Saving Private Tootsie (พรางชมพู กะเทยประจัญบาน)

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...with A T TEN the show that provides you with complete entertainment.

The interview today's about the plane crash tragedy...

...that we heard about. The people on board...

...and the crew were rescued right away...

...but there was a special group of people on board...

Or the group that we call "queers".

They passed the life crisis from that tragic accident.

How does the story go?

Please welcome them.

How were you involved in this tragic accident?

Well, I was very sad the time.

Somying invited me for a trip.

I thought traveling would help me forget...

...but instead I found myself with another unforgettable event.

The plane crash wasn't a big deal...

...but where it crashed concerned me the most.

We've a report from an airdrome control tower...

...that the plane's crashed on the border our neighboring country.

Is that the fighting area?

Yes, firing has been made legal to suppress the rebellion...

...and to exterminate the narcotic organization.

How are we going to respond to that, sir?

We have coordinated with the neighboring countries...

...asking for help.

Excuse me, sir.

I must admit that I was very confused.

It was very dark, but I was conscious and trying to get out of the plane.

It was covered with smoke when we got out. Very spooky...

...but when we got out we opened our big mouths and screamed for help.

Oh! Help! Help me! Help me! Ohh...

I lost my strength, then someone approached...

...and ask me how I ended up sitting there.

What are you doing here?

I felt naked and ashamed...

...but why the heck did he ask me why I was sitting there?

Was he dumb or what?

Sem, are you hurt?

No, Jaew, I am alright.

If you're alright, let's get going.

You go! I am old. I'm not going anywhere.

If you aren't going, I'm not going either.

And Chicha, she was drinking during the whole flight time.

She was still drunk after the crash.

We're there already? Why the hell didn't it land smoothly?

Cherry, hit me with another two drinks.

Bitch! The plane crashed! Run bitch! Run!

Move out of my way! Go the other way!

Go the other way! Damn!

Are you going to sit on my ass until I'm out of breath?

This way, Cherry. Cherry,

What is going on with Chicha?

Jaew, help me! He is alright, but drink.

Cherry, Please stop crying. We have survived, haven't we?

Everyone's fine. Why are you crying?

No... I was thinking about Sombat.

What the hell!

I've had a boob job! Pretty?

Oh, Shit! Bah...

Chok, let go off me.

What the fuck do you think you are doing?

But I'm in love with you.

Love? What the fuck! You're my friend...

...for God's sake!

I really love you.

You old bitch! Sem...

...sorry, I don't mean to.

No. No. I sad no. Don't bother me.

I will not go... No...

I'm going now, Sem.

MONG TAI SOLDIER CAMP

Sir, we're found a crowd of soldiers at crash.

Get rid of them.

No! Don't shoot!

Jaew, wait for me! Wait for me!

Don't shoot me. I am fairy.

Help me! Help me!

Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

The government of the neighboring country is gathering armed forces...

...to search for survivors.

Currently, there are ninety-eight survivors receiving help.

The rest of the victims are believed to be dead.

But the bodies haven't yet been found.

The rescue operation is in progress.

Natchanan Prekpiboon reported from Mongtai Camp.

It was because you were running as if you were in a hellhole.

How would I know, sis? People were shooting like crazy.

Gosh, what a stupid fairy!

Yeah, look who's talking. Aren't you one of us?

Get real, hon! I am a woman and you are daisy.

Sure, your kind is what's called "transformation genes"...

...isn't it ballsy? With the body of XX genes and the guts of XY genes,

...you have. Why don't you stuff the ovary inside?

With that you can become a complete female. Chicha.

That this enough!

Don't you realize that we're in deep shit. Stop bitching!

Well, look at the way this fruitcake talks to me.

Somying, why don't you be a dear and go talk to those guys?

Let's take those fags back to the village.

Maybe we can trade them for some weapons from the thais.

Don't do it! They would be a burden and why the hell would...

...the Thai Government trade valuable weapons for these weirdos.

Just let them die in the forest.

Hello, Hello,

Hello, Excuse me.

Excuse me. Where we are...

Bitch, we can speak Thai.

Thank goodness you can speak Thai! So you must be Thai.

Where do live? Never mind, Where are we?

Could you get us out of here?

If you did, I would do anything you want.

Oh, right, you guys live in the big forest, you must be Karen.

We support you guys.

What the hell! We aren't Karen. We are Shan.

We support Shan anyway. We really support both.

Could you get us out of here? You can just lead me back...

and I will send you the money later.

I promise that I would... Ekk!

Take them back to village.

The Shan soldiers propose that the Thai Government pick up...

...the survivors at this point...

...then take them to the helicopter and fly back to Thailand.

We've few options because they're in the 'free to fire' area.

The chance of encountering and fighting with the neighboring...

...country is high because they might think that we're trying to sneak...

...into their lands to communicate with Shan.

Because of this, we'd better ask the Ministry of Foreign Affairs...

...to help in this rescue operation.

Accordingly, there is nothing we can do...

...but they are Thais and we must help them.

OK, let's do it, I would like to ask if you would bring them back.

Yes, sir.

Then take four to five soldiers with you.

You must enter the military school.

I have a friend who could get you in.

If you do that, I would give you anything.

You would be restored.

Fine, give me a husband.

Where the hell do you think you are running to?

Come back!

I want you to study, so you won't be gay.

OK, that is enough. You could have killed him!

He is your son no matter what.

This fucking gay virus. It must be cured by these feet.

Hey, Tis, how is your wife?

Why are you asking?

Bah, I care about your wife!

Comrades, your duty is to bring the Thai survivors back home.

You must risk your life for this.

If you do not want to volunteer, step back!

SHAN VILLAGE

Look at those things! Look at those!

What is this?

It must be possessed.

Hey, dance well, dance nicely. Being gay, you must dance beautifully

...or I will shoot the hell out of your guts. Dance! Dance!

Dance well and will give you some tips.

Don't itch! Don't itch!

End of round. Line up for the next round.

First come first served. Don't snatch.

Look out! Line up properly!

All of you will get to dance and watch, don't snatch!

Hey, look, don't snatch, you will all get a turn!

The hot sister with the red shirt comes directly from Thailand.

The sister in pink has big boobs. The sister in the blue is pretty coy

I've to spread my ass dancing till the sunrise for sure.

Fine! It's better than being tied up.

Hell! Whatever!

Maybe I can have the foreign beef as a treat!

Chicha, don't ask for too much beef as they might be horny...

...and you will be in trouble.

Great! I was abstaining for a couple of days. Stay still...

...mommy will take you out for a special fighting session tonight!

Your fag instinct is so pouring out.

We fairies must eat men, mustn't we?

This mama will take two hard ones today.

Get ready to receive your garland. Each person will get one.

Each one can give you bliss and enrapture your mind.

Don't snatch. Each one of you will get one.

Stop! Calm down, I asking for a flower.

Maybe next round, this round I will be dancing. Trust me!

Next round...

You wicked husband! What is wrong with my peach?

You want the asshole bad, don't you? Forgot what you have and going...

...for something new bastard! Go home now, you son of a bitch!

Come! Now! Go home! What the hell is wrong with my hot stuff?

The rest of you just keep dancing. Don't interfere with them.

That's between husband and wife. It's none of our business.

Get out, get out!

It's freaking late! Why the fuck do they want us to dance!

Interrogation!

Are you coming out or what?

Yes, sir.

I am sorry sir.

I don't want you. I want this one.

Where's the money?

She's going to be raped for sure.

What do you thinks, Ying?

Where is this place?

Don't know.