - Focus problem, sir.

You'll win the race? We'll see.

On your marks. Get set..

Where is east? - That way.

And St. Joseph Convent student is the champion this year as well.

Hi, guys.

Forgive me.

Dad, don't stand in front of the television.

Move, move, move.

l got delayed in the last shot.

And that was bound to happen.

Didn't l tell you? The camera should be facing east.

Priya, we can't set the shot according to Feng-Shui.

And anyway.. l got delayed because of the traffic.

And that was bound to happen as well.

Didn't l tell you? Don't buy a grey car.

lts negative energy will always get you caught in traffic.

And that number plate..

Don't even go there.

Dad, you didn't come..

..that's why brother lost the race.

Great, Son. You didn't practice and blame me for it.

lf you had worked harder.. - You don't work hard either.

Your duplicates do all your stunts.

They are the real heroes.

You're a fake hero, Dad. - Kabir.

Get up. ls this the way to talk to your dad?

Get up and say sorry.

l said, say sorry. - lt's okay, Priya.

No, it is not okay.

Kabir, l said say sorry. - lt's okay.

Go. Go.

No television and games for a week.

Actually.. it's my mistake.

The direction was wrong.

l was facing south and according to the Feng-Shui..

lt's okay.

Aditya, l was thinking..

..why don't we change the colour of our room?

Red will bring more romance in our life..

..and you'll stay more chilled out as well.

What do you think?

The entire world is my fan.

But my son thinks that l'm a fake hero.

Actually he's right.

The duplicates do all the difficult stunts.

l'm a fake hero. - Who says that?

Do real heroes have two noses and four eyes?

A real hero keeps his family happy.

l am happy. Look.

And Kabir? - Aditya.

Don't take them so seriously.

They're children.

They'll forget it soon. - No, Priya.

There must be some way..

..that l can be a hero for my children.

Otherwise the money, awards, fame, lights, camera, action..

What's the use of being such a hero..

..when you're a zero for your own child?

There must be a way.

We lost to 'Toonasur' once again.

We'll have to come up with something.

We'll have to do that, too.

l guess l'll have to do something.