Calamity of Snakes (人蛇大戰)

Mother, wake up!

Mother, another nightmare?

No way, this is horrible, I must stop him!

Be careful, be careful.

Boss, it's too muddy. Not easy to walk in.

Actually, you don't have to get out of the car at all.

I can just call the engineer over.

Yes.

Xu Zhengfeng, come over, come over now.

Forget it, let's go.

We will lay cement here...

Look after this for me, I'll be back.

- Engineer, the Boss has come to cheer you up! - Thank you.

Mr. Jiang, this building is three floors underground, fourteen floors above ground.

It has to be done in eight months, but...

Yes, I know.

There is no greater difficulty in the world, but the Great Wall was completed.

You can't make a few floors?

The boss is not a tyrant, Qin Shi Huang, and I am not Superman.

What do you mean by this, this is simply not the case.

Enough.

Zhengfeng, this building is our ideal realization.

Your construction methods are strict, I understand.

But, in the interest of 340 million, I can't deal with it being late.

It will be hard to complete in eight months, unless you cut corners...

If necessary, I will have to.

Yes, time is money.

For the Boss, for the company, you need to do this.

If the buildings are unsafe and dangerous, and the customer isn't protected, then I am held responsible.

Then why don't you consider the Boss's situation?

Don't you consider the safety of the customers?

I do this for the Boss, this...

Secretary Ma, you manage your office, I'm responsible for the construction site.

- What do you mean? This... - Enough, Peter.

Zhengfeng, for me, for the sake of this difficult situation.

- You feel wronged? - But I am...

You have to help me solve this.

Just do me this favor, I believe you will not let me down.

Snake! SNAKE!

- What's the fuss about a snake? - Oh my god, THOUSANDS of snakes!

Shit! Stop talking like a fool!

- Don't believe me? Come, look at this! - Okay, let's go!

Shit! It's full of snakes!

- What happened? Where did these snakes come from? - Call the fire brigade, come on!

- Yes, go find the fire brigade, come on. - Wait a minute, just kill them all!

If we wait for the fire brigade, it will take forever!

Yes, the project must not stop!

Gentlemen, time is money!

We can't afford this. Start killing them!

Mr. Zhang. Isn't it too cruel to kill so many?

Calling the fire brigade might be better, let them leave by themselves!

Shut up, just do what I told you, and shut your mouth!

- Yeah, shut your mouth! - Do it! Hurry!

Get it done. hurry up!

Hurry! Faster! Hurry! Faster!

Fu Ren, wait a second!

- Don't kill them, there will be retribution! - Shumei, what are you doing here?

Mom just had a nightmare, she dreamt that you were covered in snakes!

Superstition, nonsense, daydreaming...

- Step Aside. - Fu Ren!

Fu-Ren, stop messing around, you can't kill them!

God will have retribution.

Let's go out, okay?

Mom will be chanting for a long time, let's go. Go!

Bodhisattva please forgive him, don't blame him for the killing...

You don't seem happy?

Oh, I know... you don't like my family.

You think my father is rich, and my mother is superstitious, is that it?

I am not against religion, but I don't think it's a priority to ask God for help.

And your father wants to achieve his goal.

He does not hesitate to kill his soul, his actions...

Look, I guess it's alright. I know that my family doesn't look good to you.

- I am telling the truth. - Truth, well, what do you think of me?

Tell me, you can judge me, I won't be angry.

If you don't say it, then I will call my father...

Honestly, your shortcomings are rare.

The only thing is... taking advantage of your father's money, and being arrogant.

This will make you lose a lot of friends.

I... There is nothing wrong with having money.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with having money, but...

Often people think money can buy everything and that's wrong.

I...

Okay, let's go.

Abominable.

Wow, this pot of snake meat is really good.

- More fragrant than dog meat. Let's play the finger game. - Today, we are lucky to have this meat.

- Let's try this other kind of snake meat and drink some beers! - Cheers.

Shit is so good, it will be great if we eat it every night!

What are you saying? Just at night?

Yes, you are right!

Lao Li, Director Hu wants you to defend the sample house tonight.

Okay. Come and sit!

Shit, why me again, I can't join in tonight's event...

Say, are you are stupid? you're really as stupid as a pig!

