Faces of Death

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-Get ready with me for my first date in three years.

-Here's everything I eat in a day as a ballet dancer.

-Get the fuck outta here! I make my own coin!

-How can you be certain about anything?

How much do you pay for rent?

-You are making me feel very unsafe!

-When you accidentally charge underwear

to your company credit card.

Aah!

Crazy bitch!

-Everywhere you turn, everywhere you look,

no matter where you are, it is a war zone.

You can't even walk...

Oh!

I just don't want...

Take 'em off, take 'em off.

-I decided to include this sequence in my study

for it portrayed a barbaric method of dealing

with the criminal.

The one redeeming factor of holding a public execution is

perhaps it is a deterrent to crime.

-Hey. -What's up?

-So there's a new team orientation tomorrow,

and I'm supposed to walk the newbies through it,

but I'm swamped.

And so I was wondering if maybe you could cover for me.

Awesome. Yeah.

Um...sure I can lead it?

Like, is that allowed?

Yeah.

This is the perfect opportunity for you to prove yourself.

Okay.

Oh. Get back to it. -Mm-hmm.

-Perhaps it is a deterrent to crime.

-Bye, Ed. -See you, Margot.

Have a good one.

Oh. Wearing your steel-toed boots again, huh?

Come on back. Come on back to see me.

-Sorry, I forgot. -Mm-hmm.

What company secrets are you stealing today, Margot?

-Ah. New painting. Nice. -Thanks.

I got spicy pickles.

Yeah, baby.

How was traumatic hell job?

-Good. Josh gave me some new responsibilities.

Cool, cool.

-Could be pretty close to a promotion.

No way!

-Yeah. -That's great.

-Feel like I could be making real difference.

I don't know.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you like this shit.

It's a classic.

So um, question.

Yeah?

-Would you possibly maybe...

wanna to come to Cassidy's with me tonight?

She's just having a chill, small kind of...

housewarming party thing.

Uh...

I don't know.

You know, I've got, like, laundry and stuff.

Oh, come on. Come on.

Remember what we talked about?

Getting back out into the world.

You know... seeing friends again.

I miss my best friend.

Hmm?

Hmm? Hmm, hmm?

-You know what? Yeah.

Let's go. -Oh, yes.

Yes. Mwah!

It's gonna be fun. -Yeah.

You excited?

-Yeah. This thing's, like, impossible.

Oh. Here. Try this.

A lipstick?

Wah. A knife.

Sha-sha!

It's conceptual art. -It's cool. Ow.

Okay, wait, wait, wait.

So, is tying a cherry stem with your tongue, like, a real thing?

Or just, like, a lesbian thing?

Voilà!

Wait. That's so hot.

Ryan, don't!

-Oh, my God. -I'm offline for a reason.

I wasn't even gonna post it.

Oh, wait. Cassidy said she wanted whipped cream.

Do you think we need whipped cream?

-I think that's the girl. -Is whipped cream gauche?

-No. -Yes, it is. 100% positive.

-What? What? -That's definitely her.

Are those girls watching me?

-It's definitely her. I gotta say something.

-I think they're just checking you out.

That's the train girl. -I'm gonna say something.

I'm gonna say something, I'm gonna do it.

Hey, are you the girl from that train video?

-Fuck. -I shouldn't have even tried.

Margot, wait! Margot, wait!

She probably just liked it.

-Hey, sis. Happy 23rd birthday!

I hope that this is the year

that you finally get a girlfriend

so you can stop bugging me all the time.

Okay? I love you so much. I'll see you tonight. Bye.

Hey. Happy Thanksgiving. I'm running late.

I forgot literally everything. I left your dress at home.

But I promise I'm gonna grab it so you can wear it, but...

Margot! Okay, I love you.

And you're the best sister in the world.

So, okay, see you soon.

Here at Kino Moderation,

this is who we protect.

The young, the impressionable, the innocent.

When you come across content that violates policy,

flag it and move on.

You may be tempted to look into it outside of work,

but that is a violation of your NDA.

Don't discuss it. Don't Google it.

Don't even think about it,

if you can help it.

Okay.

Hmm. Burnout.

Hey.

Don't worry. It's not tobacco.

No, thank you, I'm good.

I just feel like we have a responsibility

to keep our heads clear.

-If I kept a clear head, I'd blow it clear across the office.

Then why do you work here?

Because it's a thrill...

when you get a really good one.

Plus, they have dental.

Are you gonna finish that?

-Here, kitty, kitty. Meow, meow.

How to save a life, part two.

So this is Naloxone, a.k.a. Narcan.

And it works by blocking the opiate receptors in your brain.

Now, while Narcan should not be used prophylactically...

it is really excellent at reversing

and stopping an overdose.

Aah!

-But when the guards led him down death row

toward the execution chamber,

he seemed nervous and totally disoriented.

I began to wonder if two wrongs really make a right.

No.

-His eyes are taped to prevent them

from popping out of their sockets.

The next step is the flick of a switch,

which sends a current of 2,000 volts

through the victim's body.

And the whole process is repeated

as many times as necessary

until the prisoner is proclaimed dead

by the physician on duty.

The room began to smell like burning flesh.

The final trickle of blood

marked the conclusion to this grotesque execution.

But when the guards led him down death row

toward the execution chamber... -What's up?

Um...

-...wondering if two wrongs really make a right.

-I'm not sure what to do with this one.

I saw another video just like this a few days ago.

Mannequins and...a beheading.

I thought it wasn't real, but...

he looks like he's actually dying in this.

Like, I don't know, it's made to look stylized

so we don't flag it.

But do you think this could be,

like, a real execution?

I don't know.

Leave it up.

Josh, again...

I saw another video just like this, it's...

-DIY horror's trafficking right now.

Support the trend. What do we say?

Give the people what they want.

Hey, you're still on for the lake, right?

Yeah. I'm coming.

-Alright. -Popping out of their sockets.

But the next step is the flick of a switch,

which sends a current of 2,000 volts

through the victim's --

Train's coming!

-Come with me to get my --

Oh, God! Yes, bro!

Oh! Oh!

-This is how you manipulate algorithms like a pro.

Okay, listen. You...

Hello.

We need to talk about fame.

Guys, I think I'm gonna have to drop out of school.

It's gotten to the point now

where I can't go anywhere without being recog--