Marvel’s Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H

Listen up, team. It's training time.

That means learning to work together.

Yo, hulkites.

You're getting exclusive access to hulk practice.

Check out how we make smashin' magic.

One side, jones.

Hey. Ugh!

Merry christmas, smashers.

Troops are only as good as their weapons,

So come and get 'em.

Here you go, rookie.

The gamma rocket launcher!

Whoa!

Don't say I never did nothing for ya.

Awesome sauce!

uh, sorry. Safety was off.

Heya, skaar.

You like stuff what goes boom, don't ya?

Mmm.

The ka-boomerang!

And some fancy hand wear for the lady.

The gamma gauntlets!

Oh, no. These are for everyday use.

Problem with greenie leading is he's too cautious.

You wanna lead, you do it from the front

Like I'm gonna do when I take charge of this unit.

Gotta get the troops on my side first, though.

That's why they got the new hardware.

I know red. He's up to no good.

Probably trying to take over the team or some nonsense.

Dibs on this! Hey, I was gonna use the gamma blaster!

We got our weapons. Let's do this.

Give me that remote, jade jaws.

This is my territory.

I've trained raw recruits into special forces elite.

Children, get ready for the hulk smasher 5000.

All right, a-bomb, ball up and hit it low.

Skaar, slash it open so she-hulk can get to the controls.

Red, take long-range firepow...

I'll just show you how it's done.

Skaar throw.

Pay attention, fido.

I'll train you.

I'm gonna light this baby up, a-bomb style.

Give me that. Hey!

Watch and learn, rookie.

So how exactly is this teamwork?

Red wants to lead a team.

He just doesn't want anyone else on it.

Don't worry. I'm here to pick up red's pieces.

Remind me to slug red when this is over.

You're not gonna one-up me, greenie!

What are ya, a one-man army?

Save some for the rest of us, green.

Hey, you went all lone wolf.

There's problems out there bigger than tanks, red.

Problems you can't handle alone.

I can handle anything.

whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey now.

earthquake?

What is it?

A planet.

And it's coming this way.

Quick, everybody on the elevator.

Is the end near?

If you're like me and eyeing the sky,

You're seeing a hunk of extinction-sized rock

Racing into our zip code.

The uniforms at s.H.I.E.L.D. Are saying there's nothing to worry about,

These earthquakes will only get worse

As the planetoid gets closer.

Even if it misses, it'll still tear earth apart.

Planet evil.

So how do we stop it? Put up a detour sign?

We need to get a closer look.

Everyone into the jump jet.

I'll do this myself and be back by supper time.

All right, I let you take her out,

But you're in my pilot's chair, buddy.

I called shotgun for you, shulkie.

Sit back, relax, and I'll get us out to that rock in no time.

Look, I'm as excited to punch a planet as the next hulk, but...

I've done this a thousand times, greenie.

I'm gonna go ahead and doubt you've ever punched a planet.

Planet smasher has in mind.

Seatbacks and tray tables in the upright position!

Ha ha!

First rule of being in charge,

Be better than the green-grilled noobs you're bossing around.

Good leader does everybody's job better.

I told fury we're taking the first shot.

I figure if we target the planet's poles

We can knock it off course.

Off course? Ha!

I'm blowing that mud ball to smithereens.

Maybe you could just yell at it next time.

Um, guys? This is weird.

The planet's gravity is doubling.

And we're being sucked right into it.

What is that?

Is it just me, or does that planet

Kinda look like a dude?

Who dares disturb ego?

it's a living planet!

Who speaks perfect english.

Does anybody else think that's weird?

You have incited ego's wrath.

Know you're in trouble when you tick off a planet with a face.

Ugly planet eat us?

Kinda lookin' that way.

Now's the time to share.

Your one-man show is over.

Hey!

It's a mutiny, is what it is.

Firing all thrusters.

We're breaking free!

Uh, we're going the wrong way.

Gravity's too strong!

This is salvation one.

We've lost our visual on the agents of s.M.A.S.H. Over.

Copy that. Move into orbit and stand by.

Sorry, hulks. You're on your own.

Is that, ugh, hair?

Oh, sick, dude. He's got massive beard tendrils.

We're not getting taken out by some planet's scruffy beard.

Everybody, to your fighters.

Stand down, greenie. I haven't given that...

Why do I get the caboose, huh?

Skaar shave.

Skaar, look out.

We've lost skaar. We're turning around.

What? We're all going after dog boy?

I'm hit. Going down.

We're all going down.

If we do, the earth is finished.

great.

There goes our ride home.

All right, ya floating ball of ugly.

You and me. Right here. Right now.

Ego has graced this galaxy with his numinous presence,

Absorbing planets to increase his size.

See that big, blue orb up there?

That's our planet, earth.

You're about to wreck the place.

And endanger billions of lives, you jerk.

Specks of dust.

You mean nothing to ego.

All you have gained is a clear view

Of the destruction of your world.

What are you doing?

I had that rocky jerk right where I wanted him.

I don't know who has the bigger ego,

You or the planet named ego.

Ego may be bigger,

But we still got him outnumbered five to one.

We need to stick together, change his mind.

Change mind?

Maybe smash brain.

From the mouths of barbarians.

If we want to get to its brain,

We go through schnoz mountain over there.

Gravity's too strong.

We walk from here.

You couldn't lead your butt

Out of a pair of purple shorts.

Follow me!

Being a leader isn't about being best at everything.

It's about knowing the strengths of your teammates.

Ha, you see that, hulky?

I got us halfway to the mountain

Safe and sound.

Ah, water.

So thirsty.

Yuck. It's slimy.

ugh! Oh! It's drool!

Oh, I put it in my mouth.

Oh, it's chunky.