Why don't you rent an escort? Enjoy one of the luxury condos?

Ah! Yes!

Come here! Everybody come take a look!

If you want to see how to kill a snake, just come here.

You want to see the real thing? You might never see this again!

I am doing this for real, no cheating!

Only I can do this!

Come here!

This snake is called a Cobra, and is very poisonous.

You'll die if it bites you.

In this world, I am the only one who dares to touch the Cobra with his bare hands!

If you have never seen this before, here is your chance!

Come here and look!

It's your loss if you miss this!

Nowadays, some people in their twenties are being called "Brother".

In their thirties, called “Uncle”.

More than 40, you can be called a strange old man.

Really sad, really shameful.

Now, don't be afraid.

If you dare to drink the snake blood,

the old man will become a beautiful man!

There are people who wear glasses of 200 degrees when they are in elementary school.

Then 300 degrees in junior high and 4 or 500 degrees in high school.

If you eat the snake's gallbladder, you will graduate from college with perfect eyesight,

and be elected as a national representative, to join the legislative committee.

Unless you have no interest in that life.

So eat a snake's gallbladder now, if you swallow it,

I guarantee that you can see through the three walls.

Snake blood and gallbladder are not always available.

Just tell me if you want some, there are only a few cups of snake blood left!

Really useful, you can see his heartbeat, you know it's still pumping.

This is not fake, I killed it in front of you!

If you know something about snakes, just say so!

First come first served!

Guaranteed to make you say “good” after you drink!

Lao Xie, your business seems to be doing well.

Please... come... Please have some.

Boss, this is the best snake blood and gallbladder you will ever have.

Is this really useful?

Boss, with this snake, the more poisonous the better!

And affective immediately, you will see tonight!

To be honest, what if we killed a few snakes?

Our proprietress is worried about it, but I don't think it's necessary.

It's just a woman's opinion.

Let's take Lao Xie as an example, he kills a hundred snakes a day.

He is still doing good business here.

Drinking freely, come and drink the snake soup first.

Big boss, you also killed some snakes? I don't believe it.

Our boss can be prestigious.

You kill the snake slowly, one by one?

Our boss just killed tens of thousands of snakes with a snap of the wrist.

What, tens of thousands?

Yes, there are three or five thousand less, no... about seven or eighty thousand.

All dead?

Of course, all of them are dead, what would be the problem?

It's best for them to die, like weeding...

Kill the roots and you won't have a problem.

Hey, how long will it take you?

Almost done!

Lao Lee.

Hi.

Come here.

Perfection!

Boss!

What's wrong?

Dead, killed by snakes.

Snakes? Really, that serious?

What do you think we should do?

We planned to open in two days...

What do you mean? That day is the most important to me.

We must open as scheduled!

But the snakes...

Always talking about the snakes, can't you find Lao Xie to help you deal with the snake problem?

Sure, sure.

If you understand... then go solve the problem!

Remember, the less people know about this, the better.

Yes, but what should we do about Lao Lee?

Shit, such a silly thing! The death of a worker means nothing!

What is more important than the opening in two days?

Yes, I will go right away.

Boss Xie, does this work?

Lime, tobacco, and sulphur are the things snakes are most afraid of.

I promise everything will be fine.

Okay. I'm relieved.

Brother Xie, all the snakes must be caught.

Snakes will hide, but I'll try my best.

Hello, who are you looking for?

Yes, Boss! Sure yes, all OK.

I am at your disposal.

Hurry up, clean this up quickly!

The boss has brought people here, hurry up.

Xu Zhengfeng, don't forget, you are the architect.

Your fame will be on the line, if the sales fail.

Fame. If something happens, let's see if you still care about fame!

It's okay, they're all caught, I'll leave first.

Boss Xie, please don't leave now, you better stay here, just in case...

I'll leave him here just in case. Goodbye.

This... he...

Don't dally, go now!

Dear Guests, this building was built by our business giant.

It is a masterpiece of Mr. Jiang Furen, the chairman of the company.

Let us now welcome Mr. Jiang Furen.

The building was also designed by Dr. Xu Zhengfeng,

a young talent in the Department of Architecture at Harvard University.

Dr. Xu Zhengfeng returned to China to personally supervise the completion of this building.

You're now welcome to explore it!