Buster and Billie

Buster and Billie (1974)

Hey buster.

Oh, hey buster.

Joy to the world.

Hey, when you get finished playin' with yourself,

can you give me a cigarette?

Here you go.

Thank you.

You got a light?

You want me to smoke it for ya too?

Woohoo, is that bus driver pissed

he sure is.

Well I'm glad it's Friday.

I had school up my ass.

Yeah, you and me both.

Hey buster.

You know Sally pretty well, don't ya?

No, not really.

Well she hangs around Margie all the time.

Yeah, so what?

Well she...

She smiled at me this mornin' on the bus.

Why don't you ask her for a date?

Tonight?

Sure.

If you can't get your old man's car, you can double with me.

You think she's pretty?

Sure, she's a pretty girl.

Don't you think so, Warren?

Yeah, yeah.

She's sharp, real sharp.

Oh, here comes buster.

We'll see you, buster.

Hey, you look mad.

What's the matter?

Oh, I just failed a history exam.

- Hi Sally. - Hi

well that's all right.

You can make it up on the next one.

Is that albino a friend of yours?

Yeah, why?

Well he came up to me at recess

and asked me to go out with him tonight.

What'd you say?

Well what do you think I said?

I said, "no, thank you."

Buster, he's ugly.

When's the last time you won a beauty contest,

you hoot owl lookin' bitch?

Buster!

Buster!

She's my best friend.

I don't care, honey.

I don't like that girl at all.

Hey whitey!

Come on, I'll give you a ride.

Boy, I lied to you this mornin'.

I feel terrible about it.

You lied to me, 'bout what?

You asked me if I thought Sally was pretty

and I said, "yeah."

Sure hope you didn't ask her for a date.

Well how come?

'Cause she ain't pretty.

She looks like a damn hoot owl.

Anyway, you can do better than that

any day of the week, dude.

Well I ain't gonna date her.

That's good.

Ooh, look at that bus driver.

How do you do?

Ooh buster, he hates you.

What are we waitin' on?

Waitin' for him to get a little farther down the road.

I'm gonna give him the finger.

Let's get him!

No no no, wait a second.

Hey buster, are you comin' to Jake's tonight

before you pick up Margie?

I ain't datin' Margie tonight.

How come?

Let's go get him.

He didn't mean that, Sally.

He was just mad 'cause you said whitey was ugly.

Well I'm no bitch

and I don't like bein' called one.

Sally, do you remember when whitey first came to school

and everybody made fun of him?

Yeah?

Well nobody dared to say anything

once buster made him his friend.

So when you called whitey an albino, buster flipped.

I don't care if he is buster's friend.

I'm not goin' out with him.

Just because you think he's ugly?

He is.

Besides, that he's messing around with that crazy girl

Billie Jo Truluck.

A bunch of the boys from the TFA

are you know, doin' it to her.

Margie, you don't suppose buster?

Sally, sometimes you are ridiculous.

Buster loves me.

Well those guys are his best friends.

Good god, Sally please.

Hey Jake, you old buzzard.

Gimme a beer, huh?

How you doin', buster?

Comin' right up.

Four to go, right?

Nope, not tonight, Jake.

Sheriff, you leavin' already?

Yeah, gotta get back.

I'm comin' in to Springer tomorrow.

May stop by.

Do that.

How you doin', buster?

Sheriff.

Lucky ducky, who's next?

I'll take you on, Smitty.

How much you shootin' for?

Are you kiddin'?

I'd have to give myself one hell of a handicap,

like a blindfold.

Go on save your money, Phil.

Later I'll shoot you a game for funsies.

Hey, you loudmouth, hickey-lookin' bastard.

How much money you got on ya?

$23, son.

Best two outta three take the cash?

Sure

you're on, Smitt.

We got ourselves a game, boys.

Put me down for $2, 2.50.

Big spender from the east.

Okay, you got it, dude.

I'm bettin' $5.00 on buster.

I ain't got but $1.00, but I'm bettin' it on buster.

You're covered too.

Rack 'em up.

I got my arm back.

You better shoot your best shot.

You better win this, buster, or I don't eat for a week.

My life is ridin' on you, buster.

What do you say? Buster, you can get it.

Let's go, c'mon.

Let's go.

Four balls on the break.

Smitty, you're dead.

well you can't win 'em all.

Oh, shut up.

Hey Jake, how's my credit?

Anything up to $10.

Well listen, get my friends here some beers, will ya?

Appreciate it, buster.

C'mon, Warren. Let's get it.

Now wait a minute.

Hey buster, gimme a cigarette.

Well sure, smitty.

Here.

There you go

here, lemme light it.

Listen.

Well what's that for?

You know, thought maybe you might wanna borrow my truck.

That's real sporty of you.

Thank you.

Get outta here!

Hey, where you guys goin'?

We're gonna go get some Poontang.

They're goin' to get Billie Jo.

They're gonna get Billie!

Hey Warren, can we go with ya?

Well maybe you can.

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Now listen you guys can go.

But just remember I'm first, Smitty's second.

And one of you guys gotta go get her.

All right, odd man out goes and gets her.

Sure.

Ready? Go.

Come on, whitey.

Billie wants you.

What are you waitin' on?

You're not scared, are you whitey?

I ain't scared of nothin'.