Un monsieur de compagnie
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Antoine, my boy
You had a bad dream?
A nightmare
Nanny, I dreamed I was working
Oh, my poor little one!
Quick, let's go home
You've overdone it enough for today
Dear Nanny,
For 25 years, I have blessed the derailment
that killed my parents
No orphan was happier than me under the supervision of his grandfather
Antoine, never make any effort
Fatigue is the enemy
You need, to succeed everywhere and always,
to never work
It is a mistake
to believe that laziness is a fault
It is, on the contrary, the mother of all virtues
But the Bible says: "You will earn your bread by the sweat of your brow."
But after original sin!
Before, man lived as a shiftless layabout
By the way, all religions have decreed a weekly rest
The faithful are aware that they are offering their laziness to the Lord
Show me
Add a drop of Chartreuse
Friday, we're Arabs
Saturday, we're Jews
Sunday, we're Christians
And the month of Sundays
Checkmate
That's why, I tell you,
don't torment yourself
about what you can eat to live
Look at the birds in the sky
They make no sowing nor reaping
and they don't pile up in attics
because our Father feeds them
Learn that lesson
Being a sparrow
This is an art you inherited at birth
God feeds the sparrows
The society will nourish you
The important is to be re-invited
The secret:
Be a nice guy
Smile with the sensible
Sneer with the cynics
Laugh up with fools
Get indignant with the fiery
Sigh with the gloomy
And with the talkers...
I let them talk
Huh?
You were saying?
The satellite disappears
behind the outer ring - "The outer ring."
Slowly - "Slowly."
Slowly!
Slowly!
But just think, little wretch, miserable worm,
that Flammarion himself
said... Wait...
"We sail in the vastness"
"at a speed a thousand times greater"
"that a fast train's."
"A wonderful sidereal mechanism,"
"the Earth is softer than the gondola"
"abandoned on the mirror of the Venetian lagoon."
"The Earth glides"
"majestically"
"on its ideal orbit."
"All that is divine is effortless."
Aeschylus
Poor Antoine Mirliflore
I looked after the interests of your grandfather
in his lifetime What a charming philosopher,
but so careless!
Do you know that the sale of its properties, those without mortgages,
will barely cover
the inheritance tax?
My dear sir, what else can we ask for?
I admire your composure in the face of such a disaster
Now you own nothing
My poor sir
No parents, no relations
There you are all alone
Let me introduce you to one of my friends
He will help you find a trade, a situation
A situation, me?
Perpetual holiday is over You must work, young man
Work, me?
Dear sir, there is no question of it
But... but...
Good life, gentlemen
Paris,
it's you and me
You need your camp stool? - Yes, no, well...
It's not warm
What you see in there?
The cosmos
Ah?
Get a look in there
I see nothing
We see nothing
No, no, nothing
Pay him
Ice cream, peanuts,
special pictures
David, look at that!
That's good. Look at that
David
Pig!
Talk about a customer
Oh, I don't despair
I started by selling newspapers
Yes, I, Balthazar!
As Henry Ford, but I, I have not forgotten to be stupid
I studied the economic situation
Believe me, the future is the ice cream
All over Paris
In 10 years, everywhere
"Bathazar's Ice Cream."
Why not "Balthazar's Hot Chestnuts"?
So really, we see nothing in your thing?
You see, I have a broad who lives across the street
5, St. Peter's Square - A broad?
Lovely? - Oh my!
Where?
2nd window on the left, around the corner
Charming - She's not bad
Not bad at all
She has the phone? - Montmartre 10-12
You have a token? - And how!
What's her name? - Nicole
Hello? - Hello, Nicole?
Yes?
You must never flood a geranium
Who is calling?
Antoine. Don't put your watering can in balance, it could fall
Well, you can sit down
There. You are much better like that
You know that pink suits you really, really well?
Oh, wonderful!
I didn't know this aspect
of your personality
Oh, you're just...
a big slob,
a lout, a despicable individual,
a jailbird, a fool... - No!
You think this is funny? - Nicole!
Nicole, Nini, it's Balthazar!
Listen, sweetheart! - Is that you?
Nini... - Farewell
Very funny, your joke
Very funny
You witness the end
of a great love
Don't do anything stupid
It is in the test that turn out great souls
This is too much, I'm going to see her - Not in your condition
I must! - I'll go, it's my fault
I'll fix it for you
Thank you - We are quite friends
I always knew I could count on you
Don't show up before tomorrow, you could ruin everything
Ah, the good boy
Still here? Always in my legs!
I'm sorry
Batlthazar. It's all over between us I'll be back at half past midnight
Ah, thank you
Shooo
Charming
Good
Perfect
Oh!
But who is there?
Antoine?
Well, where are you?
Who's that guy?
Oh, Nicole...
How can I apologize for this?
I've spent frightful hours at the idea of having hurt
this poor little fragile thing
I am a wretch
The funicular crushing my body would have been a too easy death
As penance, I climbed 6 floors on my knees
It's not enough
What to do to give you this just revenge?
To offer myself as a martyr?
Here I am I am at your mercy
Scold me, beat me, kill me
Wow, what a speech...
Ah, she has forgiven me
Oh, great lady, noble Nicole
Generous Nicole, admirable Nini
Can I keep you company?
Well, what a man...
"All that is divine is effortless."
Antoine
Antoine, the coffee is ready
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